I really hope Santa can figure out how to make all his deliveries this year due to Covid-19......
I hear he just ran out of santa-tizer.
What quarantine really taught me?
That you don't really need fun to have alcohol.
I feel really bad for the class of 2020. They say the year really flies by.
I just didn’t realize it would Zoom.
Corona virus has caused our local supermarket to sell out of pasta.
All because of a fusilli people.
I want a taste of your Milky Way.
I wanna bob for your apples.
People with 20-20 vision..
Why you didn't warn us before??
The government announced that because of COVID, we can have gatherings of up to 5 people without issues.
Where the hell am I going to find 5 people without issues?
I went to the chemist today and asked the assistant "what kills the Corona Virus?"
She replied to me "Ammonia Cleaner"
I said "Oh, I am sorry, I thought you worked here."
My mom always told me I wouldn't accomplish anything by lying in bed all day.
But look at me now, I'm saving the world.
With all this talk of Corona Virus, the people who make sanitising gel are rubbing their hands together.
What movie perfectly describes the corona virus?
No country for old men.
Since i have COVID people tell me i enjoy bad music and movies
Guess i have become tasteless.
A man walks into a bar and goes up to the bartender and says "I'll have a Corona please, hold the virus."
I broke up with my girlfriend after she contracted the corona virus
I’ve decided to wash my hands of her.
Dad jokes are like Corona.
Everybody gets It but not everyone can laugh about It.
With all this spare time on their hands people are going to start pursuing their passions. I wouldn't be surprised to sudden explosion in the arts, a renewal in scientific interest, and a mass proliferation of original content.
A coronaissance, if you will.
Why is there no COVID cases in Antarctica
Because it’s so ice-o-lated
Why did the vampire get a COVID test?
Because he was COFFIN.
I've taken up online yoga since the COVID-19 outbreak started.
It helps me namaste at home.
Hey, my parents are out of town. That means we have the haunted mansion all to ourselves.
I really hope corona virus can't spread through s*x
It would be so lonely being the last man on Earth.
They found a plant that cures COVID-19!
It’s called plant yourself on the couch.
Due to covid most exotic dancers have been furloughed.
Basically, they’ve been stripped of their source of income.
Which Pokémon has Covid?
Pik-achoo.
Hey Baby, wanna find out why they call me Pumpkin-Head?
I’m no vampire but I’m fine with getting no sleep and biting your neck all night.
If Corona virus is just a beer virus..
Then it’s just a yeast infection!
What does a person with Covid like to drink?
Coughy.
That mask is becoming on you. If it were me, I’d be coming too.
You know what they say... Big Feet.
I sneezed in the bank today, it was the most attention I have received in the last 10 years.
I'm using a bra for a face mask.
I like to keep abreast of corona security measures.
I got my COVID-19 vaccine from a "doctor" who approached me in a downtown alley after midnight, offering it for $50 cash.
It was a shot in the dark, but I took it.
I would totally carve your pumpkin.
What do you get when a raven flies into a group of 18 crows?
Corvid-19.
The amount of bad Covid-19 jokes being circulated is starting to reach alarming figures
Some scientists suspect that it might be a pundemic.
Has Covid-19 forced you to wear glasses and a mask at the same time?
You may be entitled to condensation.
Tom Hanks just got the Corona virus.
They had to lock the whole Cast Away.
Is that a bat in your pocket, or does my costume excite you?
Please stop with all the corona jokes.
I‘m sick of it.
Call me a pirate and give me that booty.
I just asked the wife to get into her nurse's uniform.
She said "Why? Are you feeling horny?"
"No we need bread!"
John Travolta has been diagnosed with the Corona Virus.
He had chills that were multiplying.
Listen to them, children of the night. Let’s give them some competition.
Dolly Parton partially funded Moderna's COVID Vaccine.
It comes in two very large dosey-doses.
What do Saturday and Sunday have in common with the corona virus?
The weakend.
Me: I'll have a Corona please.
Waiter: *Cough*
Me: Thank you.
Even after a decade or two, I think we will all remember this year forever.
I mean, hindsight is 2020.
Hey, Baby do you want to see what tricks my treat could do?