Trash

Learning how to collect trash wasn’t hard.
I just picked it up as I went along.
What's the difference between a redneck and poor white trash? a redneck will knock his sister up; poor white trash will marry her.
Yo Momma so poor I saw her banging on a trash can and when I asked her what she was doing, she said her kids locked her out.
I asked my wife if she ever fantasizes about me, she said yes - about me taking out the trash, mowing the lawn, and doing the dishes.
What do you call a pianist who throws trash everywhere?
Litterachi.
The young lady had to throw her toaster in the trash. She was diagnosed as black-toast intolerant.