Why did the bowlegged cowboy get fired?
Because he couldn't keep his calves together!
McDonald’s fired CEO Steve Easterbrook has already got a new job at Old McDonalds farm.
He's their CIEIO.
I was recently fired from my job operating rides at the carnival
My lawyer has advised suing for funfair dismissal.
I got fired from Starbucks for not changing the coffee filters.
It was grounds for dismissal.
I can’t believe I got fired from the calendar factory. All I did was take a day off.