If you're bright and have a good sense of humor - This is the category for you.Enjoy the funniest clever jokes!

There are two types of people in the world: Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data sets.
A couple years ago my therapist told me I had problems letting go of the past.
What do you get when you put root beer in a square glass?
Beer.
How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A llama.
What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac do at night? He stays up wondering if there really is a dog.
Your mama is so classless, she could be a Marxist utopia.
99.9% of people are idiots.
Fortunately, I belong to the 1%.
Two chemists walk into a bar. The first says, "Can I have a glass of H2O?" The second chemist says, "Can I have a glass of water, too?" The first chemist breaks down in tears — his assassination attempt has failed.
(He didn't say H2O2)
Sodium-Sodium-Sodium-Sodium-Sodium-Sodium-Sodium-Sodium-Sodium-Sodium-Sodium-Sodium-Sodium --- Batman!
I just love the way the Earth rotates.
It really makes my day.
A biologist, a chemist, and a statistician are out hunting. The biologist shoots at a deer and misses 5 feet to the left. The chemist takes a shot and misses 5 feet to the right. The statistician yells, "We got 'em!"
Einstein, Newton, and Pascal decide to play hide-and-seek. Einstein is "It," closes his eyes, counts to 10, and then opens them. Pascal is nowhere to be seen. Newton is sitting right in front of Einstein, with a piece of chalk in his hand. He's sitting in a box drawn on the ground, a meter to one side. Einstein says, "Newton, you're terrible, I've found you!" Newton says, "No no, no. You've found one Newton per square meter. You've found Pascal!"
There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.
A programmer's wife says: "Run to the store, and pick up a loaf of bread. If they have eggs, get a dozen." The programmer comes home with 12 loaves of bread.
I bought a second hand time machine the other day.
They don't make them like they're going to.
I have been expelled from the Flat Earth Society.
Apparently, I went too far.
The bartender says, “We don’t serve time travellers in here.”
A time traveler walks into a bar.
There are only two hard things in computer science: cache invalidation, naming things, and off-by-one errors.
C, Eb, and G walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry, no minors."
What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexia Association.
A hydrogen molecule gets arrested.
His mother comes down to the police station to bail him out. She is met by the detective working the case.
I don’t understand it, says the mother. Hydrogen was always a good kid. I never had any problems til he met oxygen.
Don’t worry, says the detective. The situation is fluid but he won’t be charged.
Dear Algebra, stop asking us to find your X, she's not coming back, and no we don't know Y.
Can you find the three errors in this sentenceeee?
Did you hear about the weekly poker game with Vasco de Gama, Christopher Columbus, Leif Erikson and Franciso Pizarro?
They can never seem to beat the straights of Magellan.
My editor told me he didn’t like my citation formatting
He didn’t like id., et al.
Did you hear about the man who got cooled to absolute zero? He's 0K now.
How does a mathematician lecture their child?
"If I told you n times, I've told you n+1 times..."
A math professor gets back home at 3 AM.
“You’re late!” his wife shouts. “You said you’d be home by 11:45!”
“Actually,” the professor replies calmly, “I said I’d be home by a quarter of 12.”
A recent finding by statisticians shows the average human has one breast and one testicle.
The world’s population is split sort of evenly between men and women, making the average human part male, part female, and a complete pain to shop for.
A classics professor goes to a tailor to get his pants mended. The tailor asks, "Euripides?" The professor replies, "Yes. Eumenides?"