Why did the mummy get a divorce?
His wife was a ghoul-digger who was just after his mummy.
Why did the ghoul become green?
It was sick of eating brains!
What kind of ghoul has the best hearing?
The eeriest!
How do ghouls like their meals?
Runny!
Why are ghouls so healthy?
They always eat fresh food!
What do ghouls say to each other before heading out for Halloween?
May the ghouls be with you!
What kind of chocolate do ghouls like?
Hearse-sheys!
Did you hear about the ghoul who had eight arms?
He was very handy!
How did the monster predict his future?
With the horror-scope!
What do ghouls and goblins put on their nachos?
Ghost peppers.
What's the slogan for the New York Demon Chomping Advocacy Group?
Gobble the ghoul.
What do you say when you see a stunned ghostbuster catch a ghoul?
He's a little confused but he's got the spirit.
What did the ghoul say to the clown on Halloween?
Tag, you’re it!
What is a ghoul’s favorite snack food?
Ghoul scout cookies!
How do ghouls like their meals?
Absolutely terrified!
What trees do ghouls like best?
Ceme-trees!
What do ghosts and monsters drink after scaring people?
Ghoul-Aid.
What online search engine do spooky monsters use?
Ghoulghoul.
You know why vampires can raise ghouls?
Because they are neck romancers!
What’s a ghoul’s favorite Beatles song?
The Ghoul on the Hill!
What do ghouls drink?
Boos!
What did daddy ghoul say to his youngest son?
Stop ghouling around!
What's the ghoul's favorite sauce?
Grave-y.
What do ghouls love to eat?
Fettuccini Afraid-o!
Why did the ghoul bury the trophy?
Because he wanted it engraved!
Why was the ghoul so smart?
He always ate brain food!
Draw me like one of your French ghouls.
What is a favorite game for ghouls?
Chase!
What do ghouls eat for supper? Spooketi
Who put the Howl in Halloween?
Not ghouls just the people they ate!
What do you get when you cross a ghoul and a vampire?
A hemogoblin.
Why do demons and ghouls hang out together?
Because demons are a ghoul's best friend.
How do you greet a five-headed ghoul?
Hello, hello, hello, hello, hello!
What is a ghoul's favorite soup?
Ghoul-ash.
What position does a ghoul play on the soccer team?
Ghoulie!
Why do girl ghosts go on diets?
So they can keep their ghoulish figures.
What does a ghoul say when they wake up?
Gaaarrrh I love the smell of ghoul in the morning!
How do you shoot a three-headed ghoul?
Bang! Bang! Bang!
Why do ghouls like ice cream?
Because it’s ghoulilicous!
How do ghouls sign off a letter?
Best witches and worm regards.
What do you get when you cross a ghoul with an owl?
Something that scares people and doesn’t give a hoot!
What does a monster wear when it rains?
His ghoul-oshes!
Why did the ghoul eat a light bulb?
Because it wanted a light snack!
Did you hear the story of the little ghoul that grew up?
It became a headhunter!
What a is ghoul’s favorite pet?
Ghoulfish!
What happens if a big ghoul steps on Batman and Robin?
They become flatman and ribbon!
What is a ghost's favorite place to work?
Ghoul-gle.
What did the grandfather ghoul say to his grandson?
You gruesome!
Why did people stop going to the ghoul hospital?
They kept coming out dead!
What do you do with a green ghoul?
Wait until it ripens!