Why did the mummy get a divorce?
His wife was a ghoul-digger who was just after his mummy.
What does a monster wear when it rains?
His ghoul-oshes!
What do ghouls and goblins put on their nachos?
Ghost peppers.
How do ghouls like their meals?
Absolutely terrified!
What do ghosts and monsters drink after scaring people?
Ghoul-Aid.
What do ghouls say to each other before heading out for Halloween?
May the ghouls be with you!
Why did the ghoul eat a light bulb?
Because it wanted a light snack!
What does a ghoul say when they wake up?
Gaaarrrh I love the smell of ghoul in the morning!
Why was the ghoul so smart?
He always ate brain food!
What do ghouls drink?
Boos!
What is a favorite game for ghouls?
Chase!
How do ghouls like their meals?
Runny!
What keeps ghouls happy?
The knowledge that every shroud has a silver lining!
How do you greet a five-headed ghoul?
Hello, hello, hello, hello, hello!
Why are ghouls so healthy?
They always eat fresh food!
Why did the ghoul become green?
It was sick of eating brains!
What happens if a big ghoul steps on Batman and Robin?
They become flatman and ribbon!
Why do demons and ghouls hang out together?
Because demons are a ghoul's best friend.
What is a ghost's favorite place to work?
Ghoul-gle.
Why did the ghoul bury the trophy?
Because he wanted it engraved!
What did the grandfather ghoul say to his grandson?
You gruesome!
What do you get when you cross a ghoul and a vampire?
A hemogoblin.
What did the ghoul say to the clown on Halloween?
Tag, you’re it!
What’s a ghoul’s favorite love story?
Romeo and Ghouliet!
Did you hear the story of the little ghoul that grew up?
It became a headhunter!
Draw me like one of your French ghouls.
What is a ghoul’s favorite snack food?
Ghoul scout cookies!
What trees do ghouls like best?
Ceme-trees!
What kind of hotdogs do ghouls like best?
Halloweiners!
What a is ghoul’s favorite pet?
Ghoulfish!
Why do girl ghosts go on diets?
So they can keep their ghoulish figures.
What do ghouls eat for supper? Spooketi
Who put the Howl in Halloween?
Not ghouls just the people they ate!
Why do ghouls like ice cream?
Because it’s ghoulilicous!
What's the slogan for the New York Demon Chomping Advocacy Group?
Gobble the ghoul.
What kind of ghoul has the best hearing?
The eeriest!
What kind of chocolate do ghouls like?
Hearse-sheys!
Did you hear about the ghoul who had eight arms?
He was very handy!
What do ghouls love to eat?
Fettuccini Afraid-o!
What online search engine do spooky monsters use?
Ghoulghoul.
What do you do with a green ghoul?
Wait until it ripens!
What do you say when you see a stunned ghostbuster catch a ghoul?
He's a little confused but he's got the spirit.
What position does a ghoul play on the soccer team?
Ghoulie!
What did daddy ghoul say to his youngest son?
Stop ghouling around!
Did you know that ghosts call their true love their ghoul-friend?
Which monster did the three bears catch sleeping?
Ghouldilocks!
How do you shoot a three-headed ghoul?
Bang! Bang! Bang!
What's the ghoul's favorite sauce?
Grave-y.
Why did people stop going to the ghoul hospital?
They kept coming out dead!
How do ghouls sign off a letter?
Best witches and worm regards.
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