The viking Rudolph the Red looked outside and proclaimed it was going to rain.
His wife asked him, “What makes you say that?”
He replied, “Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear.”
Due to bad weather, I won't be attending the Meteorology Convention.
I'm gonna take a rain-check.
What do you call a month’s worth of rain?
England.
Humpty Dumpty had a terrible summer, but he sure had a great fall.
Why do sailors eat shellfish when rain is forecast?
It’s the clam before the storm.
There's a basic difference between weather and climate: you can't weather a tree, but you can definitely climate.
When does soil get rich?
When mother nature makes it rain.
What did the tornado say to the sports car?
Let's go for a spin!
I got lost in the mist today.
I didn’t have the foggiest idea where I was.
A good friend of mine fell into a vaporiser and died.
She is sadly mist.
Did you hear of the story of the tornado? There is a twist at the end.
What did the baby cloud say to its mum when it rained? Sorry, mum, I couldn't hold it any longer.
I enjoy the cold weather
But only to a certain degree.
Why are people in big cities in Spain always dry?
Because the rain in Spain falls mainly on the plain.
What’s worse than raining cats and dogs?
Hailing taxis.
When it rains chickens and ducks, the best description for the weather is foul weather.
What did one raindrop say to the other? Two's company, three's a cloud.
Sorry for raining on your parade, I really thought it'd be snow problem.
The wind had such a great time. You could say it had a blast.
The wind is following a new workout program. It’s called air conditioning.
Q: What do you call a freezing bird?
A: Brrrrrrrrrdddd
It was so hot that the bee's perm had become extremely unmanageable, so she turned into a frizzbee.
I'm trying to break the ice, but you just keep giving me the cold shoulder.
I over boiled some venison broth earlier.
It was deerly mist.
Q: What did the tornado say to the sportscar?
A: I’m taking you for a quick spin!
Two fish were swimming in a stream when it began to rain.
One fish said, “Quick, let’s swim under that bridge, otherwise we will get wet!”
Why do people like storm watching so much?
The lightning is quite striking!
How can colors be used to predict the weather?
By their huemidity.
What words do windmills live by? One good turn deserves another!
Wind energy is so popular. It has a lot of fans.
Why did the dad prefer driving in the rain?
Things ran more fluidly.
Want to hear a joke about weather?
Actually, never mind. I'll just save it for a rainy day.
Q: Why do windmills love loud, heavy rock music?
A: They’re metal fans.
I'm saving for a rainy day, so far I've collected a couple of raincoats, an anorak, and a dinghy.
What falls all the time and never gets hurt? Rain.
Q: What do you call a weatherman who farts while he pees?
A. Rain with a little wind and thunder.
Q: What is a wind turbine’s favorite musical group?
A: Air Supply
What is a tornado's favorite Elton John song? Candle in the Wind!
The winter is the worst time of year for a wedding. The grooms always seem to be getting cold feet.
Q: What is a tornado’s favorite game?
A: Twister
What do you call a baby owl stuck in the rain?
A moist owlette.
It’s raining cats and dogs outside.
I think I just stepped in a poodle.
There was a television channel ran by pets, the weather forecast was on and inclement weather was being predicted...
High chance of it raining cats and dogs, howling winds, and a possible purricane.
Q: Where can a tornado be jailed?
A: In a high pressure cell.
Our weather bureau is actually an umbrella organization.
Even during thunderstorms, Santa can still deliver presents because raindeers fly his sleigh.
With the kind of weather, it was almost certain that the bride-to-be would get a hoarse throat as she walked through the rain into her bridal shower.
I'm feeling exceptionally alone in this cold weather. It's probably because I'm completely ice-olated.
Q: How does a butcher keep his tent up in a strong winds?
A: With steaks!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Accordion
Accordion who?
Accordion to the forecast, it's going to rain tonight.
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