Partner

What did the tuna say to her overzealous partner?
I think we need to scale things back here.
What did the dolphin detective say to his partner?
Something smells fishy!
The Secret of His Success..
The Secret of His Success.. After many years of hard work, Joe rewarded himself with a long, luxurious stay at an exclusive Caribbean resort. While relaxing on the beach, he was surprised to see a former high school classmate who he hadn't seen since they graduated. His old friend had been something of a "burnout" in high school, and this was the last place Joe expected to see him. Joe approached the man, and seized his hand. "Pete, it's Joe. From high school. It's sure been a long time. You look great! You must really be doing okay for yourself." "I am," whispered Pete. "I am a partner with a very successful law firm. But don't tell mother. She got the idea that I was a drug dealer back when I was in high school, and she would be terribly disappointed if she figured out how I REALLY make my money."
What did Detective Duck say to his partner?
“Let’s quack this case.”
What type of car does a cowboy drive?
Audi partner.
The Half-Owner
The Half-Owner A very successful businessman had a meeting with his new son-in-law. "I welcome you into the family!” said the man. “To show you how much we care for you, I am making you a 50-50 partner in my business. All you have to do is go to the factory everyday and learn the operation.” The son-in-law interrupted. “I hate factories. I can’t stand the noise.” “I see,” replied the father-in-law. “Well, then you’ll work in the office and take charge of some of the operations.” “I hate office work,” said the son-in-law. “I can’t stand being stuck behind a desk.” “Wait a minute,” said the father-in-law. “I just made you half owner of a money-making industry, but you don’t like factories, and won’t work in an office. What am I going to do with you?” “Easy,” said the son-in-law. “Buy me out.”
Wanna partner up so we can test the spring potential of my bed mattress?
What do you do when your partner drinks your coffee? I don't know, but that's certainly grounds for divorce.
What type of car does a cowboy drive?
Audi partner.
I got so mad at my partner hitting moonballs, I had to pusher off the court.
Why do ambulance drivers always have a partner with them?
They’re pair-a-medics.
What did the Easter Bunny say to its partner? We make one egg-celllent couple.
What is a dairy product like as a partner?
They’re your butter half.