Computers

What do rabbits put in their computers? Hoppy disks!
What do computers eat for a snack?
Microchips!
Why don’t elephants use computers?
Because they’re afraid of the mouse.
"Do you like computers?" (yes.) "Do you like file sharing?" (yes) "Good, 'cause I'm downloadable and user friendly!"

Tell me of this thing you humans call... (short dramatic pause) love.
You use computers.
IPods, mobiles, cameras.
Why not write letters?
Why are elephants scared of computers?
Because of the mouse.
Why do fish not like computers?
Because they are worried about getting caught in the Inter-net.
The Three Expensive Monkeys
The Three Expensive Monkeys A man goes inside a pet shop and starts to move around the cages to scout the pets. He sees a monkey with a price of $5,000 and goes to the merchant to ask for details. "Hey mister, the monkey…what does it know to worth that much money?" "Well, it knows Windows 7 and windows 10, and also knows Word, C++, .net, app programming, and last but not least, it knows how to play computer games." "Wow good monkey, it's worth the money." He goes and finds another monkey with a price of $10,000 and again he will ask the merchant. "What does this monkey know?" "It knows Linux, Unix, Corel and Autocad." "Wow, even I don't know those things." On a last scout run he finds another monkey just sitting there with a price $20,000. The story repeats, and he goes with a lack of confidence to ask the merchant for details. "And what does this monkey do for that ridiculous amount of money?" "ITp be honest, I've never seen her doing anything, but the other two call her Project Manager."
Why do dogs hate computers?
They can’t stick their heads out of those Windows.