Prefer

Why doesn’t an owl study for a test?
They prefer to wing it.
What kind of magazines would the planets prefer to read? Cosmos.
What kind of music would planets prefer to hear? NepTUNEs.
You say "easy peasy lemon squeezy"
... but I prefer "depressed stressed lemon zest."
To get with the times, Grammar Nazi's have changed their name.
They now prefer to go by Alt-writists.
The Best Bar in the World
The Best Bar in the World Three guys are drinking at a bar and talking about their favorite bars. The first guy says, 'As good as this bar is, I still prefer the pubs back home. In Glasgow, there's a wee place. The landlord goes out of his way for the locals. When you buy four drinks, he'll buy the fifth drink.' 'Well,' said the second man, "At my local in London , the barman will buy you your third drink after you buy the first two.' "Ahhh, dat's nothin'," said the third guy, 'Back home in my favorite pub, the moment you set foot in the place, they'll buy you a drink, then another, all the drinks you like, actually. Then, when you've had enough drinks, they'll take you upstairs and see that you gets laid, all on the house!' The first two guys lift their eyebrows in suspicion. 'Yea right,' says the first guy, 'there is no bar that good.' The man swore every word was true. Then the second man asked, 'Come ON, be real. Did this actually happen to you?' 'Well. Not to me, personally, no.' admitted the man, "But it did happen to my sister quite a few times."
I steal my eggs from my next door neighbor.
I prefer them poached.
Some people like beer goggles. I prefer wine glasses.
What sort of birthday cake do ghosts prefer?
I Scream Cake.
Why don’t Alpacas like singing with background music?
They prefer to sing alpacapella.
My wife asked why I prefer gummy bears to gummy worms.
I said that gummy worms are beneath me.
Why do men prefer blondes? Because they like intellectual companionship.
At an art gallery, a woman and her ten-year-old son were having a tough time choosing between one of my paintings and another artist's work.
They finally went with mine.
"I guess you decided you prefer an autumn scene to a floral," I said.
"No," said the boy. "Your painting's wider, so it'll cover more holes in our wall."
My doctor told me that I needed I kidney
I told her no. I'd prefer an adult-knee.
What do aliens prefer to drink?
Gravi-tea.
They told me I was too old to hunt for Easter eggs, but the jokes on them!
I prefer mine poached.