What did the married deer couple say to each other? I love you deer-ly!
Q. What did the mother doe name her new twin babies?
A. Bam B and Bam A.
Who puts money under a deer’s pillow when they lose a tooth?
The hoof fairy.
What is the deer’s favorite food group?
“Deer-y products!”
Q. Where are deceased deer laid to rest?
A. In a moose-oleum.
What did the deer say to his friend when he suggested a trip to the park? Good i-deer!
I want to start a deer breeding business…
But first, I’m gonna need about 5,000 bucks.
Q. What does one teen buck say to oad another into doing something risky?
A. I double deer you!
What did the weather reporter say to his wife?
“I hope it doesn’t rain, deer!”
Q. How do does and fawns fly from place to place?
A. In a deer-igible
Q. What did the doe say to the louse on her new baby fawn?
A. Gosh deer nit!
What did the deer say after prancing around a cloning machine for an hour?
“I feel like a million bucks!”
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
Bamboo.
Why did the deer go to the spa?
“To doe off some steam!”
Q. Which deer was a fascist dictator?
A. Moose Al Ini.
Q. What's on display at the Canadian Moose Museum?
A. Mod deer 'n art.
What was the motto of the unique deer? Deer to be different!
How much does it cost to fly Santa’s sleigh?
About 9 bucks.
What kind of money does deer use?
“Bucks!”
What is the most affordable type of meat that we would purchase?
“Dear balls because they are always under a buck.”
What did the deer say to his funny friend? You’re deer-larious!
Where did the deer go to fix its tail?
The re-tail shop.
What board game do deer families always play?
Buck-gammon.
It’s raining cats and dogs today - I just hope it doesn’t rain deer!
Q. What does a doe say When something very unexpected happens?
A. Oh, Deer God!
What did the deer say to his friend who has slipping down the mountain?
Hang on for deer life!
What did the deer say after she saw her Amazon bill?
“I spent too much doe!”
What kind of deer make great weather forecasters?
Rain-deer.
Q. How do the doe and stag open the entry to their vacation cabin in the woods?
A. They just turn the deer knob.
How do you spot a deer behind you? With hind-sight!
What did the deer say after she did her friend a favor?
“You doe me!”
What is a deer’s favorite place to get breakfast?
Dunkin’ Doe-nuts!
Q. What does a doe stripper at a stag party take off?
A. Everything but her un-deer-wear.
What did Homer Simpson say when he saw a female deer?
“Doe!”
What’s a buck’s least favorite sandwich bread?
Sour doe.
What did the fawn who wanted to be a child forever say?
“I don’t want to doe up!”
Q. Who walks around the suburbs trying to sell venison meat?
A. A deer-to-door salesmant.
Q. After the stripper is done, what happens at a stag party?
A. Deer-ty dancing.
What’s a deer’s go-to ice cream flavor?
Cookie-doe.
What do deer doctors specialise in? Hart surgery!
What did the deer write in his journal every day? Deer diary.
Why was the actress scared of the deer?
She had stag fright.
What does a deer call her boyfriend?
Cari-boo.
What did the deer say when her crush told her a joke?
“You are doe funny!”
Q. Which sweet dessert is banned from the menu at the Deer Cafe?
A. Chocolate Moose.
What did the deer tell his buddy before he took a test?
“Good buck!”
What did the deer say when she wanted to be left alone?
“Doe away!”
Q. What did they serve with nacho cheese at stag parties?
A. Deer-itos.
Q. Where do Midwest does prefer to give birth?
A. Deerborn, Michigan.
Q. Will a sensible stag do something dangerous to impress a doe?
A. No, not even on a deer.
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