Camel Puns

Camels are such funny and unique creatures... and so are their puns!

Where does a camel go after he's eaten his main course? He walks straight to the desert trolley.
A camel can work all week without drinking..
A man can drink all week without working.
What's a camel's favorite part of a meal?
What kind of camel throws a hissy fit when you milk it?
A drama dairy.
Riding a camel really isn't as hard as they say it is.
Once you get over the first hump, the rest is easy.
Did you know that camels can last longer without water than se*?
They can go three weeks without water, but can't go a day without a hump.
A weeping camel is known as a humpback wail.
When you cross a camel with a cow, you will end up with a lumpy milkshake.
Whats in a camels favorite cup of tea?
What do you call a thirsty camel ?
A dry humper.
Dad: Where do desert nomads buy their camels?
Son: I dunno. Where?
Dad: at Camelot.
How can a camel walk the desert without getting hungry? Because of all the sandwhiches there.
What's the difference between Cloepatra and King Arthur?
One had Camelot and one had a lot of camels.
Why did one camel spit and stomp when the other camel stole its cheese?
Because they’re “dramadairies”
Where is the best place to get camel milk?
Straight from the Dromedairy.
What do you call a camel without humps?
What Christmas carol do they sing in the desert? O' Camel ye faithful.
In the Camel Kingdom, the king and his family live in the Camelot castle.
I saw a lady riding a camel and being pulled by a truck... It was a camel tow
I just got back from Dubai where I was offered 40 camels for my wife.
I usually smoke Marlboro but hey... a deal's a deal.
How do you offer a camel tea?
"One hump or two?"
I tried riding a camel instead of a horse once.
It had its ups and downs.
What do you call a camel with three humps?
What do you call a camel that looks the same from both directions?
A palindromedary!
What did the eye witness say about the camel who was using the bushes as a lavatory?
I saw the hump take a dump in a clump
How do the cool camels say hello?
"How you dune?"
What is the camels’ favorite nursery rhyme?
Humpty dumpty.
How do camels blend in?
With camel-flage
Most camels prefer camelmile drinks because of the nutrition in there.
Did you guys hear about the camel that got a gig playing a cow on Broadway?
She was a real drama dairy.
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