What is a baker’s favorite type of icing?
Fawn-dant.
What does a deer do when it gets to its friend’s house?
Rings the deer bell.
Q. Where can you view sculptures and paintings created by deer?
A. At the art moose-seum.
What did Homer Simpson say when he saw a female deer?
“Doe!”
What did the reindeer dad tell his son?
Deer to be different!
Q. How do you describe the inate behavior of a new mother deer?
A. Doe-ting
Q. How did the wedding between the stag and the doe begin?
A. Deerly beloved...
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
Bamboo.
How much does it cost to fly Santa’s sleigh?
About 9 bucks.
What is the most affordable type of meat that we would purchase?
“Dear balls because they are always under a buck.”
Why was the actress scared of the deer?
She had stag fright.
Q. What do biologists call an insane stag that's out running amok?
A. Deer-ranged.
What do deer always use to clean their homes?
Comet!
Q. Will a sensible stag do something dangerous to impress a doe?
A. No, not even on a deer.
What do we call a deer that wears a mask and refuses to tell its name?
“Anony – moose.”
Q. After the stripper is done, what happens at a stag party?
A. Deer-ty dancing.
Why was the teenager deer a bad driver?
He didn’t want to use the deering wheel.
Q. Which deer prison is escape proof?
A. Elk-atraz.
What does a deer say when it prays to the god?
“Deer God!”
What Disney movie can a deer watch over and over again?
Fawn-tasia.
Why was the deer a good driver? He was great at using the deering wheel!
What did the weather reporter say to his wife?
“I hope it doesn’t rain, deer!”
What do we call a deer without any eye?
“No – eye – deer.”
Q. Where are deceased deer laid to rest?
A. In a moose-oleum.
What do you call an eyeless deer?
No-eye-deer.
Q. Which square dancing step do stags enjoy most?
A. The Doe-si-Does.
Q. What does a doe say When something very unexpected happens?
A. Oh, Deer God!
Q. Which kind of cheese is made fom deer milk?
A. Moose-erella.
Q. What's on display at the Canadian Moose Museum?
A. Mod deer 'n art.
What does the father deer say to the mother deer to show his love?
“I love you deerly!”
What board game do deer families always play?
Buck-gammon.
Q. What do you get when you cross a doe with a bull?
A. A deery cow.
What did the married deer couple say to each other? I love you deer-ly!
What is the deer’s favorite food group?
“Deer-y products!”
Q. What did the mother doe name her new twin babies?
A. Bam B and Bam A.
What did the big stag deer say to the hunter?
“Buck off, man!”
What do you call a deer wearing an explosive vest?
Bombi.
What did the deer say to her daughter?
“Soon you’ll be all doe-n up!”
What does a doe stripper at a stag party take off?
A. Everything but her un-deer-wear.
How do you spot a deer behind you? With hind-sight!
What cheesy dip do deer love to eat?
Fawn-due.
Q. Why was the stag thrown in the army brig?
A. Due to deer-eliction of duty.
What did the deer say after he finished eating?
“That was deer-licious!”
Q. What do you get if you cross a devilish deer with an evil cougar?
A. A hell cat.
How do you give a deer a compliment?
“Fawn over him!”
It’s raining cats and dogs today - I just hope it doesn’t rain deer!
If you see a deer without antlers acting crazy, don’t eat it without cooking it first.
Everyone knows you can’t eat raw kooky doe.
What do teenage deer do at slumber parties?
Truth or deer.
Where did the deer go to fix its tail?
The re-tail shop.
Q. What did the doe say to the louse on her new baby fawn?
A. Gosh deer nit!
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