It’s raining cats and dogs outside.
I think I just stepped in a poodle.
Why did the cloud stay at home? It was feeling under the weather.
Q: What do you call a gust of wind that blows a tall guys onto a basketball court?
A: The NBA draft
Q: Why does a hurricane wear a monocle?
A: It has only had one eye!
I got lost in the mist today.
I didn’t have the foggiest idea where I was.
Our weather bureau is actually an umbrella organization.
Rain doesn’t fall. Raindrops.
The wind is following a new workout program. It’s called air conditioning.
Q: Where can a tornado be jailed?
A: In a high pressure cell.
What do you call a negative fog?
A pessimist.
I recently got offered a job studying fog but I turned it down.
Looking back, I now think it was a mist opportunity.
Four types of weather were having a race. Sunny won gold, cloudy got silver, snowy picked up a bronze, and rainy won a precipitation award.
What does a tornado wear under his clothes? Thunderwear!
What is known as the world's wettest animal? Rain-deer.
I'm trying to break the ice, but you just keep giving me the cold shoulder.
Ensure you save for the rainy day because even your closest friends can give you a cold shoulder.
When can your cup of coffee tell the weather?
When it's muggy.
What do you call a dinosaur that got stuck in the rain?
A driplodocus.
What is the difference between a wet day and a lion with a toothache? A wet day is pouring with rain, the other is roaring with pain.
I don’t know if I got hit by freezing rain but it sure hurt like hail.
What was one raindrop overheard saying to another? Two's company, three's a cloud.
When is it raining money? Whenever there's 'change' in the weather.
What's all wet and likes to shake? It's an earthquake on a rainy day.
The viking Rudolph the Red looked outside and proclaimed it was going to rain.
His wife asked him, “What makes you say that?”
He replied, “Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear.”
With the nice warm weather last weekend, a neighbor was enthusiastically diggin' in the dirt planting his garden!
He was so excited about it, he wet his plants.
We got the news of a coming flood today. The news was leaked.
Knock Knock?
Who's there?
Hurricane
Hurricane who?
Hurry! Cane you jog away from the storm?
I'm going to discuss global warming on Sunday at a debate. It's a very heated topic.
Did you hear about the cow that was lifted into the air by a tornado? It was an udder disaster!
Q: What do you call a windmill swallowed up by a tornado?
A: A wind meal
Q: How do you stop newspapers from flying away on windy days?
A: Use a news anchor!
The main difference between the weather and a horse is that one rains down while the other is reined up.
What do you call a baby owl stuck in the rain?
A moist owlette.
I tried playing baseball in the fog today.
It was a bit hit and mist.
Why did the woman go outdoors with her purse open?
Because she expected some change in the weather.
It was pretty foggy outside today.
I shot an arrow in the air, and it stuck.
What did the tornado say to the sports car?
Let's go for a spin!
What's the wind's favourite colour?
Blew
Had a great weekend. Won the annual weather forecaster's championships!
I beat the raining champion.
My neighbour always thinks he knows more about the weather than me
The guy is a real snow it all.
What do you call an English rock band playing in the mist? Foghat.
What did one raindrop say to the other? Two's company, three's a cloud.
What do you call a bear that’s stuck out in the rain?
A drizzly bear.
Why do you never see owls being affectionate in the rain? It's too wet to woo.
It was so hot that the bee's perm had become extremely unmanageable, so she turned into a frizzbee.
What’s the difference between a horse and wet weather?
One reigns up and the other rains down.
A man once said when is Monday coming? His wife said Mon-soon.
A bunch of chill-dren from the neighborhood played all afternoon in the snow.
My wife asked me, “Did you fog up the bathroom mirror again?”
I said, “I don’t see myself doing that.”
What is a tornado's favorite Elton John song? Candle in the Wind!
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