What’s the best pick up line for someone you meet in a steak restaurant? “Nice to meat you”, of course.”
You know I always wanted to open my own sandwich shop. I would have all the meat and bread money could buy...
Problem was I was afraid something would go a rye
How did the hotdog overcome his fear of ketchup? He mustered up the courage.
Sheep have a clever way of keeping all their four feet warm in the winter; they wear muttons.
What would you call a steak that leaped off the table and ran away? Fast food, of course.
What do you call seasoned and dried robot meat?
Beep chirpy
The cow intestine dish was offal, but the pig organ tacos was grocer!
Some people think anyone who sells meat is gross. But, people who sell fruit and vegetables are grocer.
What is a hair stylist's favorite steak? A flat iron!
What is a butcher’s favorite Elvis Presley song? Love Meat Tenders.
Why did the butcher work overtime at the grocery store? To make ends meat!
I’ve been told that I need to stop making puns about meat… But I just can’t stop cold turkey.
Have you heard about the pig who killed his own farmer? He did it to save his bacon.
What did the burger meat say to the BBQ? “Is it meat you’re looking for?”
What did the deer say to each other when they were trying to solve a difficult problem? This is such a deer-lemma!
What do you call a pig that practices karate? A pork chop!”
Two hot dogs were having a race. One overtook the other, who called out “I see you’ve mustard the strength to ketchup with me!”
How do you defeat a meat-loving vampire? With a steak to the heart!
You really ate dog meat? How was it?
.... ruff
Why did the thief steal a pig? Because he was a hamburglar.
What do you call a steak hurtling through space? A meat-ior!
Did you hear about the butcher that backed into the meat grinder?
He got a little behind in his work.
What did the hamburger coach tell his team after they lost the first round? “You have to keep frying, you can’t give up”.
Cows love music. In fact, they even have a favourite note: beef flat.
The other day I asked an Alaskan guy if he wanted to eat some seal meat.
He wasn’t really inuit
They were building a meat tower next door.
The steaks just kept getting higher.
The butcher’s life was at steak when the meat market caught fire.
What type of relationships do hotdogs like to have? A frank relationship, they can’t stand lies.
What do you call a sausage that's been to the doctor? Cured meat!
I have a friend who has been diagnosed with a phobia of sausages. She always fears the wurst.
Which is a meat patty's least favourite day of the week? Fry-day!
What became of the pig who got fired from his job? He became canned ham.
I’m bacon you! Please stop with the meat puns!
No one likes sausage puns, they are the wurst!
Why was the burger sad? Because he had the blue cheese.
You might be startled to see a hamburger working out in your local gym. Don’t worry, they’re just there because they want better buns.
What’s the best part of a cow? The topside, of course.
I tried to change my email password to “beef stew” the other day. It was refused because it was not stroganoff.
What do you call meat balls falling from the sky? A meat-ior shower.
If you’re looking for Valentine’s Day inspiration for a meat loving crush, try “Will you beef my Valentine?”
Digital burgers are nothing but processed meat.
Did you hear about the farmer who sold his sheep to slaughter because he wasn't making enough money from the wool? The situation went from baa-d to wurst!
What did the steak say when he came across his nemesis? Ah, we meat again!”
What do you call a cow in a rooster costume? Roost beef.
Eating no meat except fish is really bothersome.
I should stop being a Pesky-tarian.
What do you get when you cross a chicken and a cow? Roost beef!
Have you ever tried kangaroo meat? I have. It was tasty, but it made me a bit jumpy.
Our local butcher had to go to the doctor the other day. He didn’t know what was wrong, but said that he was feeling offal.
What do you call a cow with a twitch? Beef jerky!
Some types of meat like to play around a lot. These are generally the game types.
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