Worker Jokes

Turns out my dad who’s a locksmith still has to go to work during lockdown.
He’s a key worker, you see.
What did the water plant worker say when their facility flooded?
Dam.
Why was the coffee-shop worker fired? He kept showing up in a Tea-shirt.
What did the boss pig say to the pig worker for not working fast enough? “chop chop slow pork”.
Why did the worker get fired from the orange juice factory?
“Lack of concentration.”
The Wheelbarrow Bet A strong young man at a construction site was bragging that he could out do anyone in a feat of strength. He made a special case of making fun of one of the older workmen. After several minutes, the older worker had enough. 'Why don't you put your money where your mouth is,' he said. 'I will bet a week's wages that I can haul something in a wheelbarrow over to that building that you won't be able to wheel back. 'You're on, old man,' the braggart replied. Let's see you do it.' The old man reached out and grabbed the wheelbarrow by the handles. Then, nodding to the young man, he said, 'All right, dumbass, get in.'
What do you call a carnival worker who’s eating a turkey leg?
A carnie-vor.
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