"Don’t stay in bed unless you make money in bed." ~ George Burns
“Money is something you have to make in case you don’t die.” Max Asnas.
“Cocaine is God’s way of saying you’re making too much money.” – Robin Williams
“All I ask is a chance to prove that money can’t make me happy." ~ Spike Milligan
“All I ask is the chance to prove that money can’t make me happy.” Spike Milligan.
“I’m tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money. I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.” — Shaquille O’Neal
"Money is like a sixth sense – and you can’t make use of the other five without it." ~ William Somerset Maugham
“In this country, you gotta make the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, then you get the women.” –Tony Montana (Al Pacino) Scarface
“Money doesn’t solve all problems but it could solve my money problem.” – Anonymous
“When a fellow says it ain’t the money but the principle of the thing, it’s the money.” – Artemus Ward
“Money is not the most important thing in the world. Love is. Fortunately, I love money.” – Jackie Mason
"I am having an out-of-money experience." ~ Anonymous
“The trick is to stop thinking of it as ‘your’ money.” – IRS auditor
"Money frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy." ~ Groucho Marx
"Money without brains is always dangerous." ~ Napoleon Hill