Where did the mermaid go on a date?
She was catching a movie at the dive-in.
What do you call a cloud that looks like a mermaid?
Aerial.
Whale, whale, whale, what do we have here?
You seem a little mer-mad.
The ocean doesn't like to say hello, it just waves.
When it comes to mermaids growing legs, it's all in the de-tail.
You are shrimply the best!
Long time no sea.
Don't fork-get your manners.
Why can't mermaids use the letters A or B?
They only know what's below C level.
Mermaids always drink mermosas.
We were mermaid for each other.
What is the little mermaid’s favorite font?
Arial.
The seaweed is always greener in somebody else's lake!
Shell-abrate the good times!
One mermaid said to the other, "I love your shell bracelet, can I Triton?"
I think you're mer-mazing.
Ariel spent the weekend alone because she was feeling a little crabby.
What do mermaids wash their fins with?
Tide.
Call me on the shellphone.
You'd think seeing a mermaid in real life would be terrifying, but it wasn't half as bad.
What did the Little Mermaid say to Triton before she left?
- If you need me, call me on my shell.
What did the fish say to the mermaid?
- Have a fintastic day!
Wish upon a starfish.
For years I told my daughter she was half-human and half-mermaid... but that her bottom half was human, and her top half was mermaid.
You mermake me happy.
What is the mermaid’s favorite drink?
A mertini.
Seas the day!
What do you call a sarcastic mermaid?
A sigh-ren.
Fishing you a happy day.
The Little Mermaid shouldn’t be named Ariel
She should be named Nautical!
You really mermaid my day.
Mermaids can be quite mean. Salmon had to say it.
"Whale, what do we have here?" said the mermaid.
Why does the little mermaid wear sea shells?
Cause B-shells are too small, and D- shells are too big.
You mermaid to go far.
Famous mermaid saying: Keep your friends close and your anemones closer.
What does a mermaid say when she was leaving the party?
- Sea ya later.
What kind of underwear does a math-obsessed mermaid wear?
An algae bra.
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