What is a ghost's favorite place to work?
Ghoul-gle.
What does a monster wear when it rains?
His ghoul-oshes!
Why did the ghoul bury the trophy?
Because he wanted it engraved!
What did the grandfather ghoul say to his grandson?
You gruesome!
You know why vampires can raise ghouls?
Because they are neck romancers!
How do ghouls like their meals?
Absolutely terrified!
What online search engine do spooky monsters use?
Ghoulghoul.
Did you hear about the ghoul who had eight arms?
He was very handy!
What do ghouls drink?
Boos!
Why are ghouls so healthy?
They always eat fresh food!
How do you shoot a three-headed ghoul?
Bang! Bang! Bang!
What do ghouls and goblins put on their nachos?
Ghost peppers.
What happens if a big ghoul steps on Batman and Robin?
They become flatman and ribbon!
What's the slogan for the New York Demon Chomping Advocacy Group?
Gobble the ghoul.
How did the monster predict his future?
With the horror-scope!
Draw me like one of your French ghouls.
What’s a ghoul’s favorite love story?
Romeo and Ghouliet!
What did daddy ghoul say to his youngest son?
Stop ghouling around!
What's the ghoul's favorite sauce?
Grave-y.
How do ghouls sign off a letter?
Best witches and worm regards.
Who put the Howl in Halloween?
Not ghouls just the people they ate!
What kind of hotdogs do ghouls like best?
Halloweiners!
What do ghouls love to eat?
Fettuccini Afraid-o!
What kind of ghoul has the best hearing?
The eeriest!
What is a ghoul’s favorite snack food?
Ghoul scout cookies!
What is a favorite game for ghouls?
Chase!
Why did the ghoul eat a light bulb?
Because it wanted a light snack!
Did you know that ghosts call their true love their ghoul-friend?
What a is ghoul’s favorite pet?
Ghoulfish!
What’s a ghoul’s favorite Beatles song?
The Ghoul on the Hill!
What do you say when you see a stunned ghostbuster catch a ghoul?
He's a little confused but he's got the spirit.
Why do girl ghosts go on diets?
So they can keep their ghoulish figures.
Did you hear the story of the little ghoul that grew up?
It became a headhunter!
What do ghouls say to each other before heading out for Halloween?
May the ghouls be with you!
What does a ghoul say when they wake up?
Gaaarrrh I love the smell of ghoul in the morning!
What did the ghoul say to the clown on Halloween?
Tag, you’re it!
What do ghouls eat for supper? Spooketi
What trees do ghouls like best?
Ceme-trees!
How do ghouls like their meals?
Runny!
Why was the ghoul so smart?
He always ate brain food!
What do you get when you cross a ghoul and a vampire?
A hemogoblin.
Why do demons and ghouls hang out together?
Because demons are a ghoul's best friend.
What keeps ghouls happy?
The knowledge that every shroud has a silver lining!
What is a ghoul's favorite soup?
Ghoul-ash.
What kind of chocolate do ghouls like?
Hearse-sheys!
Which monster did the three bears catch sleeping?
Ghouldilocks!
Why did the mummy get a divorce?
His wife was a ghoul-digger who was just after his mummy.
What do you do with a green ghoul?
Wait until it ripens!
What position does a ghoul play on the soccer team?
Ghoulie!
Who is a ghoul’s favorite family member?
Mummy!
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