Trade Jokes

I got a new cell phone for my wife...
Pretty awesome trade if you ask me!
A Lift in the Desert Sally was driving home from one of her business trips in Northern Arizona when she saw an elderly woman walking on the side of the road. As the trip was a long and quiet one, she stopped the car and asked the woman if she would like a ride. With a silent nod of thanks, the woman got into the car. Resuming the journey, Sally tried in vain to make a bit of small talk with the woman. The old woman just sat silently, looking intently at everything she saw, studying every little detail, until she noticed a brown bag on the seat next to Sally. 'What in bag?' asked the old woman. Sally looked down at the brown bag and said, 'It's a bottle of wine. I got it for my husband.' The woman was silent for another moment or two. Then, speaking with quiet wisdom, she said, 'Good trade.'
Let's get ice cream. I'll trade you my nuts and whipped cream for your cherry.
I'll trade your juicy cantaloupe for my hard cucumber.
Giving me your number sounds like a fair trade.
Baby, I would trade the entire candy bar in the world for you.
Thy sin’s not accidental, but a trade.
Thy sin’s not accidental, but a trade.
“It’s like you trade the virility of the body for the agility of the spirit.” – Elizabeth Lesser
What did one hillbilly say to another? I got a new fly rod and reel for my wife. Best trade I ever made.
Did you hear about the secret guild of bakers? They say that they only trade recipes on a knead to know basis.
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