What is a deer’s favorite meal of the day?
“Deer-ner.”
Did Rudolph go to school?
No, he was elf taught!
Q. Which deer was a fascist dictator?
A. Moose Al Ini.
What did the fawn who wanted to be a child forever say?
“I don’t want to doe up!”
Q. What is another name for elk diarrhea?
A. Chocolate Moose.
How much does it cost to fly Santa’s sleigh?
About 9 bucks.
What did the deer say to his friend who has slipping down the mountain?
Hang on for deer life!
Q. Which deer prison is escape proof?
A. Elk-atraz.
What did the deer say when her crush told her a joke?
“You are doe funny!”
Q. How do the doe and stag open the entry to their vacation cabin in the woods?
A. They just turn the deer knob.
Why did the deer go for a run?
To doe off some steam.
Q. How do you describe the inate behavior of a new mother deer?
A. Doe-ting
Q. What did Ena say after Bambi was killed by a semi truck?
A. He will be dearly missed.
Q. How do you start a letter written to Sears Roebuck?
A. Deer Sirs..
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
Bamboo.
What did the deer say after she saw her Amazon bill?
“I spent too much doe!”
How do deer clean their feet?
Hoof paste.
How do you spot a deer behind you? With hind-sight!
What did the deer order to drink at the bar?
Ice cold deer.
Who puts money under a deer’s pillow when they lose a tooth?
The hoof fairy.
Why was the deer a good driver? He was great at using the deering wheel!
What do we call a deer without any eye?
“No – eye – deer.”
What is a baker’s favorite type of icing?
Fawn-dant.
What did the disappointed deer say? Oh deer!
What do you get when you cross a fawn with a bumblebee?
Bambee.
Q. Who walks around the suburbs trying to sell venison meat?
A. A deer-to-door salesmant.
Q. What do you call the stench that comes from antlered roadkill?
A. A foul o-deer.
What did the deer say to his funny friend? You’re deer-larious!
Q. What's on display at the Canadian Moose Museum?
A. Mod deer 'n art.
What did the deer say when she wanted to be left alone?
“Doe away!”
Q. Which Louisville race exclusively features buck and stag contestants?
A. The Kentucky Deer-by.
What do you call a deer that can write with both hands?
Bambi-dextrous.
Q. How do you describe a deer joke with a screwed up punch line?
A. Bucked up.
Where did the deer go to fix its tail?
The re-tail shop.
Q. Will a sensible stag do something dangerous to impress a doe?
A. No, not even on a deer.
What does a deer do when it gets to its friend’s house?
Rings the deer bell.
Where do deer get all of their coffee?
Star-bucks!
Did you hear about the generous and kind deer? She had a hart of gold!
What does the father deer say to the mother deer to show his love?
“I love you deerly!”
How do you let a deer know you like her?
You fawn over her.
What do we call a deer that wears a mask and refuses to tell its name?
“Anony – moose.”
What did the deer say after he finished eating?
“That was deer-licious!”
Q. Which doe did all the stags and bucks sing about in the 1960s?
A. Deer Prudence.
Why did the hunter miss his mark?
He was not aiming deerectly for it.
How do you give a deer a compliment?
“Fawn over him!”
What did the deer say to his friend during their night in the woods?
This is so much fawn!
It’s the fawn of a new day! - said the deer happily after waking up.
Q. Why was the stag thrown in the army brig?
A. Due to deer-eliction of duty.
What is the most affordable type of meat that we would purchase?
“Dear balls because they are always under a buck.”
What did the deer’s mother say to her daughter on her birthday?
“I remember the day you were fawn!”