For years I told my daughter she was half-human and half-mermaid... but that her bottom half was human, and her top half was mermaid.
You seem a little mer-mad.
The seaweed is always greener in somebody else's lake!
One mermaid said to the other, "I love your shell bracelet, can I Triton?"
What do mermaids wash their fins with?
Tide.
Long time no sea.
What do you call a sarcastic mermaid?
A sigh-ren.
What does a mermaid say when she was leaving the party?
- Sea ya later.
What did the Little Mermaid say to Triton before she left?
- If you need me, call me on my shell.
You mermake me happy.
Famous mermaid saying: Keep your friends close and your anemones closer.
I think you're mer-mazing.
What is the mermaid’s favorite drink?
A mertini.
We were mermaid for each other.
Shell-abrate the good times!
Mermaids can be quite mean. Salmon had to say it.
Ariel spent the weekend alone because she was feeling a little crabby.
The ocean doesn't like to say hello, it just waves.
Why does the little mermaid wear sea shells?
Cause B-shells are too small, and D- shells are too big.
Don't fork-get your manners.
You are shrimply the best!
Wish upon a starfish.
Whale, whale, whale, what do we have here?
What is the little mermaid’s favorite font?
Arial.
The Little Mermaid shouldn’t be named Ariel
She should be named Nautical!
Why can't mermaids use the letters A or B?
They only know what's below C level.
Fishing you a happy day.
Seas the day!
What kind of underwear does a math-obsessed mermaid wear?
An algae bra.
You really mermaid my day.
When it comes to mermaids growing legs, it's all in the de-tail.
Where did the mermaid go on a date?
She was catching a movie at the dive-in.
"Whale, what do we have here?" said the mermaid.
You mermaid to go far.
You'd think seeing a mermaid in real life would be terrifying, but it wasn't half as bad.
What do you call a cloud that looks like a mermaid?
Aerial.
Mermaids always drink mermosas.
What did the fish say to the mermaid?
- Have a fintastic day!
Call me on the shellphone.
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