Mother always knows best. But when winter comes around, Mother Nature snows best.
What does a ghost wear when it’s raining outside?
Boooooooooooots.
Where does fog go to the bathroom?
Anywhere it wants.
I don’t know if I got hit by freezing rain but it sure hurt like hail.
With the nice warm weather last weekend, a neighbor was enthusiastically diggin' in the dirt planting his garden!
He was so excited about it, he wet his plants.
Why are people in big cities in Spain always dry?
Because the rain in Spain falls mainly on the plain.
What do you call a weather man that destroys dinosaurs?
A meteorologist
What do you call a bear that’s stuck out in the rain?
A drizzly bear.
The queen’s favorite form of precipitation is the reign.
Did you hear about the cow that was lifted into the air by a tornado? It was an udder disaster!
Local weather reports state there won't be any rain for 1 year, but I drought it.
I tried to catch the fog.
But I mist.
RIP boiled water.
You will be mist.
Q: What did the cloud say to the lightning bolt?
A: You're shocking!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Butter
Butter who?
Butter get an umbrella, it looks like it's going to rain!
Why didn’t the light rain hit the target?
It just mist.
I'm going to discuss global warming on Sunday at a debate. It's a very heated topic.
What's the weather like in Mexico?
Chili today, hot tamale.
Many people seem to believe that warm water droplets get cooled fast and form fog. It's a mist-conception. Someone should de-mist-ify it.
Sorry for raining on your parade, I really thought it'd be snow problem.
I hope it doesn’t rain Halloween night.
That would dampen spirits.
What goes hiss, swish, hiss swish every time it rains? A windscreen viper.
Q: Where can a tornado be jailed?
A: In a high pressure cell.
Q: What's a tornado's favorite game?
A: Twister
It was hot today and when I went outside I saw there was a line of guys standing outside the hairdressers. I thought to myself, "Such a lovely day to have a barber queue".
I tried playing baseball in the fog today.
It was a bit hit and mist.
What did fog do to make the captain angry? He mist the boat.
What do you call a baby owl stuck in the rain?
A moist owlette.
You can't blame anyone if you fall in your driveway due to snowy weather...
Because that's your own asphalt.
Q: Why is it so windy in England?
A: Because Harry Kane (hurricane) lives there..
What do you call an English rock band playing in the mist? Foghat.
What’s the difference between a horse and wet weather?
One reigns up and the other rains down.
A man went to buy long underwear cause the weather was getting cold. The cashier asked " How long would you like them"
"From march to September", said the man.
When can your cup of coffee tell the weather?
When it's muggy.
I guess you could say that things hit by tornado's are blown up.
My glasses fogged up once I came out of the AC room last summer, but I was okay because I was opti-mistic.
How could the skeleton tell that rain was coming?
He could feel it in his bones.
This very fair weather actually makes me feel like a feather!
Q: What did the wind turbine say to the engineer after he fixed him?
A: I’m a big fan of your work!
I recently got offered a job studying fog but I turned it down.
Looking back, I now think it was a mist opportunity.
What does a tornado wear under his clothes? Thunderwear!
I'm feeling exceptionally alone in this cold weather. It's probably because I'm completely ice-olated.
Two fish were swimming in a stream when it began to rain.
One fish said, “Quick, let’s swim under that bridge, otherwise we will get wet!”
What is known as the world's wettest animal? Rain-deer.
What happened when it started raining coins?
It knocked some sense (cents) into the world.
Q: What do you call a weatherman who farts while he pees?
A. Rain with a little wind and thunder.
The wind had such a great time. You could say it had a blast.
Ensure you save for the rainy day because even your closest friends can give you a cold shoulder.
I mist say, this is a pretty bad joke, but it haze potential.
When is Monday coming?
MonSoon!