Sale

Did you hear about the paddle sale at the boat store? It was quite an oar deal.
There was a young Coed of Kent,
In matters of law eloquent.
She told lawyers from Yale
That her ass was for sale,
But they proved it was only for rent.
Got a couple of railway buffers going cheap. It was an end of line sale.
Got a couple of railway buffers going cheap. It was an end of line sale.
What is the best part of Valentine’s day?
The day after, when all the chocolate goes on sale.
I'm having a sale in my bedroom. My clothes are 100% off.