A man walks into a car dealership. A salesman greets him at the door and after some chatting they end up taking a car for a test drive.
āThis car is so quiet sirā exclaims the salesman āthe ride is calm and relaxingā.
The man shakes his head āNo, Iām buying this car for my wife and I certainly wouldnāt describe her as the āquiet and calmā typeā.
The salesman quickly transfers his potential buyer to another car. āThen perhaps this would be more her style! This car is quick, sleek and agileā.
The man sighs āno, my wife is certainly not the āsleekā type by any means.ā
Frustrated, the salesman transfers the man to a third car, a sure winner. āNow sir, I happen to know this car is very popular. Nearly every man who has been here has taken it for a test drive-ā
āSold!ā
A man goes on a trip to the desert. At one point, he walks off alone, and suddenly stumbles upon an old lamp.
It's old but may bring a few bits, he rubs the lamp and is amazed when a genie pops out!
The genie says that he will grant the man only one wish, and that he has to pick from three choices. He can either be the richest man in the world, the most popular man in the world, or the wisest man in the world. The man says "We all know that money does not bring happiness, and that popularity just makes you a slave to the whims of others, but wisdom is everlasting. I want to be the wisest man in the world."
The Genie goes "poof" and suddenly the man's face assumes a serene expression. He sits down, rubbing his chin in thought. Then he looks towards the genie and says, "I should have taken the money".
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