What do potatoes become when they smoke weed?
Baked potatoes.
Potatoes that are medi-tators maintain calm and peace even when uprooted.
People order potatoes a lot because they look a-peeling on the menu.
Why don't potatoes go to parties?
They're scared of the Monster Mash.
Why wouldn’t the reporter leave the mashed potatoes alone? He desperately wanted a scoop.
Potatoes have skin. I have skin. Ergo, I am a potato
What kind of potatoes are in the best shape? Hash browns; they’re totally shredded!
What do you call a person who spends a lot of time sitting and staring at potatoes? A medi-tator.
What do you get when it rains potatoes? Spuddles.
Why shouldn’t you tell a secret on a farm? Because the potatoes have eyes and the corn has ears.
Why do potatoes make good detectives? Because they keep their eyes peeled.