What do you call a cloud that looks like a mermaid?
Aerial.
Don't fork-get your manners.
The ocean doesn't like to say hello, it just waves.
Call me on the shellphone.
Fishing you a happy day.
What does a mermaid say when she was leaving the party?
- Sea ya later.
You'd think seeing a mermaid in real life would be terrifying, but it wasn't half as bad.
What do mermaids wash their fins with?
Tide.
You really mermaid my day.
The seaweed is always greener in somebody else's lake!
What kind of underwear does a math-obsessed mermaid wear?
An algae bra.
You mermake me happy.
Seas the day!
What did the fish say to the mermaid?
- Have a fintastic day!
Whale, whale, whale, what do we have here?
Where did the mermaid go on a date?
She was catching a movie at the dive-in.
Shell-abrate the good times!
I think you're mer-mazing.
For years I told my daughter she was half-human and half-mermaid... but that her bottom half was human, and her top half was mermaid.
Famous mermaid saying: Keep your friends close and your anemones closer.
Wish upon a starfish.
What is the mermaid’s favorite drink?
A mertini.
Mermaids always drink mermosas.
Ariel spent the weekend alone because she was feeling a little crabby.
Why does the little mermaid wear sea shells?
Cause B-shells are too small, and D- shells are too big.
You seem a little mer-mad.
Why can't mermaids use the letters A or B?
They only know what's below C level.
The Little Mermaid shouldn’t be named Ariel
She should be named Nautical!
"Whale, what do we have here?" said the mermaid.
Mermaids can be quite mean. Salmon had to say it.
You are shrimply the best!
We were mermaid for each other.
What did the Little Mermaid say to Triton before she left?
- If you need me, call me on my shell.
What is the little mermaid’s favorite font?
Arial.
When it comes to mermaids growing legs, it's all in the de-tail.
Long time no sea.
One mermaid said to the other, "I love your shell bracelet, can I Triton?"
You mermaid to go far.
What do you call a sarcastic mermaid?
A sigh-ren.