Q. How do you describe the inate behavior of a new mother deer?
A. Doe-ting
Q. What does a doe say When something very unexpected happens?
A. Oh, Deer God!
Q. Which game do hunters go after first?
A. The nearest and the deerest.
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
Bamboo.
What should you give a deer when it gets stomachache?
Elk-a-seltzer.
What did the deer say when he left the barbershop?
“I feel like a million bucks!”
Q. What did they serve with nacho cheese at stag parties?
A. Deer-itos.
What do we call a deer without any eye?
“No – eye – deer.”
Q. Which kind of cheese is made fom deer milk?
A. Moose-erella.
How much does it cost to fly Santa’s sleigh?
About 9 bucks.
Why did the hunter miss his mark?
He was not aiming deerectly for it.
What did the deer’s mother say to her daughter on her birthday?
“I remember the day you were fawn!”
What did the deer say after she did her friend a favor?
“You doe me!”
What cheesy dip do deer love to eat?
Fawn-due.
What do we call a deer that wears a mask and refuses to tell its name?
“Anony – moose.”
What did the deer say to his friend during their night in the woods?
This is so much fawn!
How do you spot a deer behind you? With hind-sight!
What did the large baby deer say when he met his favorite celebrity?
“I’m a big fawn!”
What’s a deer’s favorite place to get ice cream?
Deery Queen.
What was the motto of the unique deer? Deer to be different!
Q. What do biologists call an insane stag that's out running amok?
A. Deer-ranged.
Q. Which deer was a fascist dictator?
A. Moose Al Ini.
What did the deer say when she wanted to be left alone?
“Doe away!”
What did the deer say to his sulky friend?
“Buck up!”
What do you call a deer wearing an explosive vest?
Bombi.
What does a deer call a hunter?
“Doe foes.”
What did the disappointed deer say? Oh deer!
What is a baker’s favorite type of icing?
Fawn-dant.
Did Rudolph go to school?
No, he was elf taught!
What do you call an eyeless deer?
No-eye-deer.
Q. How do you describe a deer joke with a screwed up punch line?
A. Bucked up.
Q. Who walks around the suburbs trying to sell venison meat?
A. A deer-to-door salesmant.
What do you call a deer with hooves in his ears?
Anything you want — he can’t hear you.
What did Homer Simpson say when he saw a female deer?
“Doe!”
I want to start a deer breeding business…
But first, I’m gonna need about 5,000 bucks.
What did the deer say to her friend when she needed assistance?
“Could you doe me a favour?”
What type of bread do deers enjoy the most?
“Sour-doe!”
Q. Which deer prison is escape proof?
A. Elk-atraz.
Q. What can a buck take after a night of drinking at a stag party?
A. Elk-a-seltzer.
What did the deer say to his funny friend? You’re deer-larious!
What do you give a deer with an upset stomach?
Elka Seltzer.
What did the deer say to her daughter?
“Soon you’ll be all doe-n up!”
What did the married deer couple say to each other? I love you deer-ly!
What did the fawn who wanted to be a child forever say?
“I don’t want to doe up!”
What is a deer’s favorite meal?
Deer-ner!
What do teenage deer do at slumber parties?
Truth or deer.
What did the deer say after she saw her Amazon bill?
“I spent too much doe!”
Where did the deer go to fix its tail?
The re-tail shop.
Q. Which kind of deer has a serious drinking problem?
A. The elk-oholic.
Q. How do does and fawns fly from place to place?
A. In a deer-igible
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