You’re the queen of my heart.
I'm fondue you, it's true
Thank you for making our relationship sweet rather than a rocky road.
For Valentines Day, I decided to get my wife some beads for an abacus.
It’s the little things that count.
When I tell you how much I love you, I'm not overreacting.
What's a pun's favorite love song?
"My Punny Valentine!"
What Twix do you have up your sleeve that makes me love you?
Are you a 90 degree angle? Because this feels just right.
I love you meow and forever.
Is this a science class? Because we have great chemistry.
I aorta tell you how much I love you.
What did the arsonist do on Valentine's day?
He met his match.
Your sweater must be made out of wife material.
I bought my wife a matching belt and bag for Valentine's Day
She should have that vacuum up and running in no time.
I dig you a hole lot.
Don’t go bacon my heart.
I “lub” you.
My wife says she wants to order a glass of wine during our Valentine’s Day dinner.
She says she loves being carded.
Are you a 30 degree angle? Because you're acute-y.
No-bunny is as hare-larious as you.
I’m not lion when I say you’re my mane.
There’s so mushroom in my heart for you.
I sulfur when you argon.
I loaf you.
I would talk about Valentine’s Day
But it looks like I missed my date.
Why does Valentine's Day never work in Africa?
All the lion cheetahs.
Happy Valentine's Day!
I hope your day starts off with a bang!
Are you a magnet? Because I find you very attractive.
I got a valentine from a pickle today...
It meant a great dill to me.
I think you’re dandelion.
You’re as sweet as Pi.
Are you a card?
We're perfectly suited for each other
You must be a geologist because you rock my world.
This Valentine's day, I decided to pay extra and buy flowers that look after themselves.
They are Self Raising.
Your name must be Summer because you are hot.
Are you an alien? Because I believe you’ve abducted my heart.
My local pizza place is selling heart shaped pizzas for Valentine’s Day
I find it to be a bit cheesy
Our love started with a Hershey’s Kiss.
What did one lightbulb say to the other lightbulb on Valentine’s Day?
I love you watts.
I fence-y you.
I am cocoa-nuts about you.
Was a bit lonely by myself at home last night on Valentine's Day so I decided to make my own bread.
I was feeling quite kneady
We’ve got serious chemistry.
Your name must be Autumn because I am falling for you.
I’m fondue you.
Are you a defibrillator? Because you are sending shocks to my heart.
Are you a locksmith? Because you have the key to my heart.
You're acute Valentine.
What's the article of winter clothing most appropriate for Valentine's Day?
's mitten.
Cheesy Valentines Day Sayings
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