What do you call 10 blondes standing ear to ear? A wind tunnel.
Why did the blond softball team always eat at Taco Bell before a game? So they'd get more runs than the opponents.
Why did the blonde take a ruler to bed? Because she wanted to measure how long he slept.
Why did the Blonde go to Taco Bell? To pay her phone bill.
Two blondes were taking their first train trip to Warsaw on the train. A vendor came down the corridor selling bananas which they’d never seen before. Each bought one. The first one eagerly peeled the banana and bit into it just as the train went into a tunnel. When the train emerged from the tunnel, she looked across to her friend and said, “I wouldn’t eat that if I were you.” “Why not?” “I took one bite and went blind for half a minute.”
Did you hear about the blonde who stayed up all night to see where the sun went? It finally dawned on her!
A Blond walks into a doctors office and says: "Doctor, what’s the problem with me? When I touch my arm, ouch! It hurts... When I touch my leg, ouch! it hurts... When I touch my head, ouch! It hurts... When I touch my chest, ouch! it really hurts!" The Doctor replies: "Your finger is broken."
What did the blonde do when she heard that 90% of accidents occur around the home? She moved.
Why was the blondes' belly button sore? Because her boyfriend was blonde too.
A blonde stormed up to the front desk of the library and with a screaming voice said, “I have a complaint!” “How can i help you?” said the librarian looking up at her. “I borrowed a book last week and it was horrible!” Puzzled by her complain the librarian asked “What was wrong with it?” “It had way too many characters and there was no plot!” said the blonde. The librarian nodded and said, “Ahhh. So YOU must be the person who took our phone book."
How do you sink a submarine full of blondes? Knock on the door.
A redhead tells her blond stepsister, "I slept with a Brazilian." The blond replies, "Oh my God. You slut. How many is a brazilian?"
An blond loses his check book, so he goes to the bank 2 days later to report it.
Bank manager: I warned you to be careful with your check book, because anyone can forge your signature.
Man: "I'm not a fool. I already signed all the checks so there is no space to forge my signature!"
A blond calls her mom... Blond: "Mom mom!! I'm a genius!" Mother: "Really dear? How's that possible?" Blond: "I finished a puzzle that I've been working on for 1 year and on the box it said 'for 2-5 yrs'."
How do you confuse a blond? Tell them to count the stairs on a escalator.
Why do blondes make bad bankrobbers? Because they tie up the safe and blow the guards
What do you call 10 blondes at the bottom of a pool? Air Pockets What has 12 feet and an IQ of 40? A Blonde-tourage.
How can you tell a blonde has used your computer? There is white out on the screen.
What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back
Why can't the blonde write the number eleven? She didn't know which "1" came first!
A boss tells a blonde applicant, "I'll give you $8 an hour, starting today, and in three months, I'll raise it to $10 an hour. So, when would you like to start?" "In three months."
A redhead tells her blonde stepsister, "I slept with a Brazilian." The blonde replies, "Oh my God! You slut! How many is a brazilian?"
A blond rings up an airline. She asks, "How long are your flights from America to England?" The woman on the other end of the phone says, "Just a minute..." The blond says, "Thanks!" and hangs up the phone.
Why did the blond enter the tennis courts naked? Because the sign said tennis shoes only.
“I got a compliment on my driving today,” said a blonde to her friend. There was a note left on my windshield it said “parking fine”.
Why do blondes wear their hair up? To catch everything that goes over their heads.
Why did the blonde give up online shopping? The trolley kept falling off the computer.
How does a blonde kill a worm? She buries it.
“I got a compliment on my driving today,” said a blond to her friend. There was a note left on my windshield it said “parking fine”.
The advantage of having a blonde as your girlfriend? You get to park in the handicap zone.