Well, you've hit rock bottom... Welcome to the funniest Geology Puns!

How do geologists like to relax? In rocking chairs, of course!
Did you hear about the geologist who got divorced?
He was taking his wife for granite, so she left him.
Why are geologists never hungry?
They lost their apatite.
What did Darth Vader tell the geologist?
May the quartz be with you!
Why was the geologist always depressed?
He had a hard rock life.
Why did the geologist go on a date to the quarry?
He wanted to be a little boulder.
Why are geologists no fun at parties?
They like to be stone-cold sober.
What happens when you keep reading geology jokes in your free time?
You know that you have really hit rock bottom.
What did the geologist say when his doctor said he needed a colon exam?
No fracking way!
Did you hear about the geologist who went to jail?
He was charged with basalt and battery.
Why are geologists so good in school?
They take nothing for granite.
Why shouldn’t you lend a geologist money?
Why are geologists good at stand up comedy?
They know really “dirty” jokes.
Why shouldn’t you let a geologist drive your car?
Because they get hammered and stoned.
Why shouldn’t you lend a geologist money?
They consider a million years ago to be Recent.
Did you hear about the geologist who was reading a book about Helium?
He just couldn’t put it down.
Who is a geologist’s favorite band?
The Rolling Stones.
What do you do with dead geologists?
You barium.
How did the geology student drown?
His grades were below C-level.
Dwayne Johnson is studying his family history
Is that Genealogy or Geology?
Did you know that geologists are athletic? Yeah, I read it in Quartz illustrated.
Where do geologists like to relax? In a rocking chair Why are geologists good at stand up comedy? They know really dirty jokes.
What's black, white, purple, yellow and blue? Sugilite, opal, and sardonyx fighting over a gumball.
Why was the Geologist expelled from Reform School? He was a dirty layer!
Mountains aren't funny....? They're hilarious.
Why shouldn't you lend a geologist money? They consider a million years ago to be Recent.
Why wasn't the geologist hungry? He lost his apatite.
Why was the sedimentary rock extra cheap? Because it was on shale.
What happens when you look up geology jokes? You know you've hit rock bottom!
What did the Psychologist tell the geologist? "Every decline is a great Break Through"