Make no bones about it, home made stock is a really good base for soups.
What type of relationships do hotdogs like to have? A frank relationship, they can’t stand lies.
Did you hear about the butcher that backed into the meat grinder?
He got a little behind in his work.
What is the best way to cook alligator meat? With a croc pot!
Hot dog, I love a good meat pun.
Some people think anyone who sells meat is gross. But, people who sell fruit and vegetables are grocer.
The butcher’s life was at steak when the meat market caught fire.
What do you call a cow in a rooster costume? Roost beef.
Did you hear about the man who used to be addicted to eating raw meat? Don't worry, he's cured now!
I met a chicken once; she was desperate to join a band. She even had her own drumsticks.
Some people have to stop telling meat puns, because they simply butcher every single joke.
What did the deer say to each other when they were trying to solve a difficult problem? This is such a deer-lemma!
What's the most musical cut of chicken? The drumstick!
Where do cows go to celebrate New Years Eve? To a meat ball!
It is really rare to find the most perfectly cooked steak.
You know I always wanted to open my own sandwich shop. I would have all the meat and bread money could buy...
Problem was I was afraid something would go a rye
What do you call meat balls falling from the sky? A meat-ior shower.
What is a hair stylist's favorite steak? A flat iron!
What cut of meat do you get from an extremely tired butcher?
A filet mid-yawn
What do you call a sausage that's been to the doctor? Cured meat!
Why did the cow and the bull become so close? Because they became beef-friends.
What did the burger meat say to the BBQ? “Is it meat you’re looking for?”
If you’re looking for Valentine’s Day inspiration for a meat loving crush, try “Will you beef my Valentine?”
What did the steak say to his enemy? I have a T-bone to pick with you!
What became of the pig who got fired from his job? He became canned ham.
They were building a meat tower next door.
The steaks just kept getting higher.
Cows love music. In fact, they even have a favourite note: beef flat.
What do you call a pig squished by sand? A ham sandwich.
What’s the best part of a cow? The topside, of course.
What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef!
Why was the burger sad after losing the race? Because the hotdog was the weiner.
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef!
The cow intestine dish was offal, but the pig organ tacos was grocer!
Cows don’t make very good cops. They refuse to go on steak outs.
I have a friend who has been diagnosed with a phobia of sausages. She always fears the wurst.
What did the lovesick pig sing to his girlfriend? Don't go bacon my heart!
All the contestants at the pig Olympics were very happy with their prizes. They each won pork medallions.
Why did the butcher work overtime at the grocery store? To make ends meat!
I’m bacon you! Please stop with the meat puns!
Pirates used to make a delicious snack for themselves by crossing pate with flowers. They called it “lily livered”.
Have you heard about the pig who killed his own farmer? He did it to save his bacon.
What do you call hot dogs in winter? Chilly dogs!
What did the boss pig say to the pig worker for not working fast enough? “chop chop slow pork”.
The other day I asked an Alaskan guy if he wanted to eat some seal meat.
He wasn’t really inuit
Which is a meat patty's least favourite day of the week? Fry-day!
What's the name of the meatiest Knight of the Round Table? Sir Loin!
What do you get when you cross a chicken and a cow? Roost beef!
What do you call a cow with a twitch? Beef jerky!
I met a girl in a vegetarian restaurant who said she recognized me, but I have literally never seen herbivore.
Digital burgers are nothing but processed meat.
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