Jackson Jokes

My son asked me what Micheal Jackson was doing in Italy
I told him he was "sight-heeheeing."
“Remember that creating a successful marriage is like farming: you have to start over again every morning.” —H. Jackson Brown, Jr
“Find a job you like and you add five days to every week."
~ H. Jackson Brown, Jr.
What did Boy George say to Micheal Jackson? "You Beat It, and I'll cumma cumma cum."
“You can always tell when a man's well informed. His views are pretty much like your own.”
H. Jackson Brown, Jr.
How did Michael Jackson revolutionize cooking in space?
Moon Wok!
What did Michael Jackson say to his chess opponent?
“It don’t matter if you’re black or white.”
A soda company printed Michael Jackson on all of their cans
He really is the king of pop
I'm having mixed feelings about being a Michael Jackson impersonator.
On one hand, you get to wear a cool white glove.

On the other hand, you don't.
“No matter how hard you hug your money, it never hugs back.” — H. Jackson Brown Jr.
"Beat it." — Michael Jackson, "Beat It"
The Three Jacksons There were three guys named Jackson who were all in the clothing business. Due to lack of real estate options in their city, they all set up shop next door to each other. In order to convince customers to come to their store rather than one of the other Jacksons, they all put up signs to attract customers. The one on the left puts up a sign that says "Jackson's clothing store (BEST PRICES!)" Not to be outdone, the one on the right puts up a sign that says "Jackson's clothing store (BEST QUALITY!) The one in the middle thinks about it for a while, and eventually puts up a sign of his own. "Jackson's clothing store (MAIN ENTRANCE)."
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