Painting

Stolen Painting Found By Tree
A Blond Takes Up Painting
A Blond Takes Up Painting A blond wanting to earn extra money decided to do odd jobs for her wealthy neighbors. At the first house, the owner said, "Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge? "$50" she replies. The man agrees and gives her the paint and brushes and goes back in the house. The man's wife overheard their conversation and asked him if she had realized that the porch goes all around the house. "She should. She was standing on it" A short time later the blond came to the door to collect her money. "You've finished already?" the man asked. "Yeah, and I had paint left over so I painted two coats." Impressed the man reaches for the money. "And by the way," the blond added, "it's not a porch. It's a Lexus."
My dad told me to finish his bird painting. He painted the head, torso and legs.
To be honest, I just winged it.
My dad told me to finish his bird painting. He painted the head, torso and legs.
To be honest, I just winged it.
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