I am fawn’d of you my deer.
Cheesy Valentines Day Sayings
Are you a keyboard? Because you are just my type.
You can donate blood to me anytime since you’re just my type.
You don’t need to pay rent to live inside my heart.
I whale always love you.
I asked the older woman at work what she is doing for Valentine’s Day and she said that she was taking her husband to the Cardiologist. The heart wants what the heart wants.
I can heartly wait to see you.
What's a pun's favorite love song?
"My Punny Valentine!"
This year for Valentine's day I got my wife the ace of hearts and packets of corn flour, rice flour and self raising flour
She wasn't happy. Apparently it wasn't what she meant when she said she just wanted a card and flowers.
What did the arsonist do on Valentine's day?
He met his match.
My love for you is like no otter.
I’m fondue you.
Thank you for making our relationship sweet rather than a rocky road.
Yoda one for me!
What kind of dance do single people do on Valentine's Day?
The Independance!
I bought my wife a matching belt and bag for Valentine's Day
She should have that vacuum up and running in no time.
Are you an alien? Because I believe you’ve abducted my heart.
Are you a magnet? Because I find you very attractive.
I love you meow and forever.
We make a great pear
You’re a cutie 3.14159265359
Happy Valentine's Day!
I hope your day starts off with a bang!
You're acute Valentine.
I sulfur when you argon.
Are you a card?
We're perfectly suited for each other
No-bunny is as hare-larious as you.
I'm fondue you, it's true
You must be a bowling ball since you’re right up my alley.
I followed my heart to you.
Your name must be Autumn because I am falling for you.
I would talk about Valentine’s Day
But it looks like I missed my date.
Why does Valentine's Day never work in Africa?
All the lion cheetahs.
Every piece of you is sweet.
I dig you a hole lot.
"What did Frankenstein's monster say to his girlfriend?"
"Will you be my Valenstein?"
This may be corny, but you are a-maize-ing.
I won’t let you slip through my Butter Fingers.
Are you a 90 degree angle? Because this feels just right.
Are you a needle? Because you are sew special to me.
Your shirt must be made out of husband material.
Your name must be Summer because you are hot.
I'd catalog you with the cookbooks because you look delicious.
I think you’re dandelion.
You’re the queen of my heart.
I've been thinking of U periodically.
Are you a thief? Because you stole my heart.
Your love is like vodka. You’re worth the chase.
Are you a flame? Because I think I found my perfect match.
I aorta tell you how much I love you.
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