I tried playing baseball in the fog today.
It was a bit hit and mist.
What did the tornado say to the sports car?
Let's go for a spin!
My neighbour always thinks he knows more about the weather than me
The guy is a real snow it all.
My wife asked me, “Did you fog up the bathroom mirror again?”
I said, “I don’t see myself doing that.”
Why do people like storm watching so much?
The lightning is quite striking!
I was just telling my friend Michael Rains about my unfortunate allergy to my home-grown barley.
My grains give me migraines, Mike Rains.
What did the rainwater say as it ran off the road.
Grate.
I recently got offered a job studying fog but I turned it down.
Looking back, I now think it was a mist opportunity.
Wind turbines don’t talk about much. They just shoot the breeze.
Where does fog go to the bathroom?
Anywhere it wants.
What is a tornado's favorite movie? Gone With the Wind!
I thought I saw some fog yesterday.
But I guess my memory’s a little cloudy.
Why are people in big cities in Spain always dry?
Because the rain in Spain falls mainly on the plain.
I don’t know if I got hit by freezing rain but it sure hurt like hail.
Q: What’s the fastest way to make a skeleton?
A: Put a leper in a wind tunnel
What did the evaporating raindrop say?
I’m going to pieces.
Q: What do you call a freezing bird?
A: Brrrrrrrrrdddd
What's the wind's favourite colour?
Blew
Why did Iron Man sleep outside when it rained?
To get some rust.
Our weather bureau is actually an umbrella organization.
Did you hear of the story of the tornado? There is a twist at the end.
We got the news of a coming flood today. The news was leaked.
What do you call a dinosaur that got stuck in the rain?
A driplodocus.
Humpty Dumpty had a terrible summer, but he sure had a great fall.
Q; What’s the difference between origami and grandpa passing wind?
A: One is the art of the fold, the other, the fart of the old.
What do you call dangerous precipitation?
A rain of terror.
Q: What is a wind turbine’s favorite musical group?
A: Air Supply
There was a television channel ran by pets, the weather forecast was on and inclement weather was being predicted...
High chance of it raining cats and dogs, howling winds, and a possible purricane.
Q: What did the tornado say to the sportscar?
A: I’m taking you for a quick spin!
Does all this rain make you want an ark?
I Noah guy.
What did the vegan wear to the beach?
A zucchini!
A guy just walked into my store and bought a bunch of fog machines so I called the cops.
He must belong to an extreme mist organization.
Even during thunderstorms, Santa can still deliver presents because raindeers fly his sleigh.
I'm saving for a rainy day, so far I've collected a couple of raincoats, an anorak, and a dinghy.
It was pretty foggy outside today.
I shot an arrow in the air, and it stuck.
Two fish were swimming in a stream when it began to rain.
One fish said, “Quick, let’s swim under that bridge, otherwise we will get wet!”
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Butter
Butter who?
Butter get an umbrella, it looks like it's going to rain!
What do books wear on a wet and rainy day? Rain quotes.
What did fog do to make the captain angry? He mist the boat.
It was so hot that the bee's perm had become extremely unmanageable, so she turned into a frizzbee.
Why do sailors eat shellfish when rain is forecast?
It’s the clam before the storm.
Why did the woman go outdoors with her purse open?
Because she expected some change in the weather.
Q: Why is it so windy in England?
A: Because Harry Kane (hurricane) lives there..
Had a great weekend. Won the annual weather forecaster's championships!
I beat the raining champion.
What is fog's favorite drink? Mountain Dew
What does a ghost wear when it’s raining outside?
Boooooooooooots.
I got lost in the mist today.
I didn’t have the foggiest idea where I was.
What should you do if it starts raining cats and dogs?
Please seek shelters.
Q: What did the leaf say to the wind?
A: You really blew me away.
Q: What do you call a gust of wind that blows a tall guys onto a basketball court?
A: The NBA draft
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