I can heartly wait to see you.
There’s no reason to wine about you.
Is this a science class? Because we have great chemistry.
My love for you is like no otter.
Your shirt must be made out of husband material.
I am cocoa-nuts about you.
Why does Valentine's Day never work in Africa?
All the lion cheetahs.
What should you get Lassie, the star of the hit TV show, for Valentine's Day?
A cauliflower.
I whale always love you.
You’re a cutie 3.14159265359
You're acute Valentine.
You must be glue because I am sticking with you.
Not to brag, but I already have a date for Valentines Day.
February 14th.
I loaf you.
I think I found my perfect match
I dig you a hole lot.
I would talk about Valentine’s Day
But it looks like I missed my date.
You’re the queen of my heart.
I love you meow and forever.
I am fawn’d of you my deer.
Happy Valentine's Day!
I hope your day starts off with a bang!
Are you a keyboard? Because you are just my type.
You can donate blood to me anytime since you’re just my type.
What's the article of winter clothing most appropriate for Valentine's Day?
's mitten.
My wife says she wants to order a glass of wine during our Valentine’s Day dinner.
She says she loves being carded.
I wood never leaf you.
Are you a 30 degree angle? Because you're acute-y.
From my head tomatoes, I love you bunches.
Are you a card?
We're perfectly suited for each other
Was a bit lonely by myself at home last night on Valentine's Day so I decided to make my own bread.
I was feeling quite kneady
Thank you for making our relationship sweet rather than a rocky road.
My love for you simply radiates.
Your name must be Autumn because I am falling for you.
We’ve got serious chemistry.
I bought my wife a matching belt and bag for Valentine's Day
She should have that vacuum up and running in no time.
I'd catalog you with the cookbooks because you look delicious.
Are you a 90 degree angle? Because this feels just right.
For Valentines Day, I decided to get my wife some beads for an abacus.
It’s the little things that count.
If you were words on a page, you'd be what they call the FINE print!
I'm fondue you, it's true
What Twix do you have up your sleeve that makes me love you?
I “lub” you.
You’re as sweet as Pi.
What did the arsonist do on Valentine's day?
He met his match.
I won’t let you slip through my Butter Fingers.
Are you a magnet? Because I find you very attractive.
I asked the older woman at work what she is doing for Valentine’s Day and she said that she was taking her husband to the Cardiologist. The heart wants what the heart wants.
When I tell you how much I love you, I'm not overreacting.
Are you a drum? Because my heart beats for you.
Our love started with a Hershey’s Kiss.
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