What's the ghoul's favorite sauce?
Grave-y.
Draw me like one of your French ghouls.
What keeps ghouls happy?
The knowledge that every shroud has a silver lining!
What did daddy ghoul say to his youngest son?
Stop ghouling around!
What does a ghoul say when they wake up?
Gaaarrrh I love the smell of ghoul in the morning!
What position does a ghoul play on the soccer team?
Ghoulie!
Why are ghouls so healthy?
They always eat fresh food!
What is a ghost's favorite place to work?
Ghoul-gle.
How did the monster predict his future?
With the horror-scope!
How do ghouls sign off a letter?
Best witches and worm regards.
What kind of chocolate do ghouls like?
Hearse-sheys!
What do you get when you cross a ghoul and a vampire?
A hemogoblin.
Why did the ghoul bury the trophy?
Because he wanted it engraved!
Why did the ghoul eat a light bulb?
Because it wanted a light snack!
How do ghouls like their meals?
Runny!
What do ghouls and goblins put on their nachos?
Ghost peppers.
What did the grandfather ghoul say to his grandson?
You gruesome!
Did you hear about the ghoul who had eight arms?
He was very handy!
What’s a ghoul’s favorite love story?
Romeo and Ghouliet!
What’s a ghoul’s favorite Beatles song?
The Ghoul on the Hill!
Did you hear the story of the little ghoul that grew up?
It became a headhunter!
What did the ghoul say to the clown on Halloween?
Tag, you’re it!
What do you say when you see a stunned ghostbuster catch a ghoul?
He's a little confused but he's got the spirit.
You know why vampires can raise ghouls?
Because they are neck romancers!
What kind of ghoul has the best hearing?
The eeriest!
Why did the ghoul become green?
It was sick of eating brains!
Who is a ghoul’s favorite family member?
Mummy!
What's the slogan for the New York Demon Chomping Advocacy Group?
Gobble the ghoul.
What happens if a big ghoul steps on Batman and Robin?
They become flatman and ribbon!
Why did people stop going to the ghoul hospital?
They kept coming out dead!
What do ghouls drink?
Boos!
Why did the mummy get a divorce?
His wife was a ghoul-digger who was just after his mummy.
What do ghouls eat for supper? Spooketi
What online search engine do spooky monsters use?
Ghoulghoul.
What a is ghoul’s favorite pet?
Ghoulfish!
Which monster did the three bears catch sleeping?
Ghouldilocks!
Did you know that ghosts call their true love their ghoul-friend?
What is a favorite game for ghouls?
Chase!
What do ghouls love to eat?
Fettuccini Afraid-o!
Why do ghouls like ice cream?
Because it’s ghoulilicous!
Why do girl ghosts go on diets?
So they can keep their ghoulish figures.
How do ghouls like their meals?
Absolutely terrified!
Who put the Howl in Halloween?
Not ghouls just the people they ate!
Why was the ghoul so smart?
He always ate brain food!
What do you do with a green ghoul?
Wait until it ripens!
What is a ghoul's favorite soup?
Ghoul-ash.
What does a monster wear when it rains?
His ghoul-oshes!
Why do demons and ghouls hang out together?
Because demons are a ghoul's best friend.
How do you greet a five-headed ghoul?
Hello, hello, hello, hello, hello!
How do you shoot a three-headed ghoul?
Bang! Bang! Bang!
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