Vacuum

What is the difference between a drummer and a vacuum cleaner?
You have to plug one of them in before it sucks.
I recently decided to sell my vacuum cleaner as all it was doing was gathering dust.
Is it good if a vacuum really sucks?
How does the man help clean the house? Raising the feet, for the woman to pass the vacuum cleaner on the carpet.
I bought my wife a matching belt and bag for Valentine's Day
She should have that vacuum up and running in no time.
I finally decided to sell my vacuum. It was just gathering dust.
This Isolation is Making Some People Crazy...
This Isolation is Making Some People Crazy... I've heard some people are really going crazy from isolation. I'm glad I'm not one of those. I’ve just been talking about this with the microwave and toaster while drinking coffee and all of us agreed that things are getting bad. I didn’t mention anything to the washing machine as she puts a different spin on everything. Certainly not to the fridge as he is acting cold and distant. The sink just said everything is going down the drain. In the end the iron calmed me down as she said everything will be fine, the situation isn’t that pressing. The vacuum was very unsympathetic. Told me to just suck it up, but the fan was more optimistic and felt it would all soon blow over! The toilet looked a bit flushed when I asked its opinion and it didn’t say anything, but the door knob told me to get a grip. The front door said I was unhinged and then.. The curtains told me to pull myself together!
How are snow boards and vacuum cleaners alike?
Both have dirt bags on board.
My Roomba accidentally rolled out of my front door, and the neighborhood squirrels and rabbits immediately started attacking it.
Nature abhors a vacuum.