Why did the otter cross the river? To get to the otter side
An otter and an otter are in a car, who's driving? Animal Control
How do you save a drowning otter? Take your foot of its head
I'm going to combine my interests of taxidermy and bomb making by making you an otter you can't defuse.
What do you drive in a river? An otter-mobile.
what do you call it when a lady mammal that enjoys swimming a lot, who has an unattractive twin sister, fires a gun at one of her gym buddies who also happens to work with clay as their profession? hotter water otter daughter shot her potter spotter
Why did the chicken go to the zoo? To get to the otter slide.
What kind of car does an otter drive? A Furrari.
Why did the otter cross the road? To prove to the possum that it could be done!
What do you call a kids book about otters? Harry Otter.
What do you call a otter that can pick up an elephant ? Sir!
I get beavers and similar animals mixed up. I otter know better.
What would you rather be, a polar bear or a little otter. A little (h)otter
What do you call an otter with a carrot in each ear? Anything you want as he can't hear you!
What do you call a maternal Turkish robot water weasel? An Ottoman otter-mom automaton.
What do you call a food stamp inside of a burrito? An otter fortune cookie
Does Mr. Otterton listen to Gazelle? Yes he's a rabid fan.
What did the seal say to the walrus after dating him for three months? I think we should sea otter people.
What animal would you most like to be on a cold day? A little otter...
How does an otter get into an honest business? Usually through the skylight.
Where do otters keep their money? In the river bank!
I went to the zoo today.... only to find out that some aquatic mammals had escaped.
It was otter chaos.
Why do Otters swim on their backs? To keep their nuts dry.
What's the difference between an otter and a navy aircrewman? At least the otter knows he's not a seal.
Where do otters come from? Otter Space.
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