Crazy

What do you call a crazy chicken?
A cuckoo cluck.
Did you get your license suspended for driving so many guys crazy?
How do crazy people go through the forest? They take the psycho path.
There once was a girl named Sue.
She came down with the case of the flu.
She let out a sigh,
"My temperature is high,
what ever shall I do?
Oh my! Oh my!
I think I will die.
What ever shall I do?"

So, she stumbled out of bed.
"I know I'll take some meds.
If this the flu,
I take an aspirin or two.
Then I'll drink some broth and some juice.
Oh my! Oh my!"
she began to cry.
"I think this is acute."

So, she grumbled back to bed
and pulled the covers over her head.
She let out a sneeze,
a cough and a wheeze.
"Won't someone help me, please?
Oh my! Oh my!
Will I survive
the case of the crazy flu?"

So, she finally fell asleep.
She slept and slept for a week.
She tossed and turned,
her symptoms have passed.
Her temperature normal at last.
"Oh my! Oh my!
I think I survived
this case of the crazy flu."
You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.
You are just like my car because you drive me crazy.
"You bake me crazy."
My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you're ugly too.
What drives cheese crazy?
That everyone around them is crackers.
What do you call cheese that is acting crazy? A basket queso.
Crazy ex-girlfriends are like a box of chocolates.
They'll kill your dog.
Why did the baseball batter go crazy?
Because the pitcher only threw scewballs.
What do baristas say to their least-favorite customers? You mocha me crazy.