Partner Jokes

What type of car does a cowboy drive?
Audi partner.
The best stretches are partner stretches.
Ma'am, I am looking for a running partner, for the rest of my life.
My partner got mad when she found so much spam on my computer.
She said, "Food belongs on a plate!"
I broke up with my partner on our front stairs.
It was a stoop end to the situation.
Do you want to be my doubles partner...for life?
A new car has been launched especially for American cowboys
The Audi Partner.
Why do ambulance drivers always have a partner with them?
They’re pair-a-medics.
The Secret of His Success.. After many years of hard work, Joe rewarded himself with a long, luxurious stay at an exclusive Caribbean resort. While relaxing on the beach, he was surprised to see a former high school classmate who he hadn't seen since they graduated. His old friend had been something of a "burnout" in high school, and this was the last place Joe expected to see him. Joe approached the man, and seized his hand. "Pete, it's Joe. From high school. It's sure been a long time. You look great! You must really be doing okay for yourself." "I am," whispered Pete. "I am a partner with a very successful law firm. But don't tell mother. She got the idea that I was a drug dealer back when I was in high school, and she would be terribly disappointed if she figured out how I REALLY make my money."
Why do ambulance drivers always have a partner with them?
They’re pair-a-medics.
My partner was always criticising my sense of direction... So I packed up and right!
"A good marriage is where each partner secretly suspects they got the better deal." - Anonymous
What did the dolphin detective say to his partner?
Something smells fishy!
Why couldn’t the orange dance in the talent show without his partner?
Because it takes two to “tang-o.”
The Half-Owner A very successful businessman had a meeting with his new son-in-law. "I welcome you into the family!” said the man. “To show you how much we care for you, I am making you a 50-50 partner in my business. All you have to do is go to the factory everyday and learn the operation.” The son-in-law interrupted. “I hate factories. I can’t stand the noise.” “I see,” replied the father-in-law. “Well, then you’ll work in the office and take charge of some of the operations.” “I hate office work,” said the son-in-law. “I can’t stand being stuck behind a desk.” “Wait a minute,” said the father-in-law. “I just made you half owner of a money-making industry, but you don’t like factories, and won’t work in an office. What am I going to do with you?” “Easy,” said the son-in-law. “Buy me out.”
What did the tuna say to her overzealous partner?
I think we need to scale things back here.
My sister once took a knight as a dance partner to her high-school party because it was a prom knight.
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