How did the hotdog overcome his fear of ketchup? He mustered up the courage.
All the contestants at the pig Olympics were very happy with their prizes. They each won pork medallions.
What do you call meat balls falling from the sky? A meat-ior shower.
What do you call a group of cows that are on top of a hill? High steaks.
What’s the best thing about being a butcher? You get to meat the best people.
I’m bacon you! Please stop with the meat puns!
Meat cutters are really no good at stand up comedy; they tend to butcher all the best jokes.
What do you get when you cross a chicken and a cow? Roost beef!
The cow intestine dish was offal, but the pig organ tacos was grocer!
If anyone gets a suspicious email from me about canned meat, don’t open it. It’s spam!
Lately my wife has been looking at me as if I'm a piece of meat....
And it wouldn't bother me, if she wasn't a vegan.
What do you call a steak hurtling through space? A meat-ior!
What type of relationships do hotdogs like to have? A frank relationship, they can’t stand lies.
Vegans really have a beef with meat.
Which is a meat patty's least favourite day of the week? Fry-day!
The hotdog severely fell behind in school which is why he has to ketchup.
Have you heard about the new meat that’s taking the world by storm? It’s a cross between a cow and a chicken. They call it “roost beef”.
Why did the thief steal a pig? Because he was a hamburglar.
What is a snowman’s favorite type of burger? A chilli cheese burger with iceberg lettuce.
Why did the butcher work overtime at the grocery store? To make ends meat!
It is really rare to find the most perfectly cooked steak.
What did the judge say at the finale of the meat throwing competition? The steaks have never been higher!
Topside, silverside and brisket tend to groan when they get up from their chairs. This is because they are achey joints.
What is a cow's favorite deli meat? Bull-ogna!
Have you heard about the pig who killed his own farmer? He did it to save his bacon.
Some people think anyone who sells meat is gross. But, people who sell fruit and vegetables are grocer.
What would you call a steak that leaped off the table and ran away? Fast food, of course.
What became of the pig who got fired from his job? He became canned ham.
What did the steak say to his enemy? I have a T-bone to pick with you!
Have you ever tried kangaroo meat? I have. It was tasty, but it made me a bit jumpy.
How do you defeat a meat-loving vampire? With a steak to the heart!
What is the most affordable type of meat? Deer, it is always under a buck a pound.
Why was the burger sad? Because he had the blue cheese.
What do you call a cow with a twitch? Beef jerky!
Why did the cow and the bull become so close? Because they became beef-friends.
Cows don’t make very good cops. They refuse to go on steak outs.
Why are burgers bad at telling jokes? Because they all are cheesy.
What did the steak say when he came across his nemesis? Ah, we meat again!”
The butcher’s life was at steak when the meat market caught fire.
Are you a big fan of beef? I am. In fact, I could eat it until the cows come home.
As a butcher, let me advise you never to back up into the meat grinder. It will make you get a little behind in your work.
What do you call a cow in a rooster costume? Roost beef.
I tried to change my email password to “beef stew” the other day. It was refused because it was not stroganoff.
Cows love music. In fact, they even have a favourite note: beef flat.
What is a butcher’s favorite Elvis Presley song? Love Meat Tenders.
It’s not often that you find an eye anywhere but on the face. Cows, however, have a rib eye.”
I met a chicken once; she was desperate to join a band. She even had her own drumsticks.
You know I always wanted to open my own sandwich shop. I would have all the meat and bread money could buy...
Problem was I was afraid something would go a rye
What did the lovesick pig sing to his girlfriend? Don't go bacon my heart!
Why did the pig become an actress? Because she was a real ham!