What a is ghoul’s favorite pet?
Ghoulfish!
What does a monster wear when it rains?
His ghoul-oshes!
Why do ghouls like ice cream?
Because it’s ghoulilicous!
Why did the ghoul eat a light bulb?
Because it wanted a light snack!
What do ghouls say to each other before heading out for Halloween?
May the ghouls be with you!
How do ghouls like their meals?
Runny!
Who put the Howl in Halloween?
Not ghouls just the people they ate!
Why did the ghoul become green?
It was sick of eating brains!
What did the grandfather ghoul say to his grandson?
You gruesome!
What’s a ghoul’s favorite love story?
Romeo and Ghouliet!
What do ghouls love to eat?
Fettuccini Afraid-o!
What keeps ghouls happy?
The knowledge that every shroud has a silver lining!
What do ghouls drink?
Boos!
What does a ghoul say when they wake up?
Gaaarrrh I love the smell of ghoul in the morning!
What kind of hotdogs do ghouls like best?
Halloweiners!
Did you hear about the ghoul who had eight arms?
He was very handy!
Draw me like one of your French ghouls.
What’s a ghoul’s favorite Beatles song?
The Ghoul on the Hill!
Why do girl ghosts go on diets?
So they can keep their ghoulish figures.
What do you get when you cross a ghoul and a vampire?
A hemogoblin.
What did the ghoul say to the clown on Halloween?
Tag, you’re it!
What kind of ghoul has the best hearing?
The eeriest!
What online search engine do spooky monsters use?
Ghoulghoul.
How do ghouls sign off a letter?
Best witches and worm regards.
What's the ghoul's favorite sauce?
Grave-y.
How do you shoot a three-headed ghoul?
Bang! Bang! Bang!
How did the monster predict his future?
With the horror-scope!
What's the slogan for the New York Demon Chomping Advocacy Group?
Gobble the ghoul.
What did daddy ghoul say to his youngest son?
Stop ghouling around!
What is a favorite game for ghouls?
Chase!
Which monster did the three bears catch sleeping?
Ghouldilocks!
What kind of chocolate do ghouls like?
Hearse-sheys!
Why did the mummy get a divorce?
His wife was a ghoul-digger who was just after his mummy.
What do you do with a green ghoul?
Wait until it ripens!
What do you get when you cross a ghoul with an owl?
Something that scares people and doesn’t give a hoot!
Did you hear the story of the little ghoul that grew up?
It became a headhunter!
Why do demons and ghouls hang out together?
Because demons are a ghoul's best friend.
What do ghouls eat for supper? Spooketi
Why did people stop going to the ghoul hospital?
They kept coming out dead!
What is a ghost's favorite place to work?
Ghoul-gle.
How do ghouls like their meals?
Absolutely terrified!
What is a ghoul's favorite soup?
Ghoul-ash.
What position does a ghoul play on the soccer team?
Ghoulie!
You know why vampires can raise ghouls?
Because they are neck romancers!
What do ghosts and monsters drink after scaring people?
Ghoul-Aid.
Why did the ghoul bury the trophy?
Because he wanted it engraved!
What is a ghoul’s favorite snack food?
Ghoul scout cookies!
Did you know that ghosts call their true love their ghoul-friend?
Why are ghouls so healthy?
They always eat fresh food!
How do you greet a five-headed ghoul?
Hello, hello, hello, hello, hello!