I love you dairy much.
I fence-y you.
If you were words on a page, you'd be what they call the FINE print!
My wife says she wants to order a glass of wine during our Valentine’s Day dinner.
She says she loves being carded.
No-bunny is as hare-larious as you.
For Valentines Day, I decided to get my wife some beads for an abacus.
It’s the little things that count.
You don’t need to pay rent to live inside my heart.
Are you a locksmith? Because you have the key to my heart.
You're the ruler of my heart.
There’s so mushroom in my heart for you.
Are you an alien? Because I believe you’ve abducted my heart.
I whale always love you.
Are you a keyboard? Because you are just my type.
I “lub” you.
Why does Valentine's Day never work in Africa?
All the lion cheetahs.
What did the mountain say to the hill on Valentine's day?
You make my heart gush, I lava you.
Are you a flame? Because I think I found my perfect match.
We have a great connection since you’re wifi-material.
I dig you a hole lot.
Your name must be Autumn because I am falling for you.
We’ve got serious chemistry.
You're acute Valentine.
"What did Frankenstein's monster say to his girlfriend?"
"Will you be my Valenstein?"
I think you’re dandelion.
I can heartly wait to see you.
What should you get Lassie, the star of the hit TV show, for Valentine's Day?
A cauliflower.
Are you a thief? Because you stole my heart.
This may be corny, but you are a-maize-ing.
You must be a bowling ball since you’re right up my alley.
I'd catalog you with the cookbooks because you look delicious.
From my head tomatoes, I love you bunches.
What's the article of winter clothing most appropriate for Valentine's Day?
's mitten.
I am cocoa-nuts about you.
My love for you simply radiates.
What did one lightbulb say to the other lightbulb on Valentine’s Day?
I love you watts.
Are you a card?
We're perfectly suited for each other
You’re as sweet as Pi.
You must be a geologist because you rock my world.
You must be glue because I am sticking with you.
I followed my heart to you.
Are you a defibrillator? Because you are sending shocks to my heart.
I wood never leaf you.
I loaf you.
Not to brag, but I already have a date for Valentines Day.
February 14th.
You can donate blood to me anytime since you’re just my type.
Thank you for making our relationship sweet rather than a rocky road.
I love you meow and forever.
Was a bit lonely by myself at home last night on Valentine's Day so I decided to make my own bread.
I was feeling quite kneady
My love for you is like no otter.
I bought my wife a matching belt and bag for Valentine's Day
She should have that vacuum up and running in no time.
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