Sink

This Isolation is Making Some People Crazy...
This Isolation is Making Some People Crazy... I've heard some people are really going crazy from isolation. I'm glad I'm not one of those. I’ve just been talking about this with the microwave and toaster while drinking coffee and all of us agreed that things are getting bad. I didn’t mention anything to the washing machine as she puts a different spin on everything. Certainly not to the fridge as he is acting cold and distant. The sink just said everything is going down the drain. In the end the iron calmed me down as she said everything will be fine, the situation isn’t that pressing. The vacuum was very unsympathetic. Told me to just suck it up, but the fan was more optimistic and felt it would all soon blow over! The toilet looked a bit flushed when I asked its opinion and it didn’t say anything, but the door knob told me to get a grip. The front door said I was unhinged and then.. The curtains told me to pull myself together!
How do you sink a submarine full of blondes? Knock on the door.
Why didn’t the lamp sink?
It was too light.
What did the sink say to the potty?
You look flushed!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Amanda
Amanda who?
A man da fix your sink!
What did the sink say to the water faucet?
You’re a real drip.
She fell into the bath tub.
she fell into the sink.
she fell into the rasberry jam.
and came out pink!
What do you call an ant that doesn’t sink?
Bouy-ant.
What's a shark's favorite hobby?
Anything he can sink his teeth into.
Sinks cannot open doors
Let that sink in.
My boat is starting to sink, I'm going to sell it.
See my boat listing in the paper.
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