Why did the hot dog turn down a chance to star in a major motion picture? None of the rolls (roles) were good enough.
If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I would be holding a galaxy.
"How does it feel?"
she asks what.
"To be the only star in the sky.'
If I got a star for every time I thought of you, I would have a whole galaxy.
If a star fell for every time I thought of you, the sky would be empty.
What do you call a fruity pop star? Katy Peary.
The team’s star basketball player decided to remain at home the entire weekend. He didn’t want to be called out for travelling.
Which Star Wars movie is a baseball player's least favorite?
The Umpire Strikes Back.
How do horses get to another star system? They travel through intergalloptic space.
My dog loves Star Wars.
His favorite character is Chew-bark-a.
You have a body like the North Star. Wise men will follow it.
There once was a wonderful star,
Who thought she would go very far.
Until she fell down,
And looked like a clown,
She knew she would never go far.
As for beauty I am not a star,
There are others much more handsome by far.
But my face - I don't mind it,
For I am behind it,
It's the people in front that I jar.