My love for you is like no otter.
I sulfur when you argon.
Our love started with a Hershey’s Kiss.
Your name must be Autumn because I am falling for you.
You must be glue because I am sticking with you.
I aorta tell you how much I love you.
You're the ruler of my heart.
You must be a bowling ball since you’re right up my alley.
Is this a science class? Because we have great chemistry.
Are you an alien? Because I believe you’ve abducted my heart.
I would talk about Valentine’s Day
But it looks like I missed my date.
My love for you simply radiates.
You have a pizza my heart.
You can donate blood to me anytime since you’re just my type.
Are you a drum? Because my heart beats for you.
Are you a flame? Because I think I found my perfect match.
This may be corny, but you are a-maize-ing.
What did the arsonist do on Valentine's day?
He met his match.
Happy Valentine's day.
Such a Lovely day.
When I tell you how much I love you, I'm not overreacting.
I think I found my perfect match
Thank you for making our relationship sweet rather than a rocky road.
This year for Valentine's day I got my wife the ace of hearts and packets of corn flour, rice flour and self raising flour
She wasn't happy. Apparently it wasn't what she meant when she said she just wanted a card and flowers.
Every piece of you is sweet.
There’s no reason to wine about you.
I “lub” you.
I love you dairy much.
Are you a needle? Because you are sew special to me.
What should you get Lassie, the star of the hit TV show, for Valentine's Day?
A cauliflower.
Not to brag, but I already have a date for Valentines Day.
February 14th.
Are you a magnet? Because I find you very attractive.
What did one lightbulb say to the other lightbulb on Valentine’s Day?
I love you watts.
No-bunny is as hare-larious as you.
You’re the queen of my heart.
I aorta tell you how much I love you.
"What did Frankenstein's monster say to his girlfriend?"
"Will you be my Valenstein?"
Don’t go bacon my heart.
Your sweater must be made out of wife material.
For Valentines Day, I decided to get my wife some beads for an abacus.
It’s the little things that count.
We have a great connection since you’re wifi-material.
I ordered the wrong kind of flowers online for Valentines Day.
Oops e-daisies.
I got a valentine from a pickle today...
It meant a great dill to me.
Are you a locksmith? Because you have the key to my heart.
My wife says she wants to order a glass of wine during our Valentine’s Day dinner.
She says she loves being carded.
I'm fondue you, it's true
My local pizza place is selling heart shaped pizzas for Valentine’s Day
I find it to be a bit cheesy
Cheesy Valentines Day Sayings
Was a bit lonely by myself at home last night on Valentine's Day so I decided to make my own bread.
I was feeling quite kneady
I loaf you.
What kind of dance do single people do on Valentine's Day?
The Independance!
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