Shoot

Why are street thugs so good at basketball?
Because they know how to shoot, steal, and run.
Basketball players make good husbands. They never shoot their wives.
Hi, I'm a fashion photographer. Would you like to be in my next photo shoot?
"How do you shoot a killer bee?" "With a bee bee gun."
How does a snake shoot something?
With a boa and arrow.
How is a man like a gun?
Keep one around long enough, and you’ll definitely want to shoot him.
What did the turkey say to the man who tried to shoot it? Liberty, Equality and Bad aim for all.
I finally framed my certificate for being able to shoot my sperm 15m,
And I can’t believe how far I’ve come.
What do you call a piece of cheese that likes to shoot hoops? Swiss!
Why shouldn't you shoot pool using a pickle?
Because you'll find the cue cumbersome.
What time should I book the court? Let’s shoot for around tennish.
What did the turkey say to the man who tried to shoot it? Liberty, Equality and Bad aim for all!
What's the difference between a sniper with Parkinson's Disease and a constipated owl?
One can shoot but can't hit...