Survey

What's the difference between a penis and a bonus? Your wife will always blow your bonus. A recent survey shows that sperm banks beat blood banks in contributions...HANDS DOWN. If you force se* on a prostitute, is it rape or shoplifting? you choose.
Surveys say that 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhea. That means the 5th one likes it.
How To Frustrate Marketers
How To Frustrate Marketers A marketing type managed to corner me at the mall and was asking a series of survey questions. Here is how you make sure you don't get bothered twice: "Which shaving cream do you use?" "Angelina's." The interviewer dutifully recorded my answer and proceeded with the next question. "Which aftershave do you use?" "Angelina's." "Which deodorant do you use?" "Angelina's." "Which toothpaste do you use?" "Angelina's." "Which shampoo do you use?" "Angelina's." "Which soap do you use?" "Angelina's." "Thank you. I have one final question: tell me please, What is Angelina's? Is it a foreign company?" "No, Angelina is my sister."