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A knife tried out for Varsity football.
It didn't make the cut.
I bought a second hand time machine the other day.
They don't make them like they're going to.
Two behaviorists make love. When they are done, one turns to the other sand says: "That was good for you. Was it good for me?"
How does a pod of dolphins make a decision?
They flipper coin!
My sister said I would never be able to make a beach pun.
Is seashore about that?
How do you make a telephone in the jungle?
With toucans and a piece of string.
I only date blind people. It's the only way to make sure they're not seeing other lovers.
Apparently you can get the Corona virus if your eye touches someone else's eye.
I guess it's a good thing I refuse to make eye contact.
My friend Jim told me today that I make people very uncomfortable and have no respect for personal space. I mean, what a thing to say to a friend.
It totally ruined our bath!
How do snails make important calls? On shell phones.
I’ve been meaning to make a list of bad railroad puns…but I keep getting side tracked.
With all this talk of Corona Virus, the people who make sanitising gel are rubbing their hands together.
My wife started a tropical diet
There’s so much stuff in the house it’s enough to make a mango crazy.
How did I make the mango tree fit in my flower-pot?
I planted it.
How do you make a mango shake?
You take it to a scary movie.