You gotta love this lovely day! It's Valentine's Day, and it's time for some awesome Valentine's Day puns. These have some epic love puns and romantic puns as well.
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What kind of dance do single people do on Valentine's Day? The Independance!
You’re as sweet as Pi.
You're acute Valentine.
Your name must be Summer because you are hot.
Was a bit lonely by myself at home last night on Valentine's Day so I decided to make my own bread. I was feeling quite kneady
Are you a thief? Because you stole my heart.
Don’t go bacon my heart.
What's the article of winter clothing most appropriate for Valentine's Day? 's mitten.
Cheesy Valentines Day Sayings
You’re the queen of my heart.
What did the arsonist do on Valentine's day? He met his match.
Your love is like vodka. You’re worth the chase.
I'm fondue you, it's true
Are you a flame? Because I think I found my perfect match.
This may be corny, but you are a-maize-ing.
Are you a drum? Because my heart beats for you.
Our love started with a Hershey’s Kiss.
Your name must be Autumn because I am falling for you.
You don’t need to pay rent to live inside my heart.
From my head tomatoes, I love you bunches.
If you were words on a page, you'd be what they call the FINE print!
For Valentines Day, I decided to get my wife some beads for an abacus. It’s the little things that count.
I dig you a hole lot.
I got a valentine from a pickle today... It meant a great dill to me.
We have a great connection since you’re wifi-material.
I won’t let you slip through my Butter Fingers.
There’s no reason to wine about you.
This Valentine's day, I decided to pay extra and buy flowers that look after themselves. They are Self Raising.
What Twix do you have up your sleeve that makes me love you?
My wife says she wants to order a glass of wine during our Valentine’s Day dinner. She says she loves being carded.
Are you a card? We're perfectly suited for each other
I aorta tell you how much I love you.
I've been thinking of U periodically.
This year for Valentine's day I got my wife the ace of hearts and packets of corn flour, rice flour and self raising flour She wasn't happy. Apparently it wasn't what she meant when she said she just wanted a card and flowers.
I love you dairy much.
Are you a magnet? Because I find you very attractive.
I’m fondue you.
You’re a cutie 3.14159265359
I loaf you.
What did one lightbulb say to the other lightbulb on Valentine’s Day? I love you watts.
Are you a locksmith? Because you have the key to my heart.
I'd catalog you with the cookbooks because you look delicious.
My local pizza place is selling heart shaped pizzas for Valentine’s Day I find it to be a bit cheesy
Why does Valentine's Day never work in Africa? All the lion cheetahs.