Girl, you make my crotch rise from the dead
What movie perfectly describes the corona virus?
No country for old men.
Hi, I'm a zombie, can I eat you?
I am a mean green machine.
While it’s taking a while for the Corona virus to reach other countries, China got it right off the bat.
Is that a bat in your pocket, or does my costume excite you?
If Corona virus is just a beer virus..
Then it’s just a yeast infection!
Don't worry, the Corona Virus won't last long... It was made in China.
I feel really bad for the class of 2020. They say the year really flies by.
I just didn’t realize it would Zoom.
I broke up with my girlfriend after she contracted the corona virus
I’ve decided to wash my hands of her.
They found a plant that cures COVID-19!
It’s called plant yourself on the couch.
What does a person with Covid like to drink?
Coughy.
Since i have COVID people tell me i enjoy bad music and movies
Guess i have become tasteless.
I'm tired of this old broom. Got anything else I can ride?
Why can't corona virus jokes go viral?
Because people are laughing into their elbows.
What's the difference between Wuhan and Las Vegas?
What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas.
I know I've never been all that attractive.
But lately every woman I try to approach avoids me like the plague.
Has Covid-19 forced you to wear glasses and a mask at the same time?
You may be entitled to condensation.
I really hope Santa can figure out how to make all his deliveries this year due to Covid-19......
I hear he just ran out of santa-tizer.
Are you dressed up as a tree? Cause you’re giving me wood.
I sneezed in the bank today, it was the most attention I have received in the last 10 years.
Why did Princess Leia contract coronavirus?
Because she went to woo Han.
Is it true what they say about the size of a man’s canine teeth?
I should have dressed up as a ghost tonight so I could let you under my sheets.
Why is there no COVID cases in Antarctica
Because it’s so ice-o-lated
I'm using a bra for a face mask.
I like to keep abreast of corona security measures.
Definition of Irony - When the Year Of The Rat starts with a plague.
I've taken up online yoga since the COVID-19 outbreak started.
It helps me namaste at home.
The government announced that because of COVID, we can have gatherings of up to 5 people without issues.
Where the hell am I going to find 5 people without issues?
Hey, my parents are out of town. That means we have the haunted mansion all to ourselves.
What do you get when a raven flies into a group of 18 crows?
Corvid-19.
I was going to make a joke about losing your senses due to COVID.
But I decided it was poor taste.
Nice pumpkins!
I may be dressed as a vampire tonihgt, but if you play your cards right you might be the one sucking
My mom always told me I wouldn't accomplish anything by lying in bed all day.
But look at me now, I'm saving the world.
I got my COVID-19 vaccine from a "doctor" who approached me in a downtown alley after midnight, offering it for $50 cash.
It was a shot in the dark, but I took it.
What do Muslims do during the coronavirus outbreak?
They stay in Quran-tine.
Corona virus has caused our local supermarket to sell out of pasta.
All because of a fusilli people.
Girl, are you the Wuhan Corona Virus?
Because you’re taking my breath away.
What do Saturday and Sunday have in common with the corona virus?
The weakend.
My real costume is at home in a box under my bed.
Corona Beer sales falter amid Corona virus crisis...
Guess their viral marketing strategy failed.
As the local drunk, I'm quite worried about the corona virus.
It's got potential tequila lot of people.
Tom Hanks just got the Corona virus.
They had to lock the whole Cast Away.
Ok, so if the Corona Virus isn't about beer, why do I keep hearing about cases of it?
With Corona Virus spreading, I never thought our deaths will also be..
“Made in China”
A man walks into a bar and goes up to the bartender and says "I'll have a Corona please, hold the virus."
Due to covid most exotic dancers have been furloughed.
Basically, they’ve been stripped of their source of income.
There’s no trick in these pants.
With Coronavirus and our impending doom, I guess no one really had 2020 vision after all.