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The Corona Virus is not really a laughing matter. Nevertheless, sometimes it helps to laugh at something and make it smaller. Here are the best jokes about the Corona Virus.

While it’s taking a while for the Corona virus to reach other countries, China got it right off the bat.
I wanna bob for your apples.
What's the difference between butter and the corona virus?
Corona actually spreads.
Flat earthers fear 6 feet social distancing could push some people over the edge.
What do Saturday and Sunday have in common with the corona virus?
The weakend.
Hey, Baby do you want to see what tricks my treat could do?
I really hope Santa can figure out how to make all his deliveries this year due to Covid-19......
I hear he just ran out of santa-tizer.
Why did the Chinese communist party try to cover up the outbreak of the corona virus disease?
They were afraid not everyone could get it.
Me, to my wife: They said that the Covid vaccines are safe and has no side effects.
My wife: Who did?

Me: Yep.
Corona virus has caused our local supermarket to sell out of pasta.
All because of a fusilli people.
Please stop with all the corona jokes.
I‘m sick of it.
Nice pumpkins!
There’s no trick in these pants.
I could tell you a COVID joke...
But it would take two weeks for you to get it.
I am a mean green machine.
Tom Hanks just got the Corona virus.
They had to lock the whole Cast Away.
I really hope corona virus can't spread through s*x
It would be so lonely being the last man on Earth.
People with 20-20 vision..
Why you didn't warn us before??
This Corona virus is a blessing
My wife doesn't want to travel anywhere.

She no longer buys anything online, since everything comes from China.

she doesn't go to the mall to avoid the crowds.

she spends all of her time in a mask with her mouth closed.

Best thing that has ever happened to me.
Why are people buying so much toilet paper because of the corona virus?
Because when one person sneezes, 100 people shit themselves.
Ok, so if the Corona Virus isn't about beer, why do I keep hearing about cases of it?
Definition of Irony - When the Year Of The Rat starts with a plague.
Are you dressed up as a tree? Cause you’re giving me wood.
I was going to make a joke about losing your senses due to COVID.
But I decided it was poor taste.
Turns out my dad who’s a locksmith still has to go to work during lockdown.
He’s a key worker, you see.
I broke up with my girlfriend after she contracted the corona virus
I’ve decided to wash my hands of her.
I'm tired of this old broom. Got anything else I can ride?
That mask is becoming on you. If it were me, I’d be coming too.
Call me a pirate and give me that booty.
My mom always told me I wouldn't accomplish anything by lying in bed all day.
But look at me now, I'm saving the world.
My real costume is at home in a box under my bed.
Is that a bat in your pocket, or does my costume excite you?
Just saw a burglar kicking his own door in.
I asked: “What are you doing?”
“Working from home.”
John Travolta has been diagnosed with the Corona Virus.
He had chills that were multiplying.
Dolly Parton partially funded Moderna's COVID Vaccine.
It comes in two very large dosey-doses.
What quarantine really taught me?
That you don't really need fun to have alcohol.
What did the Indian boy say to his parent before going into self isolation?
Mumbai.
A man walks into a bar and goes up to the bartender and says "I'll have a Corona please, hold the virus."
Girl, are you the Wuhan Corona Virus?
Because you’re taking my breath away.
What do you get when a raven flies into a group of 18 crows?
Corvid-19.
I would totally carve your pumpkin.
My daughter told me COVID stinks and she misses her teacher...
I told her "I Ms. your teacher too."
I went to the chemist today and asked the assistant "what kills the Corona Virus?"

She replied to me "Ammonia Cleaner"

I said "Oh, I am sorry, I thought you worked here."
Why don’t we go somewhere where I can stick a candle in your jack-o-lantern?
Did you hear the new pop song about Covid?
...it's pretty catchy.
Woke up with sweats afraid I'd contracted the corona virus...
Changed into jeans and was all good.
Me: I'll have a Corona please.

Waiter: *Cough*

Me: Thank you.
Hey Baby, wanna find out why they call me Pumpkin-Head?
You know why women's eyes are so noticeable these days?
It's the mask era.
Girl, you make my crotch rise from the dead
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