What do you get if you cross a worm and an elephant? Very big worm holes in your garden.
Did you ever hear the joke about the three holes in the ground?
Well, well, well.
Did you hear about the golfer who started a colonoscopy clinic?
He does 18 holes a day.
He who stands with hands in pockets feels foolish.
He who stands with holes in pockets feels nuts.
Why did the Jack-O-Lantern go to the pumpkin patch?
Because he had holes in him.
There once was a man from Iraq
Who had holes down the length of his c**k
When he got an erection
It'd play a selection
From Johann Sebastian Bach.
At an art gallery, a woman and her ten-year-old son were having a tough time choosing between one of my paintings and another artist's work.
They finally went with mine.
"I guess you decided you prefer an autumn scene to a floral," I said.
"No," said the boy. "Your painting's wider, so it'll cover more holes in our wall."
What do you get if you cross a mouse with a Triceratops? Enormous holes in the base boards.
What girl likes it in all her holes at the same time?
Mrs. Potato Head.
Yo Momma so stupid she cut holes in her umbrella to see if it was raining.