We can bear-ly wait to show you our collection of funny bear puns!

What do you call a polar bear in Florida?
A solar bear.
How does a bear get from one place to another?
On a bear-o-plane.
Why did the sloth get fired from his job?
He would only do the bear minimum.
How can you tell when a polar bear is moving?
There’s a “fur sale” sign in the yard.
A bear walks into a bear and says, “I’ll have a pint of lager……….. and a packet of crisps.”
The bartender says, “Sure, but what’s with the big pause?”
The bear replies, “I dunno, I was born with them!”
Why don’t bears eat fast food?
Because it’s hard for them to catch.
What do you get if you cross a skunk with a bear?
Winnie the PU!
What kind of car do bears drive?
Fur-aris.
I’ll think of another pun soon…
Just bear with me.
What do you call bears with no ears?
B.
Why didn’t the teddy bear want any dessert?
He was already stuffed.
Why did the bear dissolve in water?
It was polar.
What do you call a bear without any teeth?
A gummy bear.
What does pooh eat at parties?
Blue bear-y pie.
What is a polar bear’s favorite cereal?
Ice Crispies.
Which animal can hibernate while standing on its head?
Yoga Bear.
How does a bear stop a movie?
They hit the paws button.
What is a bear’s favorite soda?
Coca Koala.
How do you stop a bear from charging?
Take away its credit cards.
How did the grizzly walk in the snow?
Bear footed.
What do you call a freezing bear?
A brrrrrrr.
What do you get if you cross a grizzly bear and a harp?
A bear-faced lyre.
What do you get if you cross a teddy bear with a pig?
A teddy boar.
What color socks do bears wear?
They don’t wear socks, they have bear feet.
Why do grizzlies never look sad?
Because whenever there’s a problem, they just grin and bear it.
What do you call a grizzly bear who gets caught in the rain?
A drizzly bear.
What did the bear say when her date showed up too early?
I’ll be out in a minute, I’m bearly dressed.
Why do bears have fur coats?
Because they look silly wearing jackets.
Why did the two bears break up at the North Pole?
They were polar opposites.
Why do bears have sticky fur?
Because they use honey combs.