Why did people stop going to the ghoul hospital?
They kept coming out dead!
What do ghouls eat for supper? Spooketi
What did daddy ghoul say to his youngest son?
Stop ghouling around!
Why was the ghoul so smart?
He always ate brain food!
Which monster did the three bears catch sleeping?
Ghouldilocks!
How do ghouls like their meals?
Absolutely terrified!
What position does a ghoul play on the soccer team?
Ghoulie!
Why did the mummy get a divorce?
His wife was a ghoul-digger who was just after his mummy.
What does a monster wear when it rains?
His ghoul-oshes!
Why did the ghoul become green?
It was sick of eating brains!
What is a favorite game for ghouls?
Chase!
What kind of ghoul has the best hearing?
The eeriest!
What online search engine do spooky monsters use?
Ghoulghoul.
What kind of chocolate do ghouls like?
Hearse-sheys!
What keeps ghouls happy?
The knowledge that every shroud has a silver lining!
What do ghouls and goblins put on their nachos?
Ghost peppers.
Did you know that ghosts call their true love their ghoul-friend?
What do ghouls drink?
Boos!
Why did the ghoul eat a light bulb?
Because it wanted a light snack!
What trees do ghouls like best?
Ceme-trees!
You know why vampires can raise ghouls?
Because they are neck romancers!
What does a ghoul say when they wake up?
Gaaarrrh I love the smell of ghoul in the morning!
What is a ghoul's favorite soup?
Ghoul-ash.
What do you get when you cross a ghoul with an owl?
Something that scares people and doesn’t give a hoot!
Why are ghouls so healthy?
They always eat fresh food!
Who put the Howl in Halloween?
Not ghouls just the people they ate!
What do you do with a green ghoul?
Wait until it ripens!
How do ghouls sign off a letter?
Best witches and worm regards.
Did you hear the story of the little ghoul that grew up?
It became a headhunter!
What’s a ghoul’s favorite love story?
Romeo and Ghouliet!
Why do girl ghosts go on diets?
So they can keep their ghoulish figures.
How do you shoot a three-headed ghoul?
Bang! Bang! Bang!
What a is ghoul’s favorite pet?
Ghoulfish!
Who is a ghoul’s favorite family member?
Mummy!
How did the monster predict his future?
With the horror-scope!
What's the ghoul's favorite sauce?
Grave-y.
What do ghouls say to each other before heading out for Halloween?
May the ghouls be with you!
What is a ghoul’s favorite snack food?
Ghoul scout cookies!
What happens if a big ghoul steps on Batman and Robin?
They become flatman and ribbon!
What do you get when you cross a ghoul and a vampire?
A hemogoblin.
What kind of hotdogs do ghouls like best?
Halloweiners!
How do ghouls like their meals?
Runny!
What did the grandfather ghoul say to his grandson?
You gruesome!
What do ghosts and monsters drink after scaring people?
Ghoul-Aid.
How do you greet a five-headed ghoul?
Hello, hello, hello, hello, hello!
What is a ghost's favorite place to work?
Ghoul-gle.
What did the ghoul say to the clown on Halloween?
Tag, you’re it!
Why did the ghoul bury the trophy?
Because he wanted it engraved!
Why do demons and ghouls hang out together?
Because demons are a ghoul's best friend.
What do ghouls love to eat?
Fettuccini Afraid-o!
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