Where’s the best beach to buy sports gear at?
Jersey Shore.
Which side of a deer has the best meat?
The inside.
With my wife I don't get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to 'the best woman a man ever had.' The waiter joined me.
Rodney Dangerfield
The best years of my life were spent in the arms of another man’s wife
Happy Mother’s Day!
Electric razors are the best thing since sliced beard.
What’s the best tool to install an electrical plug with?
A socket wrench.
What are the best vegetables to sleep under?
a can of peas.
Who is the best kung fu vegetable?
Brocc lee.
I was just looking at my ceiling. I am not sure if it’s the best ceiling in the world, but it’s definitely up there.
Some marine biologists argued about how best to handle angry dolphins.
The were working at cross porpoises.
Who has the best place on a sailing ship?
The mast, because it has the pole-position.
I’d like to buy a catamaran or a yacht.
I’d like to get the best of boat words.
Why is a Tornado the best type of football player?
Because it always gets touchdowns.
Having a ball this weekend with my best friends
Kicking off the afternoon in the best way possible