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I bought a second hand time machine the other day.
They don't make them like they're going to.
Two behaviorists make love. When they are done, one turns to the other sand says: "That was good for you. Was it good for me?"
How do snails make important calls? On shell phones.
With all this talk of Corona Virus, the people who make sanitising gel are rubbing their hands together.
How does a pod of dolphins make a decision?
They flipper coin!
My sister said I would never be able to make a beach pun.
Is seashore about that?
My wife started a tropical diet
There’s so much stuff in the house it’s enough to make a mango crazy.
How did I make the mango tree fit in my flower-pot?
I planted it.
How do you make a mango shake?
You take it to a scary movie.
I only date blind people. It's the only way to make sure they're not seeing other lovers.
Apparently you can get the Corona virus if your eye touches someone else's eye.
I guess it's a good thing I refuse to make eye contact.
My friend Jim told me today that I make people very uncomfortable and have no respect for personal space. I mean, what a thing to say to a friend.
It totally ruined our bath!
I’ve been meaning to make a list of bad railroad puns…but I keep getting side tracked.
How do you make a telephone in the jungle?
With toucans and a piece of string.
A knife tried out for Varsity football.
It didn't make the cut.