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Working the poker table at the casino with my new prosthetic hand is going to be a challenge,
But I’ll learn to deal with it.
You know you’re getting old when…
There’s nothing left to learn the hard way.
Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet?
Because they spend years at C!
Why did the cat want to learn to fly?
She wanted to try bats.
Why do psychiatrists study bats?
They want to learn about their hang-ups.
What is the first thing that bats learn at school? The alphabat.
Where do you learn about bones?
Osteoclasst.
What Marriage Teaches You
What Marriage Teaches You On their 50th wedding anniversary and during the banquet celebrating it, Susan was asked to give her friends a brief account of the benefits of a marriage of such long duration. "Tell us Susan, just what is it you have learned from all those wonderful years with your husband?" Susan responds, "Well, I've learned that marriage is the best teacher of all. It teaches you loyalty, meekness, forbearance, self-restraint, forgiveness -- and a great many other qualities you wouldn't have needed if you'd stayed single."
Where do bananas go to learn to be sweet?
Sundae School.
You know you’re getting old when…there is nothing left to learn the hard way.
The Joy of Being Over 70
The Joy of Being Over 70 There are some unexpected joys about being on the other side of 70, for example... Kidnappers aren't very interested in you. In a hostage situation, you will probably be released first. No one expects you to run into a burning building. Or run at all. People call at 9 p.m. and ask, “Did I wake you?” People no longer view you as a hypochondriac. There’s nothing left to learn the hard way. Things you buy now won’t wear out. You can eat dinner at 4 p.m. You enjoy hearing about other people’s operations. You get into a heated argument about pension claims. You have a party and the neighbors don’t even realize it. You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge. You quit trying to hold your stomach in, no matter who walks into the room. You sing along with the elevator music. Your eyes won’t get much worse. Your investment in health insurance is finally beginning to pay off. Your joints are more accurate meteorologists than the National Weather Service. Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can’t remember them either. Your supply of brain cells is finally down to a manageable size. And you may not remember who sent you this list.
Where do rabbits learn how to fly? In the hare force!
It's really easy to learn white water kayaking
You just go with the flow.
Where do you learn to make ice cream?
At sundae school.
So I attended a salsa class today
The instructor says to everyone: "Alright folks, who's ready to learn how to dance??"

I realized that there was a misunderstanding, and ran off with my bag of tortilla chips.
Where do you go to learn how to make ice cream?
Sundae school.
My wife was just recently diagnosed with colorectal cancer and now has surgery scheduled to remove a couple of inches of her colon. I expect her grammar will improve as a result.
Because she's going to have to learn how to use a semicolon.