“Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.”
— Unknown
“Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.”
— Unknown
“Friends give you a shoulder to cry on. But best friends are ready with a shovel to hurt the person that made you cry.”
— Unknown
“We’ll be best friends forever because you already know too much.”
— Unknown
“I don’t have a lot of friends but I have the best friends because I choose quality over quantity.”
— Unknown
“Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.”
— Unknown
“A best friend is someone who, when they don’t understand, they still understand."
— Nancy Werlin
“I am your best friend, and there isn’t anything you can do about it!”
— Unknown
“Best friends know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.”
— Unknown
“When you’re in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, ‘D***, that was fun.'”
— Groucho Marx
“Do you think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.”
— Unknown
“Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.”
— Unknown
“When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.”
— Unknown
“Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.”
— Unknown
“God made up best friends because he knew our mom couldn’t handle us as sisters.”
— Unknown
“We are best friends. Always remember that if you fall, I will pick you up… after I finish laughing.”
— Unknown
"I can tell by your sarcastic undertones, rude comments, and sheer lack of common decency that we should be best friends."
— Unknown
"I'd walk through fire for my best friend. Well, not fire, that would be dangerous. But a super humid room... but not too humid because, you know... my hair."
— Unknown
“A messy house is a must—it separates your true friends from other friends. Real friends are there to visit you not your house!”
— Jennifer Wilson
“There is nothing better than a friend, unless it’s a friend with chocolate.”
— Linda Grayson
"I am the friend you have to explain to your other friends before they meet me."
— Unknown