I'm fondue you, it's true
This Valentine's day, I decided to pay extra and buy flowers that look after themselves.
They are Self Raising.
I find you very a-peeling.
I whale always love you.
There’s no reason to wine about you.
I’m not lion when I say you’re my mane.
Are you a card?
We're perfectly suited for each other
If you were words on a page, you'd be what they call the FINE print!
I aorta tell you how much I love you.
What kind of dance do single people do on Valentine's Day?
The Independance!
When I tell you how much I love you, I'm not overreacting.
Your name must be Summer because you are hot.
We have a great connection since you’re wifi-material.
Are you an alien? Because I believe you’ve abducted my heart.
What did the arsonist do on Valentine's day?
He met his match.
My wife says she wants to order a glass of wine during our Valentine’s Day dinner.
She says she loves being carded.
I dig you a hole lot.
Every piece of you is sweet.
I would talk about Valentine’s Day
But it looks like I missed my date.
You're acute Valentine.
Yoda one for me!
Is this a science class? Because we have great chemistry.
Are you a magnet? Because I find you very attractive.
This year for Valentine's day I got my wife the ace of hearts and packets of corn flour, rice flour and self raising flour
She wasn't happy. Apparently it wasn't what she meant when she said she just wanted a card and flowers.
I can heartly wait to see you.
I'd catalog you with the cookbooks because you look delicious.
Was a bit lonely by myself at home last night on Valentine's Day so I decided to make my own bread.
I was feeling quite kneady
You’re a cutie 3.14159265359
I wood never leaf you.
No-bunny is as hare-larious as you.
Cheesy Valentines Day Sayings
I love you dairy much.
You don’t need to pay rent to live inside my heart.
I am cocoa-nuts about you.
Your shirt must be made out of husband material.
I followed my heart to you.
Our love started with a Hershey’s Kiss.
You're the ruler of my heart.
I loaf you.
I won’t let you slip through my Butter Fingers.
Your sweater must be made out of wife material.
I bought my wife a matching belt and bag for Valentine's Day
She should have that vacuum up and running in no time.
Your name must be Autumn because I am falling for you.
My love for you simply radiates.
I fence-y you.
I think I found my perfect match
You can donate blood to me anytime since you’re just my type.
You must be a bowling ball since you’re right up my alley.
Not to brag, but I already have a date for Valentines Day.
February 14th.
My love for you is like no otter.