What's the weather like in Mexico?
Chili today, hot tamale.
What do you call a negative fog?
A pessimist.
Wind energy is so popular. It has a lot of fans.
Q: What do you call a freezing bird?
A: Brrrrrrrrrdddd
I'm trying to think of a weather pun, but my mind's kinda cloudy now.
I guess you could say that things hit by tornado's are blown up.
What do you get if you come fourth in the National Weatherman Awards? A precipitation trophy.
When can 3 elephants stand under 1 umbrella and not get wet?
When it’s not raining.
The main difference between the weather and a horse is that one rains down while the other is reined up.
The best place meteorologists can stop to get a drink on their way home is the isobar.
I hope it doesn’t rain Halloween night.
That would dampen spirits.
Had a great weekend. Won the annual weather forecaster's championships!
I beat the raining champion.
The only way bees can fly right through the rain is when they have their yellow jackets on.
I don’t know if I got hit by freezing rain but it sure hurt like hail.
My glasses fogged up once I came out of the AC room last summer, but I was okay because I was opti-mistic.
Why did the cloud stay at home? It was feeling under the weather.
Why didn’t the light rain hit the target?
It just mist.
Did you hear of the story of the tornado? There is a twist at the end.
Q: What did Julius Caesar’s pet windmill say?
A: I came, I spun, I conquered.
What did one raindrop say to the other raindrop?
“My plop is bigger than your plop.”
Humpty Dumpty had a terrible summer, but he sure had a great fall.
How could the skeleton tell that rain was coming?
He could feel it in his bones.
What's a king's favorite kind of precipitation?
Hail!
Q: What did the cloud say to the lightning bolt?
A: You're shocking!
Ensure you save for the rainy day because even your closest friends can give you a cold shoulder.
Why was fog kicked off the football team? He mist a field goal.
When is it raining money? Whenever there's 'change' in the weather.
What's all wet and likes to shake? It's an earthquake on a rainy day.
A little boy asks his dad, “Why is it raining? Is the sky sad?”
The dad replies, “Yes, son, the sky is pretty blue.”
I'm trying to break the ice, but you just keep giving me the cold shoulder.
What does a spy do in the rain?
He goes undercover.
Q: Why did the tornado take a break?
A: Because it ran out of wind!
What is a tornado's favorite Elton John song? Candle in the Wind!
I was just telling my friend Michael Rains about my unfortunate allergy to my home-grown barley.
My grains give me migraines, Mike Rains.
What did the evaporating raindrop say?
I’m going to pieces.
The wind is following a new workout program. It’s called air conditioning.
There are so many puppies and kitties around the neighbourhood. Perhaps it is because it has been raining cats and dogs for hours.
Wind turbines don’t talk about much. They just shoot the breeze.
You can't blame anyone if you fall in your driveway due to snowy weather...
Because that's your own asphalt.
Due to bad weather, I won't be attending the Meteorology Convention.
I'm gonna take a rain-check.
What do books wear on a wet and rainy day? Rain quotes.
Why do you never see owls being affectionate in the rain? It's too wet to woo.
Many people seem to believe that warm water droplets get cooled fast and form fog. It's a mist-conception. Someone should de-mist-ify it.
When moving a piece of furniture at the weather station, you'll be needing four casters.
Want to hear a joke about weather?
Actually, never mind. I'll just save it for a rainy day.
The weather man said there won’t be any rain for 6 months, but I drought it.
What did one cloud of fog say to the other?
I don’t know. It’s a mistery.
It was pretty foggy outside today.
I shot an arrow in the air, and it stuck.
Q: What do you call a weatherman who farts while he pees?
A. Rain with a little wind and thunder.
Knock Knock?
Who's there?
Hurricane
Hurricane who?
Hurry! Cane you jog away from the storm?
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