You mermaid to go far.
What do you call a cloud that looks like a mermaid?
Aerial.
"Whale, what do we have here?" said the mermaid.
You seem a little mer-mad.
Ariel spent the weekend alone because she was feeling a little crabby.
What kind of underwear does a math-obsessed mermaid wear?
An algae bra.
Shell-abrate the good times!
For years I told my daughter she was half-human and half-mermaid... but that her bottom half was human, and her top half was mermaid.
You mermake me happy.
What does a mermaid say when she was leaving the party?
- Sea ya later.
Call me on the shellphone.
Where did the mermaid go on a date?
She was catching a movie at the dive-in.
Mermaids always drink mermosas.
What is the mermaid’s favorite drink?
A mertini.
When it comes to mermaids growing legs, it's all in the de-tail.
You'd think seeing a mermaid in real life would be terrifying, but it wasn't half as bad.
The ocean doesn't like to say hello, it just waves.
What is the little mermaid’s favorite font?
Arial.
Famous mermaid saying: Keep your friends close and your anemones closer.
Wish upon a starfish.
What do mermaids wash their fins with?
Tide.
One mermaid said to the other, "I love your shell bracelet, can I Triton?"
Don't fork-get your manners.
What do you call a sarcastic mermaid?
A sigh-ren.
Fishing you a happy day.
Whale, whale, whale, what do we have here?
Seas the day!
What did the fish say to the mermaid?
- Have a fintastic day!
The seaweed is always greener in somebody else's lake!
The Little Mermaid shouldn’t be named Ariel
She should be named Nautical!
We were mermaid for each other.
You really mermaid my day.
Why can't mermaids use the letters A or B?
They only know what's below C level.
Why does the little mermaid wear sea shells?
Cause B-shells are too small, and D- shells are too big.
I think you're mer-mazing.
What did the Little Mermaid say to Triton before she left?
- If you need me, call me on my shell.
Long time no sea.
Mermaids can be quite mean. Salmon had to say it.
You are shrimply the best!
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