Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
Real rocks are too heavy.
Who needs luck? I have charm.
Dublin over in laughter.
Beer-lieve it or not!
If it ain’t brogue, don’t fix it.
Keep calm and leprech-on.
Look for a rainbow connection.
Let’s make some pour decisions.
Dublin’ the fun.
Cutest clover in the patch.
Irish you luck.
You’re the cutest clover in the patch.
You better beer-live it!
I’m going green, if you know what I mean.
Irish I had another Guinness to drink.
You are pitcher perfect.
Beauty is in the eye of the beerholder.
You are un-beer-lievable!
Don’t ever trust a leper-con!
You’re my lucky charm.
Shake your shamrocks.
Irish puns are the most O'ffensive.
Don’t worry, beer happy.
The pint’s the limit.
Irish you a whole pot of gold!
Let’s have a shamrockin’ good time tonight!
What do you call it when leprechauns get together after being apart?
A wee-union!
I’ll be there in a pinch.
You're so clover!
He’s my pinch charming.
You shamrock my world.
Paddy like a rockstar.
Here today, lepre-gone tomorrow.
Distill my beating heart.
Why did St. Patrick drive the snakes out of Ireland?
It was too expensive to fly and too long to walk.
We are looking pitcher-perfect.
I just want to say, “I love brew.”
Today I be-leaf in leprechauns
What do you call a fake Irish stone? A shamrock.
Deja brew all over again.
I’m ready to shamrock and roll.
It ain’t over till it’s clover.
You are spud-tacular.
You snooze. You booze.
We’re in a-green-ment.
I call the shots.
Happy St. Cat-rick’s day!
Who’s ready to party their shamrocks off?
We’ve made a jig mistake, don’t you a-green?
You’ll be Dublin your fortune soon.