If you're bright and have a good sense of humor - This is the category for you.Enjoy the funniest clever jokes!

A mathematician walks into a bar and says, “One beer for me, and 10 beers each for all my friends!”
Bartender: "Now that’s an order of magnitude!"
There are three kinds of people in this world:
Those who can count, and those who can't.
Why aren't prostitutes allowed near prisons?
Because a sentence shouldn't end with a proposition.
A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks the horse if it's an alcoholic considering all the bars he frequents, to which the horse replies "I think not!"
POOF! The horse disappears.

This is the point in time when all the philosophy students in the audience begin to giggle, as they are familiar with the philosophical proposition of Cogito ergo sum, or I think, therefore, I am.

But to explain the concept beforehand would be putting Descartes before the horse.
99.9% of people are idiots.
Fortunately, I belong to the 1%.
Is it solipsistic in here?
Or is it just me?
I bought a second hand time machine the other day.
They don't make them like they're going to.
I was gonna tell a time traveling joke, but you guys didn't like it.
What's the difference between an etymologist and an entomologist?
An etymologist knows the difference.
A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing but you actually mean your mother.
There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.
Dear Algebra, stop asking us to find your X, she's not coming back, and no we don't know Y.
Two behaviorists make love. When they are done, one turns to the other sand says: "That was good for you. Was it good for me?"
Did you hear about the weekly poker game with Vasco de Gama, Christopher Columbus, Leif Erikson and Franciso Pizarro?
They can never seem to beat the straights of Magellan.
A recent finding by statisticians found that the average human has one breast and one testicle.
Did you hear about the math professor who was afraid of negative numbers?
He will stop at nothing to avoid them.
What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexia Association.
Sodium-Sodium-Sodium-Sodium-Sodium-Sodium-Sodium-Sodium-Sodium-Sodium-Sodium-Sodium-Sodium --- Batman!
The first rule of Tautology club is the first rule of Tautology club.
People often accuse me of "stealing other's jokes" and being "a plagiarist." Their words not mine.
A programmer's wife says: "Run to the store, and pick up a loaf of bread. If they have eggs, get a dozen." The programmer comes home with 12 loaves of bread.
What do you call two crows on a branch? Attempted murder.
They say a Freudian slip is when you say one thing, but you really mean your mother.
Why did the chicken cross the Mobius Strip? To get to the same side.
There are 10 types of people in this world. Those that know binary, and those that don't.
A Roman walks into a bar and asks for a martinus. "You mean martini?" the bartender asks. The Roman replies, "Slow down there! I'll let you know when I want more."
Is it solipsistic in here, or is it just me?
What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac do at night? He stays up wondering if there really is a dog.
How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A llama.
A linguistics professor says during a lecture that, "In English, a double negative forms a positive. But in some languages, such as Russian, a double negative is still a negative. However, in no language in the world can a double positive form a negative." But then a voice from the back of the room piped up, "Yeah, right."