My glasses may be fogged up, but don’t worry I’ll be fine.
I’m optimistic!
The wind is following a new workout program. It’s called air conditioning.
Everyone said the wind was powerful. So, I went outside and was blown away.
It’s raining cats and dogs outside.
I think I just stepped in a poodle.
Humpty Dumpty had a terrible summer, but he sure had a great fall.
Q: How is hurricane season like Christmas?
A: At some point, there’s going to be a tree inside your house.
I recently got offered a job studying fog but I turned it down.
Looking back, I now think it was a mist opportunity.
How can colors be used to predict the weather?
By their huemidity.
What happened when it started raining coins?
It knocked some sense (cents) into the world.
Sorry for raining on your parade, I really thought it'd be snow problem.
My glasses fogged up once I came out of the AC room last summer, but I was okay because I was opti-mistic.
I hope it doesn’t rain Halloween night.
That would dampen spirits.
How does one raindrop ask another out? Water you doing tonight?
When it rains chickens and ducks, the best description for the weather is foul weather.
Did you hear of the story of the tornado? There is a twist at the end.
What do you call an English rock band playing in the mist? Foghat.
Q: What is the opposite of a cold front?
A: A warm back
I hate windy weather. It really blows.
Why didn’t the light rain hit the target?
It just mist.
When is Monday coming?
MonSoon!
My wife asked me, “Did you fog up the bathroom mirror again?”
I said, “I don’t see myself doing that.”
This very fair weather actually makes me feel like a feather!
Many people seem to believe that warm water droplets get cooled fast and form fog. It's a mist-conception. Someone should de-mist-ify it.
What did the tornado say to the sports car?
Let's go for a spin!
The queen’s favorite form of precipitation is the reign.
What does a tornado wear under his clothes? Thunderwear!
Q: What do you call a row of 10 blondes standing ear to ear?
A: A wind tunnel.
What did one raindrop say to the other? Two's company, three's a cloud.
Four types of weather were having a race. Sunny won gold, cloudy got silver, snowy picked up a bronze, and rainy won a precipitation award.
Many people think that when warm droplets of water in the air are rapidly cooled it forms fog.
But it’s actually a common mist-conception.
I don’t know if I got hit by freezing rain but it sure hurt like hail.
How could the skeleton tell that rain was coming?
He could feel it in his bones.
What is a tornado's favorite Elton John song? Candle in the Wind!
Q; What’s the difference between origami and grandpa passing wind?
A: One is the art of the fold, the other, the fart of the old.
I tried to catch the fog.
But I mist.
What's all wet and likes to shake? It's an earthquake on a rainy day.
The wind had such a great time. You could say it had a blast.
We got the news of a coming flood today. The news was leaked.
What do you call a camper driving through frozen rain?
Van Hailin’.
I'm saving for a rainy day, so far I've collected a couple of raincoats, an anorak, and a dinghy.
When moving a piece of furniture at the weather station, you'll be needing four casters.
What did the baby cloud say to its mum when it rained? Sorry, mum, I couldn't hold it any longer.
A little boy asks his dad, “Why is it raining? Is the sky sad?”
The dad replies, “Yes, son, the sky is pretty blue.”
Why do you never see owls being affectionate in the rain? It's too wet to woo.
What does a ghost wear when it’s raining outside?
Boooooooooooots.
Q: Why couldn’t the boy keep his documents open when he left a window open in winter?
A: Because it was too Win+D
Knock Knock?
Who's there?
Hurricane
Hurricane who?
Hurry! Cane you jog away from the storm?
I over boiled some venison broth earlier.
It was deerly mist.
What do you call a storm that doesn't come to fruition?
A mist opportunity!
Two fish were swimming in a stream when it began to rain.
One fish said, “Quick, let’s swim under that bridge, otherwise we will get wet!”
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