What's the article of winter clothing most appropriate for Valentine's Day?
's mitten.
If you were words on a page, you'd be what they call the FINE print!
Your name must be Autumn because I am falling for you.
Your shirt must be made out of husband material.
There’s no reason to wine about you.
I dig you a hole lot.
I aorta tell you how much I love you.
I've been thinking of U periodically.
Are you a needle? Because you are sew special to me.
Are you an alien? Because I believe you’ve abducted my heart.
My local pizza place is selling heart shaped pizzas for Valentine’s Day
I find it to be a bit cheesy
Thank you for making our relationship sweet rather than a rocky road.
What did the arsonist do on Valentine's day?
He met his match.
What kind of dance do single people do on Valentine's Day?
The Independance!
Is this a science class? Because we have great chemistry.
Your love is like vodka. You’re worth the chase.
Every piece of you is sweet.
When I tell you how much I love you, I'm not overreacting.
I bought my wife a matching belt and bag for Valentine's Day
She should have that vacuum up and running in no time.
You must be glue because I am sticking with you.
I loaf you.
I whale always love you.
Are you a flame? Because I think I found my perfect match.
I aorta tell you how much I love you.
Are you a locksmith? Because you have the key to my heart.
You're the ruler of my heart.
I'd catalog you with the cookbooks because you look delicious.
I can heartly wait to see you.
I think I found my perfect match
You can donate blood to me anytime since you’re just my type.
You must be a bowling ball since you’re right up my alley.
I ordered the wrong kind of flowers online for Valentines Day.
Oops e-daisies.
Are you a 30 degree angle? Because you're acute-y.
No-bunny is as hare-larious as you.
Are you a magnet? Because I find you very attractive.
Yoda one for me!
You must be a geologist because you rock my world.
I find you very a-peeling.
I love you meow and forever.
I won’t let you slip through my Butter Fingers.
You're acute Valentine.
Are you a drum? Because my heart beats for you.
Why does Valentine's Day never work in Africa?
All the lion cheetahs.
Are you a keyboard? Because you are just my type.
You’re as sweet as Pi.
I wood never leaf you.
I’m not lion when I say you’re my mane.
We’ve got serious chemistry.
I'm fondue you, it's true
From my head tomatoes, I love you bunches.
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