What do you call a weather man that destroys dinosaurs?
A meteorologist
What's the wind's favourite colour?
Blew
The best place meteorologists can stop to get a drink on their way home is the isobar.
The winter is the worst time of year for a wedding. The grooms always seem to be getting cold feet.
Q: What did the leaf say to the wind?
A: You really blew me away.
What did the vegan wear to the beach?
A zucchini!
Q: Where can a tornado be jailed?
A: In a high pressure cell.
What do you call a negative fog?
A pessimist.
What was one raindrop overheard saying to another? Two's company, three's a cloud.
What's a king's favorite kind of precipitation?
Hail!
Whenever someone wishes me to say "Happy Winter," it always leaves me cold.
What do books wear on a wet and rainy day? Rain quotes.
Q: What do you call a freezing bird?
A: Brrrrrrrrrdddd
What is the difference between a wet day and a lion with a toothache? A wet day is pouring with rain, the other is roaring with pain.
The only way bees can fly right through the rain is when they have their yellow jackets on.
Many people seem to believe that warm water droplets get cooled fast and form fog. It's a mist-conception. Someone should de-mist-ify it.
The queen’s favorite form of precipitation is the reign.
What happens before it rains candy? It sprinkles.
Wind energy is so popular. It has a lot of fans.
A man went to buy long underwear cause the weather was getting cold. The cashier asked " How long would you like them"
"From march to September", said the man.
Q: Why does it smell bad when you destroy fans?
A: Because you’re breaking wind.
Why did the cloud stay at home? It was feeling under the weather.
What do you call a camper driving through frozen rain?
Van Hailin’.
My glasses fogged up once I came out of the AC room last summer, but I was okay because I was opti-mistic.
Q: What do you call a windmill swallowed up by a tornado?
A: A wind meal
How can colors be used to predict the weather?
By their huemidity.
What’s a bigamist?
It’s what Italians call a thick fog.
I don’t know if I got hit by freezing rain but it sure hurt like hail.
What do you call a baby owl stuck in the rain?
A moist owlette.
When can 3 elephants stand under 1 umbrella and not get wet?
When it’s not raining.
There was a television channel ran by pets, the weather forecast was on and inclement weather was being predicted...
High chance of it raining cats and dogs, howling winds, and a possible purricane.
Q: What did Julius Caesar’s pet windmill say?
A: I came, I spun, I conquered.
Q: Why did the wind turbine blush?
A. It broke wind.
Rain doesn’t fall. Raindrops.
Sorry for raining on your parade, I really thought it'd be snow problem.
Knock Knock?
Who's there?
Hurricane
Hurricane who?
Hurry! Cane you jog away from the storm?
I’ve never understood fog machines.
They mystify me to this day.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Accordion
Accordion who?
Accordion to the forecast, it's going to rain tonight.
Q: How do you stop newspapers from flying away on windy days?
A: Use a news anchor!
You can't blame anyone if you fall in your driveway due to snowy weather...
Because that's your own asphalt.
With the nice warm weather last weekend, a neighbor was enthusiastically diggin' in the dirt planting his garden!
He was so excited about it, he wet his plants.
Why is rain the best kind of music?
Because it has amazing drops.
When we were young, we had this myth that lightning bolts go all the way to cloud 9.
What did the tornado say to the sports car?
Let's go for a spin!
Where does fog go to the bathroom?
Anywhere it wants.
What does a spy do in the rain?
He goes undercover.
Why do people like storm watching so much?
The lightning is quite striking!
Q: How is hurricane season like Christmas?
A: At some point, there’s going to be a tree inside your house.
Wind turbines don’t talk about much. They just shoot the breeze.
Q: Why does a hurricane wear a monocle?
A: It has only had one eye!
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