The ocean doesn't like to say hello, it just waves.
One mermaid said to the other, "I love your shell bracelet, can I Triton?"
What kind of underwear does a math-obsessed mermaid wear?
An algae bra.
For years I told my daughter she was half-human and half-mermaid... but that her bottom half was human, and her top half was mermaid.
You'd think seeing a mermaid in real life would be terrifying, but it wasn't half as bad.
The seaweed is always greener in somebody else's lake!
Ariel spent the weekend alone because she was feeling a little crabby.
What did the fish say to the mermaid?
- Have a fintastic day!
Call me on the shellphone.
What did the Little Mermaid say to Triton before she left?
- If you need me, call me on my shell.
When it comes to mermaids growing legs, it's all in the de-tail.
Why does the little mermaid wear sea shells?
Cause B-shells are too small, and D- shells are too big.
I think you're mer-mazing.
Don't fork-get your manners.
What do you call a cloud that looks like a mermaid?
Aerial.
What is the mermaid’s favorite drink?
A mertini.
What do you call a sarcastic mermaid?
A sigh-ren.
"Whale, what do we have here?" said the mermaid.
Mermaids always drink mermosas.
Why can't mermaids use the letters A or B?
They only know what's below C level.
What does a mermaid say when she was leaving the party?
- Sea ya later.
You mermaid to go far.
Long time no sea.
Fishing you a happy day.
Whale, whale, whale, what do we have here?
You seem a little mer-mad.
What do mermaids wash their fins with?
Tide.
Mermaids can be quite mean. Salmon had to say it.
Seas the day!
We were mermaid for each other.
The Little Mermaid shouldn’t be named Ariel
She should be named Nautical!
Shell-abrate the good times!
You mermake me happy.
You really mermaid my day.
What is the little mermaid’s favorite font?
Arial.
Wish upon a starfish.
Where did the mermaid go on a date?
She was catching a movie at the dive-in.
You are shrimply the best!
Famous mermaid saying: Keep your friends close and your anemones closer.