I’ll think of another pun soon…
Just bear with me.
What do you call a freezing bear?
Why do polar bears wear fur coats?
Because they would look weird in ski jackets.
How do you stop a bear from charging?
Take away its credit cards.
Why did the bear dissolve in water?
It was polar.
What does pooh eat at parties?
Blue bear-y pie.
What does Pooh Bear call his girl friend?
What kind of car does Yogi bear drive?
What do you get if you cross a skunk with a bear?
Winnie the PU!
What do you get if you cross a teddy bear with a pig?
A teddy boar.
Why was the little bear so spoiled?
Because its mother panda’d to its every whim!
Why didn’t the baby leave his momma?
Because he couldn’t bear it!
What do you call two polar bears jerking each other off?
What do you call a bear that jumps but never lands?
Why did the bear quit his second job?
Because he needed some koalaty time with his family.
What do you call a bear with a bad attitude?
The bearer of bad news.
Where do polar bears keep their money?
In a snow bank.
Where do the teenaged polar bears go to dance?
To the snow-ball.
What is the difference between a panda and a polar bear?
About 1,000 miles.
What is a polar bear’s favorite cereal?
What is a polar bear’s favorite food?
Iceberg lettuce and snow peas.
What do you call a polar bear in Florida?
A solar bear.
How does a bear get from one place to another?
On a bear-o-plane.
What is a koala’s favorite exercise?
Who is a polar bear’s favorite musician?
Have you ever had a dream about a bear eating you?
I call them bite-mares.
What do grizzlies use in the shower?
How does a bear stop a movie?
They hit the paws button.
What is a polar bear’s favorite snack?
Which animal can hibernate while standing on its head?