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Which football playoff team are Star Trek fans rooting for ?
The Green Bay Picards.
People gave the sun a rating.
It was only one star.
Why did the hot dog turn down a chance to star in a major motion picture? None of the rolls (roles) were good enough.
Why do trees like to watch Star Trek? They really relate to the Captain’s log.
What do you call two celebrities who get into a gun fight?
One is a shooting star, and the other is a falling star.
Is that the Dog star? You can’t be Sirius!
Why did the police arrest the star? That’s becuase it was a shooting star.
What do you think the boy star told the girl star? I really glow for you.
What ingredient is essential when baking a Star Wars cake?
Bicarbonate of Yoda
The therapist asked my wife why she wanted to end our marriage. She said she hated all the constant Star Wars puns. I look at the therapist and said, "Divorce is strong with this one!"
A star athlete in Koalaville got kicked off the Olympic team for cheating. Unfortunately, he was diskoalafied.
I gifted my girlfriend a star for her birthday
I think its perfect, she said she needed some space.
I gifted my girlfriend a star for her birthday
I think its perfect, she said she needed some space.
What should you get Lassie, the star of the hit TV show, for Valentine's Day?
A cauliflower.
Earlier, I tried to sneak into the Star Trek convention disguised as the starship's doctor.
Security soon discoverd, however, I wasn't the real McCoy.