Cash

Man: "Hey, baby, if you come home with me, I can show you a really good time."
Woman: "You know what your problem is? Your mouth is writing checks that your body can't cash."
There once was a man from Nantucket,
Who kept all of his cash in a bucket,
But his daughter, named Nan,
Ran away with a man,
And as for the bucket, Nantucket.
My brother once froze a dollar in a block of ice
It was cold hard cash.
What kind of money snowmen use in the North Pole?
Cold cash!
Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash!
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Robin.
Robin who?
Robin you — hand over the cash!