I tried playing baseball in the fog today.
It was a bit hit and mist.
What did the evaporating raindrop say?
I’m going to pieces.
What do you call it when two people make a baby in fog?
A mist conception.
Q: How is hurricane season like Christmas?
A: At some point, there’s going to be a tree inside your house.
What is an evil dictator’s favorite type of weather?
A rain of terror.
I'm feeling exceptionally alone in this cold weather. It's probably because I'm completely ice-olated.
What do you get if you come fourth in the National Weatherman Awards? A precipitation trophy.
The queen’s favorite form of precipitation is the reign.
What's a king's favorite kind of precipitation?
Hail!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Accordion
Accordion who?
Accordion to the forecast, it's going to rain tonight.
Yesterday’s weather forecast predicted freezing rain. However, it turned out to be quite an ice day.
What happened when it started raining coins?
It knocked some sense (cents) into the world.
I mist say, this is a pretty bad joke, but it haze potential.
What words do windmills live by? One good turn deserves another!
What is known as the world's wettest animal? Rain-deer.
What is the difference between a wet day and a lion with a toothache? A wet day is pouring with rain, the other is roaring with pain.
It was hot today and when I went outside I saw there was a line of guys standing outside the hairdressers. I thought to myself, "Such a lovely day to have a barber queue".
Q: What do you call a row of 10 blondes standing ear to ear?
A: A wind tunnel.
I guess you could say that things hit by tornado's are blown up.
Four types of weather were having a race. Sunny won gold, cloudy got silver, snowy picked up a bronze, and rainy won a precipitation award.
I hate windy weather. It really blows.
Q: What did Julius Caesar’s pet windmill say?
A: I came, I spun, I conquered.
Even during thunderstorms, Santa can still deliver presents because raindeers fly his sleigh.
Knock Knock?
Who's there?
Hurricane
Hurricane who?
Hurry! Cane you jog away from the storm?
Q: What do you call a weatherman who farts while he pees?
A. Rain with a little wind and thunder.
What did one raindrop say to the other? Two's company, three's a cloud.
I over boiled some venison broth earlier.
It was deerly mist.
Because it was so foggy at my father’s funeral, he was buried in the wrong plot.
It was a grave mist-stake.
Q: Why couldn’t the boy keep his documents open when he left a window open in winter?
A: Because it was too Win+D
A man went to buy long underwear cause the weather was getting cold. The cashier asked " How long would you like them"
"From march to September", said the man.
Q: Why is there so much wind inside a sports arena?
A: Because of all the fans.
What does a ghost wear when it’s raining outside?
Boooooooooooots.
What do you call dangerous precipitation?
A rain of terror.
I don’t know if I got hit by freezing rain but it sure hurt like hail.
Q: Why do windmills love loud, heavy rock music?
A: They’re metal fans.
With the nice warm weather last weekend, a neighbor was enthusiastically diggin' in the dirt planting his garden!
He was so excited about it, he wet his plants.
Due to bad weather, I won't be attending the Meteorology Convention.
I'm gonna take a rain-check.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Butter
Butter who?
Butter get an umbrella, it looks like it's going to rain!
Why do you never see owls being affectionate in the rain? It's too wet to woo.
My wife asked me, “Did you fog up the bathroom mirror again?”
I said, “I don’t see myself doing that.”
Why do people like storm watching so much?
The lightning is quite striking!
Where does fog go to the bathroom?
Anywhere it wants.
What do you call a negative fog?
A pessimist.
What's the wind's favourite colour?
Blew
The winds of change started raining silver, copper, and gold coins.
Q: What do you call a gust of wind full of sand?
A: A rough draft
When moving a piece of furniture at the weather station, you'll be needing four casters.
What is fog's favorite drink? Mountain Dew
Many people think that when warm droplets of water in the air are rapidly cooled it forms fog.
But it’s actually a common mist-conception.
When it was raining yesterday, I saw a man use ketchup and I got quite shocked. It is only later that I learnt he was taking advantage of the raining cats and hot dogs.
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