Wild Jokes

What did one orange say to its friend telling a wild story?
โ€œThatโ€™s un-peel-ievalbe!โ€
I just beat my friend in a Wild West themed art race!
I was quicker to the draw.
"When did my wild oats turn to prunes and all bran?"
- Lucy Parker
Q. Which country was founded by wild gorillas?
A. The Banana Republic.
Q. Where do lady gorillas go for a wild weekend night out?
A. Chimpendale's.
What's the best time of year to see gorillas in the wild? Ape-ril.
โ€œWhen my kids become wild and unruly, I use a nice, safe playpen. When theyโ€™re finished, I climb out.โ€

- Erma Bombeck.
What do they call a wild elf in Texas?
Gnome on the range!
The $5000 Desk Stanley is looking for a new desk for his office and he spots one that looks perfect in an antique shop window. He goes inside and asks the shopkeeper how much it is. โ€œThat desk is going for $5000,โ€ says the shopkeeper. โ€œ$5000 for an old desk? Thatโ€™s outrageous!โ€ exclaims Stanley. โ€œAh,โ€ says the shopkeeper, โ€œbut this is a magic desk.โ€ He turns to the desk and asks, โ€œDesk, how much money do I have in my pocket?โ€ The desk taps one of its legs on the floor four times. The shopkeeper turns out his pocket and, sure enough, there are four dollar coins there. โ€œWow, thatโ€™s pretty cool,โ€ says Stan. โ€œAlright, desk, how much money does my wife have in her bank account?โ€ At this, the desk goes wild, manically banging all four of its legs up and down repeatedly for over five minutes non-stop. โ€œDarn, where did she get all THAT from?โ€ wonders Stanley. The deskโ€™s legs slide apart and its drawers drop down.
Did you know Davy Crockett had three ears?
A left ear, a right ear, and a wild frontier.
Your pheromones are driving me wild.
I was born in the wild but for you I would be domesticated.
I just beat my friend in a Wild West themed art race!
I was quicker to the draw.
"Bone to be wild."
Did you hear about the skeleton that was almost picked apart by a group of wild dogs?
He marrowly escaped.
What did the skeleton say when he went riding on his motorcycle?
- Iโ€™m bone to be wild!
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