How did the monster predict his future?
With the horror-scope!
Which monster did the three bears catch sleeping?
Ghouldilocks!
You know why vampires can raise ghouls?
Because they are neck romancers!
Who put the Howl in Halloween?
Not ghouls just the people they ate!
What happens if a big ghoul steps on Batman and Robin?
They become flatman and ribbon!
What online search engine do spooky monsters use?
Ghoulghoul.
What kind of chocolate do ghouls like?
Hearse-sheys!
What position does a ghoul play on the soccer team?
Ghoulie!
What did the grandfather ghoul say to his grandson?
You gruesome!
Did you hear the story of the little ghoul that grew up?
It became a headhunter!
What do ghouls love to eat?
Fettuccini Afraid-o!
What keeps ghouls happy?
The knowledge that every shroud has a silver lining!
Did you know that ghosts call their true love their ghoul-friend?
What do ghosts and monsters drink after scaring people?
Ghoul-Aid.
Did you hear about the ghoul who had eight arms?
He was very handy!
How do you shoot a three-headed ghoul?
Bang! Bang! Bang!
Why did people stop going to the ghoul hospital?
They kept coming out dead!
How do ghouls sign off a letter?
Best witches and worm regards.
Why do ghouls like ice cream?
Because it’s ghoulilicous!
What kind of hotdogs do ghouls like best?
Halloweiners!
What do you get when you cross a ghoul with an owl?
Something that scares people and doesn’t give a hoot!
What do you get when you cross a ghoul and a vampire?
A hemogoblin.
What is a ghoul's favorite soup?
Ghoul-ash.
What do ghouls and goblins put on their nachos?
Ghost peppers.
What's the slogan for the New York Demon Chomping Advocacy Group?
Gobble the ghoul.
How do you greet a five-headed ghoul?
Hello, hello, hello, hello, hello!
What's the ghoul's favorite sauce?
Grave-y.
What do you do with a green ghoul?
Wait until it ripens!
Why did the mummy get a divorce?
His wife was a ghoul-digger who was just after his mummy.
What a is ghoul’s favorite pet?
Ghoulfish!
What did daddy ghoul say to his youngest son?
Stop ghouling around!
What do ghouls eat for supper? Spooketi
What is a favorite game for ghouls?
Chase!
How do ghouls like their meals?
Absolutely terrified!
Why did the ghoul become green?
It was sick of eating brains!
What kind of ghoul has the best hearing?
The eeriest!
What does a ghoul say when they wake up?
Gaaarrrh I love the smell of ghoul in the morning!
Why are ghouls so healthy?
They always eat fresh food!
What is a ghost's favorite place to work?
Ghoul-gle.
What do you say when you see a stunned ghostbuster catch a ghoul?
He's a little confused but he's got the spirit.
What do ghouls say to each other before heading out for Halloween?
May the ghouls be with you!
Why did the ghoul eat a light bulb?
Because it wanted a light snack!
What did the ghoul say to the clown on Halloween?
Tag, you’re it!
How do ghouls like their meals?
Runny!
Why do girl ghosts go on diets?
So they can keep their ghoulish figures.
What is a ghoul’s favorite snack food?
Ghoul scout cookies!
Who is a ghoul’s favorite family member?
Mummy!
Why do demons and ghouls hang out together?
Because demons are a ghoul's best friend.
What trees do ghouls like best?
Ceme-trees!
What does a monster wear when it rains?
His ghoul-oshes!
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