Games Jokes

What do you call vampires bats that cheer at football games?
Bat-on-twirlers.
What do they call the Hunger Games in France?
Battle Royale with Cheese.
What’s it called when a bunch of pigs compete in athletic games?
The Olympigs.
What’s it called when a bunch of pigs compete in athletic games?
The Olympigs
I'll open fire on anyone who says video games make children violent!
A friend of mine is his team's best footballer on paper. Unfortunately, they play most of their games on grass.
What do athletes drink before games? Sport-Tea.
What are the favorite video games for basketball players? Shooting stars.
What does a good spice rack help you win? The Hunger Games.
The Best Senior Games
The Best Senior Games Lately there has been talk about inventing some more fun games for seniors. After all, we're the ones with all the free time! Some suggestions: Sag, You’re it. Pin the Toupee on the Bald Guy. Questions Shouted into your Good Ear. Kick the Bucket. Red Rover, Red Rover, The Nurse Says Bend Over. Doc, Doc Goose. Simon Says Something Incoherent. Hide and Go Pee Spin the Bottle of Mylanta and last but not least - A Fun round of Musical Recliners!
Q. Why couldn't the dinosaur play games on the computer?
A. Because he ate the mous
Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get soap in your mouth.
Then it becomes a soap opera.
Do baseball players ever wear armor?
Only during knight games.
Q: What video games do fruits play?
A: Peach ball.
I'd definitely let you join in my reindeer games.
All right, everyone, that’s enough! Gno more games!
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