You really mermaid my day.
One mermaid said to the other, "I love your shell bracelet, can I Triton?"
What is the little mermaid’s favorite font?
Arial.
Long time no sea.
Call me on the shellphone.
What do mermaids wash their fins with?
Tide.
Where did the mermaid go on a date?
She was catching a movie at the dive-in.
When it comes to mermaids growing legs, it's all in the de-tail.
Why can't mermaids use the letters A or B?
They only know what's below C level.
Mermaids can be quite mean. Salmon had to say it.
What kind of underwear does a math-obsessed mermaid wear?
An algae bra.
For years I told my daughter she was half-human and half-mermaid... but that her bottom half was human, and her top half was mermaid.
"Whale, what do we have here?" said the mermaid.
Famous mermaid saying: Keep your friends close and your anemones closer.
You'd think seeing a mermaid in real life would be terrifying, but it wasn't half as bad.
What does a mermaid say when she was leaving the party?
- Sea ya later.
Wish upon a starfish.
The ocean doesn't like to say hello, it just waves.
The Little Mermaid shouldn’t be named Ariel
She should be named Nautical!
Seas the day!
Don't fork-get your manners.
Why does the little mermaid wear sea shells?
Cause B-shells are too small, and D- shells are too big.
What did the Little Mermaid say to Triton before she left?
- If you need me, call me on my shell.
The seaweed is always greener in somebody else's lake!
Whale, whale, whale, what do we have here?
What do you call a cloud that looks like a mermaid?
Aerial.
Mermaids always drink mermosas.
What is the mermaid’s favorite drink?
A mertini.
You are shrimply the best!
I think you're mer-mazing.
Ariel spent the weekend alone because she was feeling a little crabby.
You mermaid to go far.
Fishing you a happy day.
We were mermaid for each other.
What do you call a sarcastic mermaid?
A sigh-ren.
You seem a little mer-mad.
You mermake me happy.
Shell-abrate the good times!
What did the fish say to the mermaid?
- Have a fintastic day!
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