Q. Which doe did all the stags and bucks sing about in the 1960s?
A. Deer Prudence.
What did the deer say after she did her friend a favor?
“You doe me!”
What kind of money does deer use?
“Bucks!”
Q. What did the mother doe name her new twin babies?
A. Bam B and Bam A.
Q. How do you describe a deer joke with a screwed up punch line?
A. Bucked up.
Q. Which sweet dessert is banned from the menu at the Deer Cafe?
A. Chocolate Moose.
How do you spot a deer behind you? With hind-sight!
I want to start a deer breeding business…
But first, I’m gonna need about 5,000 bucks.
What Disney movie can a deer watch over and over again?
Fawn-tasia.
It’s raining cats and dogs today - I just hope it doesn’t rain deer!
Q. Which game do hunters go after first?
A. The nearest and the deerest.
What is the difference between a deer nut and a beer nut?
“A beer nut is often more than a buck but a deer nut is always under a buck.”
What is a deer’s favorite meal?
Deer-ner!
Q. How do you describe a stinking filthy buck?
A. Deer-ty.
What was the motto of the unique deer? Deer to be different!
What do we call a deer without any eye?
“No – eye – deer.”
What did the deer tell his buddy before he took a test?
“Good buck!”
What is the most affordable type of meat that we would purchase?
“Dear balls because they are always under a buck.”
Where do deer get all of their coffee?
Star-bucks!
What does a deer hang on its Christmas tree?
“Horn – aments.”
What do you think of puns about deer?
“I’m very fawn’d of them myself.”
Q. Which deer was a fascist dictator?
A. Moose Al Ini.
What kind of diet did the deer go on when she was trying to lose weight?
A non-deery diet.
Q. How did the wedding between the stag and the doe begin?
A. Deerly beloved...
What do you call an eyeless deer?
No-eye-deer.
What did the deer say after he finished eating?
“That was deer-licious!”
What did the deer order to drink at the bar?
Ice cold deer.
What did the deer say to her daughter?
“Soon you’ll be all doe-n up!”
Q. Where can you view sculptures and paintings created by deer?
A. At the art moose-seum.
What did the deer say when she met her favorite celebrity?
“I’m a big fawn of your movies!”
What did the outraged female deer say to the mule?
How deer you!
Q. What does a doe say When something very unexpected happens?
A. Oh, Deer God!
How does a deer know what day of the week it is?
It looks at its calen-deer.
Q. Which kind of deer has a serious drinking problem?
A. The elk-oholic.
What kind of deer make great weather forecasters?
Rain-deer.
What did the big stag deer say to the hunter?
“Buck off, man!”
If you see a deer without antlers acting crazy, don’t eat it without cooking it first.
Everyone knows you can’t eat raw kooky doe.
Q. How do the doe and stag open the entry to their vacation cabin in the woods?
A. They just turn the deer knob.
Q. What do you get when you cross a doe with a bull?
A. A deery cow.
Q. What can a buck take after a night of drinking at a stag party?
A. Elk-a-seltzer.
When we cross a deer and a mouse, what would we get?
“Mickey Moose!”
What do you call a deer with hooves in his ears?
Anything you want — he can’t hear you.
Why was the teenager deer a bad driver?
He didn’t want to use the deering wheel.
Why did the deer cross the road?
To prove he wasn’t a chicken.
Why was the actress scared of the deer?
She had stag fright.
Q. What's on display at the Canadian Moose Museum?
A. Mod deer 'n art.
What did the baby deer say to his friend?
“I’m so fawn-d of you!”
Q. Which deer was a fascist dictator?
A. Moose Al Ini.
Why did the deer get braces?
He had buck teeth.
Q. What did the witch get when she crossed a doe with a tornado?
A. A whirling deer-vish.
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