Guess

When fishing, is there ever a good reason to take the worm off the hook?
I guess that’s debaitable.
In exactly 3030 years, there's a chance things could be really good, and theres a chance things could be really bad.
I guess it will be 5050.
My brother turned into a vegetable.
I guess now he has fryngers and potatoes.
"Guess who I bumped into on my way to the optometrist."
"Who?"
"Everyone."
Apparently you can get the Corona virus if your eye touches someone else's eye.
I guess it's a good thing I refuse to make eye contact.
Guess who just woke up to 19 missed calls and 30 messages from his ex?
My ex.
Somebody was doing a speech and said, "This might be corny," and pulled out a couple of canned corns. Guess what happened next?
Total pundemonium.
"What are your thoughts on diving?"
"Well, I guess it's descent as a hobby."
I was holding a bottle of laundry detergent when all of a sudden it exploded, completely drenching my hands.
Oh well. I guess my hands are Tide.
What did Neil Armstrong say when people didn't laugh at his moon jokes?

"I guess you had to be there."
With Coronavirus and our impending doom, I guess no one really had 2020 vision after all.
I didn't want to have brain surgery but I had to.
I guess it changed my mind.
I took my boat out to go fishing today. I looked over and saw my neighbor’s dock was parallel to mine.
I guess I found my self in a real “para-docks”
Some say that puns aren't very funny, while others take them very seriously...
I guess the one thing we can all agree on is that puns are no joke.
I had a birth defect where they had to relocate my heart
I guess you could say my heart wasn't in the right place.
The Blonde and Her Melons
The Blonde and Her Melons This blonde was walking down a road carrying a bag, when a guy came along. The guy asks, "What are you carrying?" "Melons," the blonde replies. "Cool," the guy says."If I can guess how many there are, can I have one of them?" The blonde giggles and says, "If you can guess how many there are, you can have BOTH of them!"