You gotta love this lovely day! It's Valentine's Day, and it's time for some awesome Valentine's Day puns. These have some epic love puns and romantic puns as well.

I loaf you.
Are you a card?
We're perfectly suited for each other
Why does Valentine's Day never work in Africa?
All the lion cheetahs.
You must be a geologist because you rock my world.
Not to brag, but I already have a date for Valentines Day.
February 14th.
Is this a science class? Because we have great chemistry.
Are you a 90 degree angle? Because this feels just right.
I dig you a hole lot.
You must be glue because I am sticking with you.
There’s no reason to wine about you.
I love you meow and forever.
Don’t go bacon my heart.
What should you get Lassie, the star of the hit TV show, for Valentine's Day?
A cauliflower.
This Valentine's day, I decided to pay extra and buy flowers that look after themselves.
They are Self Raising.
I got a valentine from a pickle today...
It meant a great dill to me.
Was a bit lonely by myself at home last night on Valentine's Day so I decided to make my own bread.
I was feeling quite kneady
I’m not lion when I say you’re my mane.
I am cocoa-nuts about you.
You can donate blood to me anytime since you’re just my type.
Are you a magnet? Because I find you very attractive.
This year for Valentine's day I got my wife the ace of hearts and packets of corn flour, rice flour and self raising flour
She wasn't happy. Apparently it wasn't what she meant when she said she just wanted a card and flowers.
Cheesy Valentines Day Sayings
I think you’re dandelion.
No-bunny is as hare-larious as you.
Are you a flame? Because I think I found my perfect match.
I can heartly wait to see you.
Are you a drum? Because my heart beats for you.
What did the mountain say to the hill on Valentine's day?
You make my heart gush, I lava you.
What Twix do you have up your sleeve that makes me love you?
I sulfur when you argon.