You gotta love this lovely day! It's Valentine's Day, and it's time for some awesome Valentine's Day puns. These have some epic love puns and romantic puns as well.

I'm fondue you, it's true
Are you a thief? Because you stole my heart.
I find you very a-peeling.
Are you an alien? Because I believe you’ve abducted my heart.
You can donate blood to me anytime since you’re just my type.
When I tell you how much I love you, I'm not overreacting.
My love for you simply radiates.
Your name must be Summer because you are hot.
I aorta tell you how much I love you.
Was a bit lonely by myself at home last night on Valentine's Day so I decided to make my own bread.
I was feeling quite kneady
Cheesy Valentines Day Sayings
Don’t go bacon my heart.
I can heartly wait to see you.
What's the article of winter clothing most appropriate for Valentine's Day?
's mitten.
I love you meow and forever.
Your love is like vodka. You’re worth the chase.
What did the arsonist do on Valentine's day?
He met his match.
What kind of dance do single people do on Valentine's Day?
The Independance!
I “lub” you.
Are you a lightbulb? Because you turn me on.
This may be corny, but you are a-maize-ing.
Are you a drum? Because my heart beats for you.
Our love started with a Hershey’s Kiss.
Your name must be Autumn because I am falling for you.
From my head tomatoes, I love you bunches.
If you were words on a page, you'd be what they call the FINE print!
For Valentines Day, I decided to get my wife some beads for an abacus.
It’s the little things that count.
I dig you a hole lot.
I got a valentine from a pickle today...
It meant a great dill to me.
We have a great connection since you’re wifi-material.