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What do you call a polar bear in Florida?
A solar bear.
How does a bear get from one place to another?
On a bear-o-plane.
Why did the sloth get fired from his job?
He would only do the bear minimum.
A bear walks into a bear and says, “I’ll have a pint of lager……….. and a packet of crisps.”
The bartender says, “Sure, but what’s with the big pause?”
The bear replies, “I dunno, I was born with them!”
Why don’t bears eat fast food?
Because it’s hard for them to catch.
What do you get if you cross a skunk with a bear?
Winnie the PU!
What kind of car do bears drive?
Fur-aris.
I’ll think of another pun soon…
Just bear with me.
What do you call bears with no ears?
B.
Why didn’t the teddy bear want any dessert?
He was already stuffed.
Why did the bear dissolve in water?
It was polar.
What do you call a bear without any teeth?
A gummy bear.
What does pooh eat at parties?
Blue bear-y pie.
What is a polar bear’s favorite cereal?
Ice Crispies.
Which animal can hibernate while standing on its head?
Yoga Bear.
How does a bear stop a movie?
They hit the paws button.
What is a bear’s favorite soda?
Coca Koala.
How do you stop a bear from charging?
Take away its credit cards.
How did the grizzly walk in the snow?
Bear footed.
What color socks do bears wear?
They don’t wear socks, they have bear feet.
What do you get if you cross a grizzly bear and a harp?
A bear-faced lyre.
What do you get if you cross a teddy bear with a pig?
A teddy boar.
What do you call a grizzly bear who gets caught in the rain?
A drizzly bear.
Why do grizzlies never look sad?
Because whenever there’s a problem, they just grin and bear it.
If I ever find out the name of the surgeon who messed up my limb transplant, I’ll kill him…
With my bear hands.
What did the bear say when her date showed up too early?
I’ll be out in a minute, I’m bearly dressed.
Why do bears have fur coats?
Because they look silly wearing jackets.
Why did the two bears break up at the North Pole?
They were polar opposites.
Why do bears have sticky fur?
Because they use honey combs.
What do you call a freezing bear?
A brrrrrrr.
Why did God create Yogi bear?
Because on his first try he made a Boo-Boo.
How can a bear catch fish without a pole?
They use their bear hands.
What do you call a bear with no arms and no legs?
An ambulance. This is no time for jokes.
What do polar bears have for lunch?
Ice burgers.
What do you call a Mexican bear with a rubber toe?
Robearto.
What is a bear’s favorite drink?
Koka-Koala.
Why is it cheap to feed polar bears?
Because they live on ice only.
What is a bear’s favorite dessert?
Blue beary pie.
What do you call two polar bears jerking each other off?
Bipolar.
Where do the teenaged polar bears go to dance?
To the snow-ball.
Why didn’t the baby leave his momma?
Because he couldn’t bear it!
Why didn’t the teddy bear eat his lunch?
Because he was stuffed.
Goldilocks was killed last night.
The killers did it with their own bear hands.
How do bears keep their houses cool in summer?
Bear conditioning.
Who is a polar bear’s favorite musician?
Seal.
What cheese do you use to get a bear out of a tree?
Camembert.
Did you hear about the guy who got killed by a bear?
It was a grizzly death.
What do you call a cemetery for bears?
Bearial grounds.
What is a polar bear’s favorite food?
Iceberg lettuce and snow peas.
Where do polar bears keep their money?
In a snow bank.
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