Shoot

Hi, I'm a fashion photographer. Would you like to be in my next photo shoot?
I finally framed my certificate for being able to shoot my sperm 15m,
And I can’t believe how far I’ve come.
What time should I book the court? Let’s shoot for around tennish.
Why are street thugs so good at basketball?
Because they know how to shoot, steal, and run.
Basketball players make good husbands. They never shoot their wives.
Can You Please Shoot Me Some More?
Can You Please Shoot Me Some More? Dave the ranch hand had just finished up his work for the evening and is about to get into his car when a man dressed in black appears from the bushes with a gun in his hand. "Give me everything you've got!" he screeches at Dave. So Dave hands over his money and his wallet, but as the man is about to leave Dave stops him. "Say..." he says to the robber. "Could you shoot a few bullets in my hat to make it look to my wife like I was truly afraid for my life? She'd think I spent it on booze and gambling otherwise." The robber had a wife too so he agreed and shot a few holes in Dave's hat. Dave then asked, "Please shoot a few bullets in the coat while you're at it, I want to look like I fought you and not like a coward." The criminal sighed and shot the coat. Then Dave said: "Can you please shoot-" "please, no more, I'm out of bullets!" said the mugger tiredly. "That's what I wanted to hear." Smiled Dave unpleasantly. "Now give me back the wallet and some more money for the hat and coat you destroyed before I beat you black and blue!"
How does a snake shoot something?
With a boa and arrow.
"How do you shoot a killer bee?" "With a bee bee gun."
Why shouldn't you shoot pool using a pickle?
Because you'll find the cue cumbersome.
What's the difference between a sniper with Parkinson's Disease and a constipated owl?
One can shoot but can't hit...
What do you call a piece of cheese that likes to shoot hoops? Swiss!
How is a man like a gun?
Keep one around long enough, and you’ll definitely want to shoot him.
What did the turkey say to the man who tried to shoot it? Liberty, Equality and Bad aim for all!
What did the turkey say to the man who tried to shoot it? Liberty, Equality and Bad aim for all.