What do you get when a raven flies into a group of 18 crows?
I was going to make a joke about losing your senses due to COVID.
But I decided it was poor taste.
I just asked the wife to get into her nurse's uniform.
She said "Why? Are you feeling horny?"
"No we need bread!"
We are 11 days into self-isolation ands it is really upsetting me to witness my wife standing at the living room window gazing aimlessly into space with tears running down her cheeks.
Don’t get me wrong, I empathize with her. I’ve considered letting her in many times, but rules are rules.
While it’s taking a while for the Corona virus to reach other countries, China got it right off the bat.
Me: I'll have a Corona please.
Me: Thank you.
I really hope corona virus can't spread through s*x
It would be so lonely being the last man on Earth.