What do you get when you cross a fawn with a bumblebee?
Bambee.
What was the motto of the unique deer? Deer to be different!
Why did the deer get braces?
He had buck teeth.
Q. What did the witch get when she crossed a doe with a tornado?
A. A whirling deer-vish.
Q. Which kind of deer has a serious drinking problem?
A. The elk-oholic.
It’s the fawn of a new day! - said the deer happily after waking up.
How do deer clean their feet?
Hoof paste.
What does a doe stripper at a stag party take off?
A. Everything but her un-deer-wear.
What did the weather reporter say to his wife?
“I hope it doesn’t rain, deer!”
What did the baby deer say to his friend?
“I’m so fawn-d of you!”
What should you give a deer when it gets stomachache?
Elk-a-seltzer.
What does a deer say when it prays to the god?
“Deer God!”
What did the deer write in his journal every day? Deer diary.
Q. Which Greek eggplant dish do deer really eat up?
A. Moose-aka.
Q. How do does and fawns fly from place to place?
A. In a deer-igible
Q. Which Louisville race exclusively features buck and stag contestants?
A. The Kentucky Deer-by.
Q. What did Ena say after Bambi was killed by a semi truck?
A. He will be dearly missed.
Q. What's on display at the Canadian Moose Museum?
A. Mod deer 'n art.
Why did the deer go for a run?
To doe off some steam.
What is the deer’s favorite food group?
“Deer-y products!”
What did the deer say to his friend when he suggested a trip to the park? Good i-deer!
Why was the actress scared of the deer?
She had stag fright.
What do we call a deer that wears a mask and refuses to tell its name?
“Anony – moose.”
Q. How do you start a letter written to Sears Roebuck?
A. Deer Sirs..
What do deer doctors specialise in? Hart surgery!
What did the deer say after she saw her Amazon bill?
“I spent too much doe!”
Q. What do you get when you cross a doe with a bull?
A. A deery cow.
What did the deer say when her crush told her a joke?
“You are doe funny!”
What did the big stag deer say to the hunter?
“Buck off, man!”
Q. Which deer was a fascist dictator?
A. Moose Al Ini.
Who puts money under a deer’s pillow when they lose a tooth?
The hoof fairy.
What’s a deer’s go-to ice cream flavor?
Cookie-doe.
How does a deer know what day of the week it is?
It looks at its calen-deer.
What did the deer say to his friend who has slipping down the mountain?
Hang on for deer life!
What is the difference between a deer nut and a beer nut?
“A beer nut is often more than a buck but a deer nut is always under a buck.”
What does a deer call a hunter?
“Doe foes.”
What did the deer say when she met her favorite celebrity?
“I’m a big fawn of your movies!”
What board game do deer families always play?
Buck-gammon.
If you see a deer without antlers acting crazy, don’t eat it without cooking it first.
Everyone knows you can’t eat raw kooky doe.
I want to start a deer breeding business…
But first, I’m gonna need about 5,000 bucks.
Q. Why was the stag thrown in the army brig?
A. Due to deer-eliction of duty.
What does a deer do when it gets to its friend’s house?
Rings the deer bell.
What do you call a deer with hooves in his ears?
Anything you want — he can’t hear you.
Q. What do you call the stench that comes from antlered roadkill?
A. A foul o-deer.
What is a deer’s favorite place to get breakfast?
Dunkin’ Doe-nuts!
What did the deer tell his buddy before he took a test?
“Good buck!”
What’s a buck’s least favorite sandwich bread?
Sour doe.
What did the deer say to his funny friend? You’re deer-larious!
Q. Where can you view sculptures and paintings created by deer?
A. At the art moose-seum.
Q. Which deer was a fascist dictator?
A. Moose Al Ini.