Games

Do baseball players ever wear armor?
Only during knight games.
Video games never made me angry or want to hurt people.
Working in customer service already did that.
What are the favorite video games for basketball players? Shooting stars.
What does a good spice rack help you win? The Hunger Games.
What do you call vampires bats that cheer at football games?
Bat-on-twirlers.
What do athletes drink before games? Sport-Tea.
What do kids play when they can’t play with a phone?
Bored games.
The Best Senior Games
The Best Senior Games Sag, You’re it. Pin the Toupee on the Bald Guy. Questions Shouted into your Good Ear. Kick the Bucket. Red Rover, Red Rover, The Nurse Says Bend Over. Doc, Doc Goose. Simon Says Something Incoherent. Hide and Go Pee Spin the Bottle of Mylanta and last but not least - A Fun round of Musical Recliners!
The police told me they'd throw me in jail the next time they caught me stealing board games.
But that's a Risk I'm willing to take.