What did the vegan wear to the beach?
A zucchini!
I tried to catch the fog.
But I mist.
When we were young, we had this myth that lightning bolts go all the way to cloud 9.
It was so hot that the bee's perm had become extremely unmanageable, so she turned into a frizzbee.
What is the difference between a wet day and a lion with a toothache? A wet day is pouring with rain, the other is roaring with pain.
What do you call a weather man that destroys dinosaurs?
A meteorologist
There’s an old oak near my house that’s always surrounded by fog.
I don’t know why, it’s a mist tree.
Our weather bureau is actually an umbrella organization.
Why do sailors eat shellfish when rain is forecast?
It’s the clam before the storm.
When can 3 elephants stand under 1 umbrella and not get wet?
When it’s not raining.
My neighbour always thinks he knows more about the weather than me
The guy is a real snow it all.
With the kind of weather, it was almost certain that the bride-to-be would get a hoarse throat as she walked through the rain into her bridal shower.
Want to hear a joke about weather?
Actually, never mind. I'll just save it for a rainy day.
When it was raining yesterday, I saw a man use ketchup and I got quite shocked. It is only later that I learnt he was taking advantage of the raining cats and hot dogs.
What do you call an English rock band playing in the mist? Foghat.
Q: What do you call a row of 10 blondes standing ear to ear?
A: A wind tunnel.
There was news of a snowstorm. It arrived white on time.
What does Santa often say to Mrs Claus? Come and look at the rain-dear.
Many people seem to believe that warm water droplets get cooled fast and form fog. It's a mist-conception. Someone should de-mist-ify it.
What did one cloud of fog say to the other?
I don’t know. It’s a mistery.
Whenever someone wishes me to say "Happy Winter," it always leaves me cold.
Why do skeletons hate how wind feels? Because it goes right through them!
What does a ghost wear when it’s raining outside?
Boooooooooooots.
What did the evaporating raindrop say?
I’m going to pieces.
It’s raining cats and dogs outside.
I think I just stepped in a poodle.
Four types of weather were having a race. Sunny won gold, cloudy got silver, snowy picked up a bronze, and rainy won a precipitation award.
I'm trying to break the ice, but you just keep giving me the cold shoulder.
Q; What’s the difference between origami and grandpa passing wind?
A: One is the art of the fold, the other, the fart of the old.
I'm feeling exceptionally alone in this cold weather. It's probably because I'm completely ice-olated.
I recently got offered a job studying fog but I turned it down.
Looking back, I now think it was a mist opportunity.
What did one raindrop say to the other raindrop?
“My plop is bigger than your plop.”
Sorry for raining on your parade, I really thought it'd be snow problem.
What's all wet and likes to shake? It's an earthquake on a rainy day.
What’s a bigamist?
It’s what Italians call a thick fog.
What do you call it when two people make a baby in fog?
A mist conception.
Q: What did the wind turbine say to the engineer after he fixed him?
A: I’m a big fan of your work!
It was pretty foggy outside today.
I shot an arrow in the air, and it stuck.
Had a great weekend. Won the annual weather forecaster's championships!
I beat the raining champion.
Q: What do you call a freezing bird?
A: Brrrrrrrrrdddd
Why is rain the best kind of music?
Because it has amazing drops.
Q: How do you stop newspapers from flying away on windy days?
A: Use a news anchor!
Does all this rain make you want an ark?
I Noah guy.
Local weather reports state there won't be any rain for 1 year, but I drought it.
I hate windy weather. It really blows.
Q: Why couldn’t the boy keep his documents open when he left a window open in winter?
A: Because it was too Win+D
What do you call a storm that doesn't come to fruition?
A mist opportunity!
RIP boiled water.
You will be mist.
Q: Why is it so windy in England?
A: Because Harry Kane (hurricane) lives there..
What do you call a camper driving through frozen rain?
Van Hailin’.
What did fog do to make the captain angry? He mist the boat.
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