The wind had such a great time. You could say it had a blast.
I don’t know if I got hit by freezing rain but it sure hurt like hail.
I guess you could say that things hit by tornado's are blown up.
What do you call dangerous precipitation?
A rain of terror.
What’s worse than raining cats and dogs?
Hailing taxis.
I hate windy weather. It really blows.
What was one raindrop overheard saying to another? Two's company, three's a cloud.
I thought I saw some fog yesterday.
But I guess my memory’s a little cloudy.
Q: What did the leaf say to the wind?
A: You really blew me away.
A man went to the gym today and met up with his new personal rainer.
Q: What is a wind turbine’s favorite musical group?
A: Air Supply
How does one raindrop ask another out? Water you doing tonight?
There was news of a snowstorm. It arrived white on time.
Q: What is a tornado’s favorite game?
A: Twister
There's a basic difference between weather and climate: you can't weather a tree, but you can definitely climate.
What do you call dangerous precipitation?
A rain of terror!
Q: Why does it smell bad when you destroy fans?
A: Because you’re breaking wind.
I’ve never understood fog machines.
They mystify me to this day.
Did you hear about the cow that was lifted into the air by a tornado? It was an udder disaster!
What words do windmills live by? One good turn deserves another!
Wind energy is so popular. It has a lot of fans.
Q: Why do windmills love loud, heavy rock music?
A: They’re metal fans.
My wife asked me, “Did you fog up the bathroom mirror again?”
I said, “I don’t see myself doing that.”
Q: What did the cloud say to the lightning bolt?
A: You're shocking!
Whenever someone wishes me to say "Happy Winter," it always leaves me cold.
I tried playing baseball in the fog today.
It was a bit hit and mist.
This very fair weather actually makes me feel like a feather!
What did the vegan wear to the beach?
A zucchini!
Q: Why is there so much wind inside a sports arena?
A: Because of all the fans.
How can colors be used to predict the weather?
By their huemidity.
I'm feeling exceptionally alone in this cold weather. It's probably because I'm completely ice-olated.
Why did the cloud stay at home? It was feeling under the weather.
Why do sailors eat shellfish when rain is forecast?
It’s the clam before the storm.
It was hot today and when I went outside I saw there was a line of guys standing outside the hairdressers. I thought to myself, "Such a lovely day to have a barber queue".
What's the weather like in Mexico?
Chili today, hot tamale.
A man once said when is Monday coming? His wife said Mon-soon.
I tried to catch the fog.
But I mist.
Why did Iron Man sleep outside when it rained?
To get some rust.
What falls all the time and never gets hurt? Rain.
What happened when it started raining coins?
It knocked some sense (cents) into the world.
Q: Why couldn’t the boy keep his documents open when he left a window open in winter?
A: Because it was too Win+D
I'm trying to break the ice, but you just keep giving me the cold shoulder.
Why is rain the best kind of music?
Because it has amazing drops.
What does a ghost wear when it’s raining outside?
Boooooooooooots.
What does a spy do in the rain?
He goes undercover.
It was so hot that the bee's perm had become extremely unmanageable, so she turned into a frizzbee.
I got lost in the mist today.
I didn’t have the foggiest idea where I was.
A good friend of mine fell into a vaporiser and died.
She is sadly mist.
It started raining coins outside today.
I guess it’s just climate change.
What's a king's favorite kind of precipitation?
Hail!
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