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I'm like acetaminophen. I'll make sure all your pains go away when we're together.
Girl, you must be norepinephrine because you make my heart race.
I don't normally like girls who wear red coats. But, for you I'll make an exception.
You make me more excited than gifts under a Christmas tree.
Even Santa doesn't make candy as sweet as you.
Even the Chocolate factory doesn't make candy as sweet as you.
Want to show me how to make steamy greens?
The expiration date says "best if used by tonight." Can I make you dinner?
I actually prefer that life give me lemons so that I can make a pretty lady like you some lemonade on a hot Summer's day.
I just tossed a penny into the fountain, want to make my wish come true?
Girl, you make my crotch rise from the dead
"I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception."
"Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows - marriage does."
"I never forget a face, but in your case, I'll be glad to make an exception."
I'm going to start watching my caffeine intake because baby you make my heart palpitate.
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