You have a pizza my heart.
I'm fondue you, it's true
I think you’re dandelion.
I think I found my perfect match
What's a pun's favorite love song?
"My Punny Valentine!"
Are you a 90 degree angle? Because this feels just right.
What Twix do you have up your sleeve that makes me love you?
Was a bit lonely by myself at home last night on Valentine's Day so I decided to make my own bread.
I was feeling quite kneady
Thank you for making our relationship sweet rather than a rocky road.
From my head tomatoes, I love you bunches.
Are you an alien? Because I believe you’ve abducted my heart.
I am fawn’d of you my deer.
Your name must be Summer because you are hot.
You're acute Valentine.
I've been thinking of U periodically.
Our love started with a Hershey’s Kiss.
Yoda one for me!
Your love is like vodka. You’re worth the chase.
You can donate blood to me anytime since you’re just my type.
Are you a defibrillator? Because you are sending shocks to my heart.
Are you a magnet? Because I find you very attractive.
I’m not lion when I say you’re my mane.
Your name must be Autumn because I am falling for you.
What did the arsonist do on Valentine's day?
He met his match.
Your shirt must be made out of husband material.
I dig you a hole lot.
Every piece of you is sweet.
I am cocoa-nuts about you.
There’s no reason to wine about you.
You must be a geologist because you rock my world.
You must be glue because I am sticking with you.
I find you very a-peeling.
Is this a science class? Because we have great chemistry.
My love for you is like no otter.
Are you a lightbulb? Because you turn me on.
Why does Valentine's Day never work in Africa?
All the lion cheetahs.
My wife says she wants to order a glass of wine during our Valentine’s Day dinner.
She says she loves being carded.
Are you a keyboard? Because you are just my type.
I fence-y you.
I can heartly wait to see you.
You’re as sweet as Pi.
This year for Valentine's day I got my wife the ace of hearts and packets of corn flour, rice flour and self raising flour
She wasn't happy. Apparently it wasn't what she meant when she said she just wanted a card and flowers.
Are you a locksmith? Because you have the key to my heart.
What should you get Lassie, the star of the hit TV show, for Valentine's Day?
A cauliflower.
Are you a drum? Because my heart beats for you.
I “lub” you.
No-bunny is as hare-larious as you.
You're the ruler of my heart.
What did the mountain say to the hill on Valentine's day?
You make my heart gush, I lava you.
I bought my wife a matching belt and bag for Valentine's Day
She should have that vacuum up and running in no time.