What kind of money does deer use?
“Bucks!”
What did the deer say when her crush told her a joke?
“You are doe funny!”
What do you get when you cross a fawn with a bumblebee?
Bambee.
Q. What do you get if you cross a devilish deer with an evil cougar?
A. A hell cat.
Q. What do you get when you cross a doe with a bull?
A. A deery cow.
Where do deer get all of their coffee?
Star-bucks!
What did the disappointed deer say? Oh deer!
What did the deer write in his journal every day? Deer diary.
Why did the deer go for a run?
To doe off some steam.
Who puts money under a deer’s pillow when they lose a tooth?
The hoof fairy.
Why was the deer a good driver? He was great at using the deering wheel!
What did Homer Simpson say when he saw a female deer?
“Doe!”
What does a deer hang on its Christmas tree?
“Horn – aments.”
What did the deer say to her daughter?
“Soon you’ll be all doe-n up!”
Q. What is another name for elk diarrhea?
A. Chocolate Moose.
What did the deer say to her friend when she needed assistance?
“Could you doe me a favour?”
What do you give a deer with an upset stomach?
Elka Seltzer.
Why was the teenager deer a bad driver?
He didn’t want to use the deering wheel.
I want to start a deer breeding business…
But first, I’m gonna need about 5,000 bucks.
Q. Which doe did all the stags and bucks sing about in the 1960s?
A. Deer Prudence.
Why did the deer go to the spa?
“To doe off some steam!”
What do you call a deer with hooves in his ears?
Anything you want — he can’t hear you.
What did the deer say when she met her favorite celebrity?
“I’m a big fawn of your movies!”
Why did the deer get braces?
He had buck teeth.
Why did the deer cross the road?
To prove he wasn’t a chicken.
Q. Which deer was a fascist dictator?
A. Moose Al Ini.
What is a deer’s favorite meal of the day?
“Deer-ner.”
What do you call a deer wearing an explosive vest?
Bombi.
What did the deer say to his friend who has slipping down the mountain?
Hang on for deer life!
What did the deer say after he finished eating?
“That was deer-licious!”
What did the married deer couple say to each other? I love you deer-ly!
Q. How do you describe a deer joke with a screwed up punch line?
A. Bucked up.
Q. What did they serve with nacho cheese at stag parties?
A. Deer-itos.
Q. What do you get if you cross a deer with an Aussie Joey?
A. A buck-er-roo.
How do you give a deer a compliment?
“Fawn over him!”
Q. Where do Midwest does prefer to give birth?
A. Deerborn, Michigan.
What does a deer call a hunter?
“Doe foes.”
What does a deer say when it prays to the god?
“Deer God!”
What did the outraged female deer say to the mule?
How deer you!
What type of bread do deers enjoy the most?
“Sour-doe!”
What is a baker’s favorite type of icing?
Fawn-dant.
What is the difference between a deer nut and a beer nut?
“A beer nut is often more than a buck but a deer nut is always under a buck.”
What does a deer call her boyfriend?
Cari-boo.
What did the weather reporter say to his wife?
“I hope it doesn’t rain, deer!”
What board game do deer families always play?
Buck-gammon.
How do deer clean their feet?
Hoof paste.
What was the motto of the unique deer? Deer to be different!
Q. What did Ena say after Bambi was killed by a semi truck?
A. He will be dearly missed.
Q. How do you start a letter written to Sears Roebuck?
A. Deer Sirs..
How does a deer know what day of the week it is?
It looks at its calen-deer.
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