Strong Jokes

The Wheelbarrow Bet A strong young man at a construction site was bragging that he could out do anyone in a feat of strength. He made a special case of making fun of one of the older workmen. After several minutes, the older worker had enough. 'Why don't you put your money where your mouth is,' he said. 'I will bet a week's wages that I can haul something in a wheelbarrow over to that building that you won't be able to wheel back. 'You're on, old man,' the braggart replied. Let's see you do it.' The old man reached out and grabbed the wheelbarrow by the handles. Then, nodding to the young man, he said, 'All right, dumbass, get in.'
The therapist asked my wife why she wanted to end our marriage. She said she hated all the constant Star Wars puns. I look at the therapist and said, "Divorce is strong with this one"
I don't like strong perfumes...
I guess I'm inscentsitive.
This coffee is too strong. How about a kiss because you are the only sugar I need.
The man got shocked when he got down in the river because the river current was too strong.
As soon as one beaver jumped in the river to search for his key, it got shocked, as the current was too strong.
Baby, I'm like efavirenz. I can decrease your odds of nightmares, but you still may have strong vivid dreams about me — a very common side effect.
You must be a Magnetar because I feel a strong magnetism between us.
Do you also feel the strong gravitational pull of my bed?
Zebras usually hold strong opinions. They are very black and white creatures.
I don't want to make the faux-paw of coming on strong, but your dog is so adorable, I couldn't resist.
Ever wonder how gorillas can be so strong when they eat mostly a plant based diet?
Cuz they don't monkey around when it comes to strength training!
Is there wifi in here? Because I feel we have a strong connection.
Which word can be used to describe a peach that is surprised, shocked, or angry with strong emotion? – Speachless!
Why didn’t the zombie stay in town?
There was a new head strong sherif in town!
I wondered why flamingos were so strong, so I did a little research. Turns out they do a lot of eggs-er-cise.
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