What is the deer’s favorite food group?
“Deer-y products!”
Q. Which Louisville race exclusively features buck and stag contestants?
A. The Kentucky Deer-by.
What does a deer say when it prays to the god?
“Deer God!”
What did the deer say to his friend when he suggested a trip to the park? Good i-deer!
Q. Which square dancing step do stags enjoy most?
A. The Doe-si-Does.
Q. How do does and fawns fly from place to place?
A. In a deer-igible
Why did the deer go to the spa?
“To doe off some steam!”
Q. What does one teen buck say to oad another into doing something risky?
A. I double deer you!
What do we call a deer that wears a mask and refuses to tell its name?
“Anony – moose.”
It’s raining cats and dogs today - I just hope it doesn’t rain deer!
Why did the deer cross the road?
To prove he wasn’t a chicken.
Q. What can a buck take after a night of drinking at a stag party?
A. Elk-a-seltzer.
What does a doe stripper at a stag party take off?
A. Everything but her un-deer-wear.
When we cross a deer and a mouse, what would we get?
“Mickey Moose!”
Q. Which deer was a fascist dictator?
A. Moose Al Ini.
What do you get when you cross a fawn with a bumblebee?
Bambee.
Did Rudolph go to school?
No, he was elf taught!
Q. Which Greek eggplant dish do deer really eat up?
A. Moose-aka.
What does a deer do when it gets to its friend’s house?
Rings the deer bell.
Q. How do you describe a deer joke with a screwed up punch line?
A. Bucked up.
What did the deer say to his friend during their night in the woods?
This is so much fawn!
What did the baby deer say to his friend?
“I’m so fawn-d of you!”
Q. Where are deceased deer laid to rest?
A. In a moose-oleum.
What did the deer say to his funny friend? You’re deer-larious!
Why did the hunter miss his mark?
He was not aiming deerectly for it.
Q. How do you start a letter written to Sears Roebuck?
A. Deer Sirs..
What did the reindeer dad tell his son?
Deer to be different!
Q. What do biologists call an insane stag that's out running amok?
A. Deer-ranged.
What do you call a deer that can write with both hands?
Bambi-dextrous.
What do deer doctors specialise in? Hart surgery!
How much does it cost to fly Santa’s sleigh?
About 9 bucks.
Q. What's on display at the Canadian Moose Museum?
A. Mod deer 'n art.
What did the deer say to his friend who has slipping down the mountain?
Hang on for deer life!
Q. Where can you view sculptures and paintings created by deer?
A. At the art moose-seum.
What do teenage deer do at slumber parties?
Truth or deer.
Q. Which game do hunters go after first?
A. The nearest and the deerest.
What is the difference between a deer nut and a beer nut?
“A beer nut is often more than a buck but a deer nut is always under a buck.”
If you see a deer without antlers acting crazy, don’t eat it without cooking it first.
Everyone knows you can’t eat raw kooky doe.
How do you give a deer a compliment?
“Fawn over him!”
What did the fawn say to warn her friend about the haunted house?
“Don’t go deer!”
What did the fawn who wanted to be a child forever say?
“I don’t want to doe up!”
What does the father deer say to the mother deer to show his love?
“I love you deerly!”
Q. After the stripper is done, what happens at a stag party?
A. Deer-ty dancing.
What kind of diet did the deer go on when she was trying to lose weight?
A non-deery diet.
How do you let a deer know you like her?
You fawn over her.
Where did the deer go to fix its tail?
The re-tail shop.
What did the deer say after she saw her Amazon bill?
“I spent too much doe!”
What type of bread do deers enjoy the most?
“Sour-doe!”
What do deer always use to clean their homes?
Comet!
Q. Where do Midwest does prefer to give birth?
A. Deerborn, Michigan.
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