Guess

I took my boat out to go fishing today. I looked over and saw my neighbor’s dock was parallel to mine.
I guess I found my self in a real “para-docks”
When fishing, is there ever a good reason to take the worm off the hook?
I guess that’s debaitable.
"What are your thoughts on diving?"
"Well, I guess it's descent as a hobby."
With Coronavirus and our impending doom, I guess no one really had 2020 vision after all.
Some say that puns aren't very funny, while others take them very seriously...
I guess the one thing we can all agree on is that puns are no joke.
I had a birth defect where they had to relocate my heart
I guess you could say my heart wasn't in the right place.
"Guess who I bumped into on my way to the optometrist."
"Who?"
"Everyone."
Apparently you can get the Corona virus if your eye touches someone else's eye.
I guess it's a good thing I refuse to make eye contact.
Guess who just woke up to 19 missed calls and 30 messages from his ex?
My ex.
I was holding a bottle of laundry detergent when all of a sudden it exploded, completely drenching my hands.
Oh well. I guess my hands are Tide.
In exactly 3030 years, there's a chance things could be really good, and theres a chance things could be really bad.
I guess it will be 5050.
What did Neil Armstrong say when people didn't laugh at his moon jokes?

"I guess you had to be there."
Somebody was doing a speech and said, "This might be corny," and pulled out a couple of canned corns. Guess what happened next?
Total pundemonium.
My brother turned into a vegetable.
I guess now he has fryngers and potatoes.
I didn't want to have brain surgery but I had to.
I guess it changed my mind.
The Blonde and Her Melons
The Blonde and Her Melons This blonde was walking down a road carrying a bag, when a guy came along. The guy asks, "What are you carrying?" "Melons," the blonde replies. "Cool," the guy says."If I can guess how many there are, can I have one of them?" The blonde giggles and says, "If you can guess how many there are, you can have BOTH of them!"