Your shirt must be made out of husband material.
I'm fondue you, it's true
You must be a geologist because you rock my world.
Are you a 90 degree angle? Because this feels just right.
There’s so mushroom in my heart for you.
I love you dairy much.
I would talk about Valentine’s Day
But it looks like I missed my date.
Are you a card?
We're perfectly suited for each other
I love you meow and forever.
What kind of dance do single people do on Valentine's Day?
The Independance!
My local pizza place is selling heart shaped pizzas for Valentine’s Day
I find it to be a bit cheesy
What did one lightbulb say to the other lightbulb on Valentine’s Day?
I love you watts.
"What did Frankenstein's monster say to his girlfriend?"
"Will you be my Valenstein?"
I ordered the wrong kind of flowers online for Valentines Day.
Oops e-daisies.
I've been thinking of U periodically.
You must be a bowling ball since you’re right up my alley.
You don’t need to pay rent to live inside my heart.
Are you a drum? Because my heart beats for you.
You’re as sweet as Pi.
You're the ruler of my heart.
You’re a cutie 3.14159265359
Is this a science class? Because we have great chemistry.
Are you a needle? Because you are sew special to me.
Don’t go bacon my heart.
If you were words on a page, you'd be what they call the FINE print!
What Twix do you have up your sleeve that makes me love you?
I’m not lion when I say you’re my mane.
I got a valentine from a pickle today...
It meant a great dill to me.
You have a pizza my heart.
Thank you for making our relationship sweet rather than a rocky road.
What did the mountain say to the hill on Valentine's day?
You make my heart gush, I lava you.
I aorta tell you how much I love you.
What's the article of winter clothing most appropriate for Valentine's Day?
's mitten.
Your name must be Summer because you are hot.
Are you a lightbulb? Because you turn me on.
You’re the queen of my heart.
I asked the older woman at work what she is doing for Valentine’s Day and she said that she was taking her husband to the Cardiologist. The heart wants what the heart wants.
I whale always love you.
This year for Valentine's day I got my wife the ace of hearts and packets of corn flour, rice flour and self raising flour
She wasn't happy. Apparently it wasn't what she meant when she said she just wanted a card and flowers.
My wife says she wants to order a glass of wine during our Valentine’s Day dinner.
She says she loves being carded.
You can donate blood to me anytime since you’re just my type.
For Valentines Day, I decided to get my wife some beads for an abacus.
It’s the little things that count.
I wood never leaf you.
I think you’re dandelion.
I “lub” you.
I aorta tell you how much I love you.
We’ve got serious chemistry.
Our love started with a Hershey’s Kiss.
Are you a locksmith? Because you have the key to my heart.
I loaf you.
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