How do ghouls like their meals?
Absolutely terrified!
What did the ghoul say to the clown on Halloween?
Tag, you’re it!
What’s a ghoul’s favorite love story?
Romeo and Ghouliet!
Why do girl ghosts go on diets?
So they can keep their ghoulish figures.
What kind of ghoul has the best hearing?
The eeriest!
What’s a ghoul’s favorite Beatles song?
The Ghoul on the Hill!
What did daddy ghoul say to his youngest son?
Stop ghouling around!
What kind of hotdogs do ghouls like best?
Halloweiners!
What does a ghoul say when they wake up?
Gaaarrrh I love the smell of ghoul in the morning!
Draw me like one of your French ghouls.
Why did the ghoul bury the trophy?
Because he wanted it engraved!
What is a ghost's favorite place to work?
Ghoul-gle.
What does a monster wear when it rains?
His ghoul-oshes!
What kind of chocolate do ghouls like?
Hearse-sheys!
Why did people stop going to the ghoul hospital?
They kept coming out dead!
What position does a ghoul play on the soccer team?
Ghoulie!
What do ghouls and goblins put on their nachos?
Ghost peppers.
How do ghouls sign off a letter?
Best witches and worm regards.
What do ghouls love to eat?
Fettuccini Afraid-o!
How do you greet a five-headed ghoul?
Hello, hello, hello, hello, hello!
Why are ghouls so healthy?
They always eat fresh food!
Why did the ghoul eat a light bulb?
Because it wanted a light snack!
Why did the mummy get a divorce?
His wife was a ghoul-digger who was just after his mummy.
What do you say when you see a stunned ghostbuster catch a ghoul?
He's a little confused but he's got the spirit.
What is a ghoul's favorite soup?
Ghoul-ash.
What did the grandfather ghoul say to his grandson?
You gruesome!
What happens if a big ghoul steps on Batman and Robin?
They become flatman and ribbon!
How do you shoot a three-headed ghoul?
Bang! Bang! Bang!
Did you hear the story of the little ghoul that grew up?
It became a headhunter!
What keeps ghouls happy?
The knowledge that every shroud has a silver lining!
Why do demons and ghouls hang out together?
Because demons are a ghoul's best friend.
What do you get when you cross a ghoul with an owl?
Something that scares people and doesn’t give a hoot!
Why did the ghoul become green?
It was sick of eating brains!
Which monster did the three bears catch sleeping?
Ghouldilocks!
What do ghosts and monsters drink after scaring people?
Ghoul-Aid.
What's the slogan for the New York Demon Chomping Advocacy Group?
Gobble the ghoul.
How do ghouls like their meals?
Runny!
Did you know that ghosts call their true love their ghoul-friend?
Who put the Howl in Halloween?
Not ghouls just the people they ate!
Who is a ghoul’s favorite family member?
Mummy!
Why do ghouls like ice cream?
Because it’s ghoulilicous!
What do you get when you cross a ghoul and a vampire?
A hemogoblin.
What do ghouls say to each other before heading out for Halloween?
May the ghouls be with you!
What a is ghoul’s favorite pet?
Ghoulfish!
What do ghouls drink?
Boos!
Why was the ghoul so smart?
He always ate brain food!
What is a ghoul’s favorite snack food?
Ghoul scout cookies!
Did you hear about the ghoul who had eight arms?
He was very handy!
What's the ghoul's favorite sauce?
Grave-y.
What trees do ghouls like best?
Ceme-trees!
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