Broken Jokes

You’re so beautiful, you make me feel like an arpeggiated chord… broken.
What did the broken hearted skeleton say?
After all to-marrow is another day.
Why did the skeleton have a broken heart?
His Boney lay over the ocean.
I was walking by a yard sale the other day.
I saw a radio for $1. The volume dial was broken but I knew I couldn’t turn that down.
Guess my spotify is broken. I saw you on the top 10 of this month, but you're clearly a solid 11.
“Having children is like living in a frat house — nobody sleeps, everything s broken, and there’s a lot of throwing up.”

- Ray Romano.
You must be regulated by the FDA because you treat, cure, and prevent my broken heart.
“My keyboard must be broken, I keep hitting the escape key, but I’m still at work.” — Author Unknown
"A perfect summer day is when the sun is shining, the breeze is blowing, the birds are singing, and the lawn mower is broken."
- James Dent
Eater of broken meats!
You can fix a broken strawberry with a strawberry patch.
What's a ghost with a broken leg called? A hoblin goblin.
What do you call a ghost of a man with a broken leg? A hobblin’ goblin.
"Promises and pie-crust are made to be broken."
— Jonathan Swift
What nut is broken?
“A silly nut”
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