What is the most affordable type of meat that we would purchase?
“Dear balls because they are always under a buck.”
What is the name of Santa’s rudest deer?
Rude-olph.
What did the deer say when she met her favorite celebrity?
“I’m a big fawn of your movies!”
What did the big stag deer say to the hunter?
“Buck off, man!”
Q. What did the mother doe name her new twin babies?
A. Bam B and Bam A.
What did the deer say after prancing around a cloning machine for an hour?
“I feel like a million bucks!”
What do deer doctors specialise in? Hart surgery!
It’s the fawn of a new day! - said the deer happily after waking up.
What did the deer say to her daughter?
“Soon you’ll be all doe-n up!”
What did the reindeer dad tell his son?
Deer to be different!
Q. How do you describe the inate behavior of a new mother deer?
A. Doe-ting
What did the deer say to her friend when she needed assistance?
“Could you doe me a favour?”
Q. Will a sensible stag do something dangerous to impress a doe?
A. No, not even on a deer.
Q. Which deer was a fascist dictator?
A. Moose Al Ini.
What did the deer say when her crush told her a joke?
“You are doe funny!”
What did Homer Simpson say when he saw a female deer?
“Doe!”
What was the motto of the unique deer? Deer to be different!
Why did the deer go to the spa?
“To doe off some steam!”
Did you hear about the generous and kind deer? She had a hart of gold!
Q. What does a doe stripper at a stag party take off?
A. Everything but her un-deer-wear.
What does a deer say when it prays to the god?
“Deer God!”
It’s raining cats and dogs today - I just hope it doesn’t rain deer!
What did the deer tell his buddy before he took a test?
“Good buck!”
Q. What did Ena say after Bambi was killed by a semi truck?
A. He will be dearly missed.
What did the deer write in his journal every day? Deer diary.
What is a deer’s favorite after-school snack?
“Doe-nuts.”
What did the deer say to his friend during their night in the woods?
This is so much fawn!
Did Rudolph go to school?
No, he was elf taught!
What did the baby deer say to his friend?
“I’m so fawn-d of you!”
What do deer always use to clean their homes?
Comet!
Q. Why was the stag thrown in the army brig?
A. Due to deer-eliction of duty.
What does a deer hang on its Christmas tree?
“Horn – aments.”
What did the deer say after she did her friend a favor?
“You doe me!”
What did the deer say when he left the barbershop?
“I feel like a million bucks!”
What do teenage deer do at slumber parties?
Truth or deer.
What did the deer say to his friend who has slipping down the mountain?
Hang on for deer life!
What did the deer say to his friend when he suggested a trip to the park? Good i-deer!
Q. How did the wedding between the stag and the doe begin?
A. Deerly beloved...
How much does it cost to fly Santa’s sleigh?
About 9 bucks.
How do deer clean their feet?
Hoof paste.
What does a doe stripper at a stag party take off?
A. Everything but her un-deer-wear.
Q. Which kind of cheese is made fom deer milk?
A. Moose-erella.
What Disney movie can a deer watch over and over again?
Fawn-tasia.
What do you get when you cross a fawn with a bumblebee?
Bambee.
Q. What can a buck take after a night of drinking at a stag party?
A. Elk-a-seltzer.
Where did the deer go to fix its tail?
The re-tail shop.
What did the disappointed deer say? Oh deer!
What is a deer’s favorite place to get breakfast?
Dunkin’ Doe-nuts!
What does a deer call her boyfriend?
Cari-boo.
What should you give a deer when it gets stomachache?
Elk-a-seltzer.
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