Are you a magnet? Because I find you very attractive.
Is this a science class? Because we have great chemistry.
Are you a needle? Because you are sew special to me.
My love for you simply radiates.
I love you meow and forever.
Are you a card?
We're perfectly suited for each other
You don’t need to pay rent to live inside my heart.
I fence-y you.
If you were words on a page, you'd be what they call the FINE print!
I got a valentine from a pickle today...
It meant a great dill to me.
I whale always love you.
You're acute Valentine.
When I tell you how much I love you, I'm not overreacting.
I asked the older woman at work what she is doing for Valentine’s Day and she said that she was taking her husband to the Cardiologist. The heart wants what the heart wants.
Not to brag, but I already have a date for Valentines Day.
February 14th.
I think you’re dandelion.
Are you an alien? Because I believe you’ve abducted my heart.
I would talk about Valentine’s Day
But it looks like I missed my date.
I ordered the wrong kind of flowers online for Valentines Day.
Oops e-daisies.
"What did Frankenstein's monster say to his girlfriend?"
"Will you be my Valenstein?"
I dig you a hole lot.
What's a pun's favorite love song?
"My Punny Valentine!"
You must be a geologist because you rock my world.
There’s so mushroom in my heart for you.
You're the ruler of my heart.
You have a pizza my heart.
What should you get Lassie, the star of the hit TV show, for Valentine's Day?
A cauliflower.
I can heartly wait to see you.
I think I found my perfect match
You must be a bowling ball since you’re right up my alley.
We have a great connection since you’re wifi-material.
Your name must be Autumn because I am falling for you.
Are you a flame? Because I think I found my perfect match.
I aorta tell you how much I love you.
Why does Valentine's Day never work in Africa?
All the lion cheetahs.
From my head tomatoes, I love you bunches.
Happy Valentine's Day!
I hope your day starts off with a bang!
Are you a defibrillator? Because you are sending shocks to my heart.
I am fawn’d of you my deer.
What kind of dance do single people do on Valentine's Day?
The Independance!
I'm fondue you, it's true
My love for you is like no otter.
Don’t go bacon my heart.
Our love started with a Hershey’s Kiss.
What did the arsonist do on Valentine's day?
He met his match.
You’re the queen of my heart.
Cheesy Valentines Day Sayings
Are you a 30 degree angle? Because you're acute-y.
This Valentine's day, I decided to pay extra and buy flowers that look after themselves.
They are Self Raising.
You’re as sweet as Pi.
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