What do you say when you see a stunned ghostbuster catch a ghoul?
He's a little confused but he's got the spirit.
What is a ghoul’s favorite snack food?
Ghoul scout cookies!
How did the monster predict his future?
With the horror-scope!
How do ghouls like their meals?
Runny!
What do you get when you cross a ghoul with an owl?
Something that scares people and doesn’t give a hoot!
What keeps ghouls happy?
The knowledge that every shroud has a silver lining!
What kind of hotdogs do ghouls like best?
Halloweiners!
Why are ghouls so healthy?
They always eat fresh food!
What did the ghoul say to the clown on Halloween?
Tag, you’re it!
What do you do with a green ghoul?
Wait until it ripens!
Who is a ghoul’s favorite family member?
Mummy!
Why do ghouls like ice cream?
Because it’s ghoulilicous!
What kind of chocolate do ghouls like?
Hearse-sheys!
Why did the ghoul bury the trophy?
Because he wanted it engraved!
What do ghosts and monsters drink after scaring people?
Ghoul-Aid.
Why do girl ghosts go on diets?
So they can keep their ghoulish figures.
What is a favorite game for ghouls?
Chase!
What position does a ghoul play on the soccer team?
Ghoulie!
What's the slogan for the New York Demon Chomping Advocacy Group?
Gobble the ghoul.
What do ghouls and goblins put on their nachos?
Ghost peppers.
What do ghouls drink?
Boos!
What do ghouls eat for supper? Spooketi
You know why vampires can raise ghouls?
Because they are neck romancers!
What do you get when you cross a ghoul and a vampire?
A hemogoblin.
Why do demons and ghouls hang out together?
Because demons are a ghoul's best friend.
What does a ghoul say when they wake up?
Gaaarrrh I love the smell of ghoul in the morning!
What did daddy ghoul say to his youngest son?
Stop ghouling around!
Did you hear about the ghoul who had eight arms?
He was very handy!
How do you shoot a three-headed ghoul?
Bang! Bang! Bang!
Who put the Howl in Halloween?
Not ghouls just the people they ate!
Why did the mummy get a divorce?
His wife was a ghoul-digger who was just after his mummy.
Which monster did the three bears catch sleeping?
Ghouldilocks!
What a is ghoul’s favorite pet?
Ghoulfish!
What trees do ghouls like best?
Ceme-trees!
What online search engine do spooky monsters use?
Ghoulghoul.
How do you greet a five-headed ghoul?
Hello, hello, hello, hello, hello!
Why did people stop going to the ghoul hospital?
They kept coming out dead!
What’s a ghoul’s favorite Beatles song?
The Ghoul on the Hill!
What’s a ghoul’s favorite love story?
Romeo and Ghouliet!
What happens if a big ghoul steps on Batman and Robin?
They become flatman and ribbon!
Why was the ghoul so smart?
He always ate brain food!
How do ghouls like their meals?
Absolutely terrified!
What did the grandfather ghoul say to his grandson?
You gruesome!
Draw me like one of your French ghouls.
Why did the ghoul eat a light bulb?
Because it wanted a light snack!
What does a monster wear when it rains?
His ghoul-oshes!
Why did the ghoul become green?
It was sick of eating brains!
How do ghouls sign off a letter?
Best witches and worm regards.
What is a ghoul's favorite soup?
Ghoul-ash.
What's the ghoul's favorite sauce?
Grave-y.
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