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Let’s make this a not-so-silent night.
Girl, you make my crotch rise from the dead
I don't normally like girls who wear red coats. But, for you I'll make an exception.
I'm going to start watching my caffeine intake because baby you make my heart palpitate.
Do you work at a pie shop?
Cause you make my banana cream.
Just call me your Auntie Anne, because I'd like to make a 'pretzel' with you.
I know you make artisan cheese, but what else can you do with your hands?
Even the Chocolate factory doesn't make candy as sweet as you.
"I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception."
"Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows - marriage does."
"I never forget a face, but in your case, I'll be glad to make an exception."
Hey baby, I heard that rabbits, can make 150 babies a year, how many do you think we can make in an hour?
You make me more excited than gifts under a Christmas tree.
Even Santa doesn't make candy as sweet as you.
Girl, you make my crotch rise from the dead
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