What is a ghoul’s favorite snack food?
Ghoul scout cookies!
What is a favorite game for ghouls?
Chase!
What did the grandfather ghoul say to his grandson?
You gruesome!
What online search engine do spooky monsters use?
Ghoulghoul.
Why do ghouls like ice cream?
Because it’s ghoulilicous!
How do you shoot a three-headed ghoul?
Bang! Bang! Bang!
What do you get when you cross a ghoul and a vampire?
A hemogoblin.
What does a ghoul say when they wake up?
Gaaarrrh I love the smell of ghoul in the morning!
What do ghouls drink?
Boos!
What kind of chocolate do ghouls like?
Hearse-sheys!
Did you know that ghosts call their true love their ghoul-friend?
What position does a ghoul play on the soccer team?
Ghoulie!
What's the ghoul's favorite sauce?
Grave-y.
Did you hear about the ghoul who had eight arms?
He was very handy!
What do ghouls and goblins put on their nachos?
Ghost peppers.
What happens if a big ghoul steps on Batman and Robin?
They become flatman and ribbon!
Why did the ghoul bury the trophy?
Because he wanted it engraved!
Did you hear the story of the little ghoul that grew up?
It became a headhunter!
What did daddy ghoul say to his youngest son?
Stop ghouling around!
What does a monster wear when it rains?
His ghoul-oshes!
What kind of hotdogs do ghouls like best?
Halloweiners!
What a is ghoul’s favorite pet?
Ghoulfish!
Why do demons and ghouls hang out together?
Because demons are a ghoul's best friend.
Why do girl ghosts go on diets?
So they can keep their ghoulish figures.
What do you say when you see a stunned ghostbuster catch a ghoul?
He's a little confused but he's got the spirit.
How do ghouls like their meals?
Runny!
Why did the mummy get a divorce?
His wife was a ghoul-digger who was just after his mummy.
How do you greet a five-headed ghoul?
Hello, hello, hello, hello, hello!
Which monster did the three bears catch sleeping?
Ghouldilocks!
What is a ghost's favorite place to work?
Ghoul-gle.
Who is a ghoul’s favorite family member?
Mummy!
Why did the ghoul eat a light bulb?
Because it wanted a light snack!
You know why vampires can raise ghouls?
Because they are neck romancers!
What’s a ghoul’s favorite Beatles song?
The Ghoul on the Hill!
Who put the Howl in Halloween?
Not ghouls just the people they ate!
What do ghouls eat for supper? Spooketi
What did the ghoul say to the clown on Halloween?
Tag, you’re it!
What keeps ghouls happy?
The knowledge that every shroud has a silver lining!
What do ghouls say to each other before heading out for Halloween?
May the ghouls be with you!
How do ghouls sign off a letter?
Best witches and worm regards.
What is a ghoul's favorite soup?
Ghoul-ash.
What's the slogan for the New York Demon Chomping Advocacy Group?
Gobble the ghoul.
What trees do ghouls like best?
Ceme-trees!
What’s a ghoul’s favorite love story?
Romeo and Ghouliet!
How did the monster predict his future?
With the horror-scope!
Why did people stop going to the ghoul hospital?
They kept coming out dead!
How do ghouls like their meals?
Absolutely terrified!
What kind of ghoul has the best hearing?
The eeriest!
Why did the ghoul become green?
It was sick of eating brains!
What do ghosts and monsters drink after scaring people?
Ghoul-Aid.
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