The Corona Virus is not really a laughing matter. Nevertheless, sometimes it helps to laugh at something and make it smaller. Here are the best jokes about the Corona Virus.

While it’s taking a while for the Corona virus to reach other countries, China got it right off the bat.
Corona virus has caused our local supermarket to sell out of pasta.
All because of a fusilli people.
Woke up with sweats afraid I'd contracted the corona virus...
Changed into jeans and was all good.
What's the difference between butter and the corona virus?
Corona actually spreads.
Flat earthers fear 6 feet social distancing could push some people over the edge.
What do Saturday and Sunday have in common with the corona virus?
The weakend.
I really hope Santa can figure out how to make all his deliveries this year due to Covid-19......
I hear he just ran out of santa-tizer.
Why did the Chinese communist party try to cover up the outbreak of the corona virus disease?
They were afraid not everyone could get it.
Me, to my wife: They said that the Covid vaccines are safe and has no side effects.
My wife: Who did?

Me: Yep.
Please stop with all the corona jokes.
I‘m sick of it.
My daughter told me COVID stinks and she misses her teacher...
I told her "I Ms. your teacher too."
What movie perfectly describes the corona virus?
No country for old men.
People with 20-20 vision..
Why you didn't warn us before??
This Corona virus is a blessing
My wife doesn't want to travel anywhere.

She no longer buys anything online, since everything comes from China.

she doesn't go to the mall to avoid the crowds.

she spends all of her time in a mask with her mouth closed.

Best thing that has ever happened to me.
Why are people buying so much toilet paper because of the corona virus?
Because when one person sneezes, 100 people shit themselves.
Ok, so if the Corona Virus isn't about beer, why do I keep hearing about cases of it?
Definition of Irony - When the Year Of The Rat starts with a plague.
I was going to make a joke about losing your senses due to COVID.
But I decided it was poor taste.
My mom always told me I wouldn't accomplish anything by lying in bed all day.
But look at me now, I'm saving the world.
I tried to come up with a joke about social distancing but this is as close as I could get.
You know why women's eyes are so noticeable these days?
It's the mask era.
If Corona virus is just a beer virus..
Then it’s just a yeast infection!
Dolly Parton partially funded Moderna's COVID Vaccine.
It comes in two very large dosey-doses.
What did the Indian boy say to his parent before going into self isolation?
Turns out my dad who’s a locksmith still has to go to work during lockdown.
He’s a key worker, you see.
A man walks into a bar and goes up to the bartender and says "I'll have a Corona please, hold the virus."
I've taken up online yoga since the COVID-19 outbreak started.
It helps me namaste at home.
Girl, are you the Wuhan Corona Virus?
Because you’re taking my breath away.
I feel really bad for the class of 2020. They say the year really flies by.
I just didn’t realize it would Zoom.
What does a person with Covid like to drink?