You gotta love this lovely day! It's Valentine's Day, and it's time for some awesome Valentine's Day puns. These have some epic love puns and romantic puns as well.

What's a pun's favorite love song?
"My Punny Valentine!"
Not to brag, but I already have a date for Valentines Day.
February 14th.
I'd catalog you with the cookbooks because you look delicious.
If you were words on a page, you'd be what they call the FINE print!
You're the ruler of my heart.
Are you a 30 degree angle? Because you're acute-y.
I aorta tell you how much I love you.
I've been thinking of U periodically.
My love for you simply radiates.
We’ve got serious chemistry.
You're acute Valentine.
Are you a 90 degree angle? Because this feels just right.
When I tell you how much I love you, I'm not overreacting.
You’re as sweet as Pi.
I sulfur when you argon.
I dig you a hole lot.
I wood never leaf you.
I find you very a-peeling.
Your shirt must be made out of husband material.
You must be a geologist because you rock my world.
You can donate blood to me anytime since you’re just my type.
You must be a bowling ball since you’re right up my alley.
You’re a cutie 3.14159265359
What did one lightbulb say to the other lightbulb on Valentine’s Day?
I love you watts.
What should you get Lassie, the star of the hit TV show, for Valentine's Day?
A cauliflower.
I ordered the wrong kind of flowers online for Valentines Day.
Oops e-daisies.
Why does Valentine's Day never work in Africa?
All the lion cheetahs.
My local pizza place is selling heart shaped pizzas for Valentine’s Day
I find it to be a bit cheesy
What's the article of winter clothing most appropriate for Valentine's Day?
's mitten.
Happy Valentine's day.
Such a Lovely day.