Hair Puns

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Huge explosion at the hair brush factory...
Investigators are still combing through the wreckage.
What helps a pirates hair grow?
Aaarrrgan oil.
Did you get a hair cut?
No, I got them all cut.
Why doesn't the moon shave?
Because it waxes.
Why does it take so long to shave a giant sheep with normal sized clippers?
Shear size.
Not everyone looks good with a wig
But I think you could really pull it off.
Where do sheep go to get their hair cut?
The baa-baa shop.
Daughter: Did you get a hair cut?
Dad: No sweetheart I got em all cut.
I mustache you a question..
but I'll shave it for later.
My hair was acting crazy so I told it to comb down.
"I like a man that can pull off facial hair."
I think your supposed to use a razor.
What does Satan shave with?
A hell razor.
I used to hate facial hair...
But then it grew on me.
Someone stole my wig!
That was a bald move.
I bought a wig for my wife, at a discount store...
Didn't want toupee full price.
How does a hairdresser stop themselves from cutting their own hair?
By sheer will.
Have you heard of the hair stylist that refuses to cut hair?
If she won't cut hair to earn a living, she'll certainly dye.
My wife hates the colour of her hair...
She's dyeing to change it.
Someone put LSD in my hair gel
My hair has been spiked.
How did Pavlov get such great hair?
He conditioned it.
What is a butchers favorite facial hair style?
Mutton chops.
How does a lumberjack trim his beard?
With a chinsaw.
What did the electrician use to moisturise his hair?
Air conditioner.
My executive assistant has long hair.
I call him my mane man.
Why do bees have sticky hair?
Because they use honey combs!
Why was the man with a beard in pain?
Because he had a must ache.
Why does James Bond Have grey hair?
Because there's no time to dye!
My wife claims that she can wax my chest hair without me feeling any pain at all.
I don’t think she’ll be able to pull it off.
If Satan ever lost his hair...
There would be hell toupee.
My wife, whilst trying to brush my son's hair, told him he was having a bad hair day.
My son replied, "Oh, is it being knotty?"
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