With Corona Virus spreading, I never thought our deaths will also be..
“Made in China”
Nice pumpkins!
Hi, I'm a zombie, can I eat you?
I broke up with my girlfriend after she contracted the corona virus
I’ve decided to wash my hands of her.
I may be dressed as a vampire tonihgt, but if you play your cards right you might be the one sucking
I want a taste of your Milky Way.
Why did the Chinese communist party try to cover up the outbreak of the corona virus disease?
They were afraid not everyone could get it.
Hey, Baby do you want to see what tricks my treat could do?
Even after a decade or two, I think we will all remember this year forever.
I mean, hindsight is 2020.
My daughter told me COVID stinks and she misses her teacher...
I told her "I Ms. your teacher too."
What does a person with Covid like to drink?
Coughy.
I tried to come up with a joke about social distancing but this is as close as I could get.
I should have dressed up as a ghost tonight so I could let you under my sheets.
They found a plant that cures COVID-19!
It’s called plant yourself on the couch.
Why don’t we go somewhere where I can stick a candle in your jack-o-lantern?
You know what they say... Big Feet.
What did the Indian boy say to his parent before going into self isolation?
Mumbai.
Flat earthers fear 6 feet social distancing could push some people over the edge.
Hey Baby, wanna find out why they call me Pumpkin-Head?
Tom Hanks just got the Corona virus.
They had to lock the whole Cast Away.
I really hope Santa can figure out how to make all his deliveries this year due to Covid-19......
I hear he just ran out of santa-tizer.
A man walks into a bar and goes up to the bartender and says "I'll have a Corona please, hold the virus."
There’s no trick in these pants.
Due to covid most exotic dancers have been furloughed.
Basically, they’ve been stripped of their source of income.
I got my COVID-19 vaccine from a "doctor" who approached me in a downtown alley after midnight, offering it for $50 cash.
It was a shot in the dark, but I took it.
I sneezed in the bank today, it was the most attention I have received in the last 10 years.
I got really good at telling them, so I’m being crowned the king of corona virus puns.
You’re all formally invited to attend my coronation.
I’m no vampire but I’m fine with getting no sleep and biting your neck all night.
Is that a magic wand in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
Dolly Parton partially funded Moderna's COVID Vaccine.
It comes in two very large dosey-doses.
Me: I'll have a Corona please.
Waiter: *Cough*
Me: Thank you.
I've taken up online yoga since the COVID-19 outbreak started.
It helps me namaste at home.
I could tell you a COVID joke...
But it would take two weeks for you to get it.
Corona Beer sales falter amid Corona virus crisis...
Guess their viral marketing strategy failed.
I'm using a bra for a face mask.
I like to keep abreast of corona security measures.
Did you know there are 206 bones in the human body? Would you mind one more?
The government announced that because of COVID, we can have gatherings of up to 5 people without issues.
Where the hell am I going to find 5 people without issues?
Definition of Irony - When the Year Of The Rat starts with a plague.
Listen to them, children of the night. Let’s give them some competition.
Ok, so if the Corona Virus isn't about beer, why do I keep hearing about cases of it?
Just saw a burglar kicking his own door in.
I asked: “What are you doing?”
“Working from home.”
I really hope corona virus can't spread through s*x
It would be so lonely being the last man on Earth.
Corona crisis reaches new level:
Iran out of toilet paper.
I was going to make a joke about losing your senses due to COVID.
But I decided it was poor taste.
I’m throwing a COVID-19 party this weekend.
None of you are invited.
I went to the chemist today and asked the assistant "what kills the Corona Virus?"
She replied to me "Ammonia Cleaner"
I said "Oh, I am sorry, I thought you worked here."
Girl, are you the Wuhan Corona Virus?
Because you’re taking my breath away.
We are 11 days into self-isolation ands it is really upsetting me to witness my wife standing at the living room window gazing aimlessly into space with tears running down her cheeks.
Don’t get me wrong, I empathize with her. I’ve considered letting her in many times, but rules are rules.
What's the difference between Wuhan and Las Vegas?
What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas.
Don't worry, the Corona Virus won't last long... It was made in China.
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