You’re a cutie 3.14159265359
Don’t go bacon my heart.
Your name must be Summer because you are hot.
There’s so mushroom in my heart for you.
I love you meow and forever.
I think you’re dandelion.
This year for Valentine's day I got my wife the ace of hearts and packets of corn flour, rice flour and self raising flour
She wasn't happy. Apparently it wasn't what she meant when she said she just wanted a card and flowers.
My local pizza place is selling heart shaped pizzas for Valentine’s Day
I find it to be a bit cheesy
"What did Frankenstein's monster say to his girlfriend?"
"Will you be my Valenstein?"
We make a great pear
I think I found my perfect match
I can heartly wait to see you.
I would talk about Valentine’s Day
But it looks like I missed my date.
Are you a defibrillator? Because you are sending shocks to my heart.
Is this a science class? Because we have great chemistry.
Not to brag, but I already have a date for Valentines Day.
February 14th.
What's a pun's favorite love song?
"My Punny Valentine!"
I sulfur when you argon.
What Twix do you have up your sleeve that makes me love you?
Are you a keyboard? Because you are just my type.
What's the article of winter clothing most appropriate for Valentine's Day?
's mitten.
I've been thinking of U periodically.
I got a valentine from a pickle today...
It meant a great dill to me.
You have a pizza my heart.
If you were words on a page, you'd be what they call the FINE print!
What did the arsonist do on Valentine's day?
He met his match.
I bought my wife a matching belt and bag for Valentine's Day
She should have that vacuum up and running in no time.
You must be a geologist because you rock my world.
I followed my heart to you.
You can donate blood to me anytime since you’re just my type.
I won’t let you slip through my Butter Fingers.
I love you dairy much.
Your sweater must be made out of wife material.
I aorta tell you how much I love you.
I asked the older woman at work what she is doing for Valentine’s Day and she said that she was taking her husband to the Cardiologist. The heart wants what the heart wants.
Are you a flame? Because I think I found my perfect match.
Our love started with a Hershey’s Kiss.
I'm fondue you, it's true
I am cocoa-nuts about you.
Are you an alien? Because I believe you’ve abducted my heart.
I loaf you.
I fence-y you.
From my head tomatoes, I love you bunches.
I find you very a-peeling.
Are you a card?
We're perfectly suited for each other
You don’t need to pay rent to live inside my heart.
What did the mountain say to the hill on Valentine's day?
You make my heart gush, I lava you.
Are you a needle? Because you are sew special to me.
I wood never leaf you.
I’m fondue you.