“I bought a new jacket for a hiking trip. It’s called a trail blazer.”
"Camping is a humanitarian effort to help feed hungry mosquitoes."
- Melanie White
“Did you know the actual difference between hill and hell is just a fine line?”
“To hike is to complain.” – Dean Johnston
“I don’t get it. The trail looked so flat on the map.”
“I might look like I am listening to you, but in my mind, I am hiking.”
"Nature is by and large to be found out of doors, a location where, it cannot be argued, there are never enough comfortable chairs."
- Fran Lebowitz
“If the winter is too cold and the summer is too hot, you are not a hiker.”
“What on earth would I do if four bears came into my camp? Why, I would die of course. Literally sh** myself lifeless.” – Bill Bryson
“You are as helpful as a blister on a hike.”
“Climbing to the top of the mountain is fun, but everything is just downhill from there.”
“Hiking is just walking where it’s okay to pee.” – Demetri Martin
“I chose the road less traveled and now I don’t know where I am.”
“There. Right there is where you lost your darn mind!”
“I just wanna kick it in the woods with my birches.”
“When asked about my hiking plan I answered “Let’s summit up”.”
"I'd like to connect with nature but there's no USB port" - Dan Masso
“Always hike with someone in worse shape than you. The bears out there will know.”
"I am not the type who wants to go back to the land; I am the type who wants to go back to the hotel."
- Fran Lebowitz
“If you can find a path with no obstacles, it probably doesn’t lead anywhere.” – Frank A. Clark
“Mountains have a way of dealing with overconfidence.” – Hermann Buhl
“Some people walk in the rain; others just get wet.” – Roger Miller
“When life gives you mountains, put those boots and start hiking.”
“If there’s one thing I’ve learned from hiking, it’s that the early bird gets the face full of spider webs.”
“Camping is not a date; its an endurance test. If you can survive camping with someone, you should marry them on the way home.”
“Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time.” - Steven Wright
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“Hiking—much like drinking—is something that sounds more fun to the uninitiated than it actually is.” – Mindy McGinnis
"Going on a hike is like having your car break down but on purpose."
- John Lyon
“Where are we? About halfway…to somewhere.”
“Hiking is the only slightly less ugly stepsister of running.” – Lindy Hughes
“Bring a compass. It’s awkward when you have to eat your friends.”
“At some point in life, the world’s beauty becomes enough.”
"The closer you are to nature the further you are from idiots.”
“Sleeping bags are the most soft tacos of the bear’s world.”
"My idea of camping is falling asleep on the couch with the window open."
- Clarke Kant
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