Don't fork-get your manners.
What does a mermaid say when she was leaving the party?
- Sea ya later.
What do mermaids wash their fins with?
Tide.
Famous mermaid saying: Keep your friends close and your anemones closer.
"Whale, what do we have here?" said the mermaid.
What did the Little Mermaid say to Triton before she left?
- If you need me, call me on my shell.
Why can't mermaids use the letters A or B?
They only know what's below C level.
You really mermaid my day.
The ocean doesn't like to say hello, it just waves.
Ariel spent the weekend alone because she was feeling a little crabby.
You mermake me happy.
What kind of underwear does a math-obsessed mermaid wear?
An algae bra.
You are shrimply the best!
The seaweed is always greener in somebody else's lake!
One mermaid said to the other, "I love your shell bracelet, can I Triton?"
Wish upon a starfish.
Where did the mermaid go on a date?
She was catching a movie at the dive-in.
What did the fish say to the mermaid?
- Have a fintastic day!
What is the little mermaid’s favorite font?
Arial.
What is the mermaid’s favorite drink?
A mertini.
Shell-abrate the good times!
Seas the day!
Call me on the shellphone.
When it comes to mermaids growing legs, it's all in the de-tail.
Why does the little mermaid wear sea shells?
Cause B-shells are too small, and D- shells are too big.
The Little Mermaid shouldn’t be named Ariel
She should be named Nautical!
What do you call a sarcastic mermaid?
A sigh-ren.
Long time no sea.
For years I told my daughter she was half-human and half-mermaid... but that her bottom half was human, and her top half was mermaid.
Mermaids always drink mermosas.
I think you're mer-mazing.
You'd think seeing a mermaid in real life would be terrifying, but it wasn't half as bad.
You seem a little mer-mad.
Fishing you a happy day.
We were mermaid for each other.
Mermaids can be quite mean. Salmon had to say it.
You mermaid to go far.
What do you call a cloud that looks like a mermaid?
Aerial.
Whale, whale, whale, what do we have here?
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