One mermaid said to the other, "I love your shell bracelet, can I Triton?"
You'd think seeing a mermaid in real life would be terrifying, but it wasn't half as bad.
You mermake me happy.
The seaweed is always greener in somebody else's lake!
I think you're mer-mazing.
Where did the mermaid go on a date?
She was catching a movie at the dive-in.
Don't fork-get your manners.
Why does the little mermaid wear sea shells?
Cause B-shells are too small, and D- shells are too big.
Seas the day!
The ocean doesn't like to say hello, it just waves.
What kind of underwear does a math-obsessed mermaid wear?
An algae bra.
Mermaids can be quite mean. Salmon had to say it.
What do you call a cloud that looks like a mermaid?
Aerial.
You really mermaid my day.
Fishing you a happy day.
Wish upon a starfish.
You seem a little mer-mad.
What do you call a sarcastic mermaid?
A sigh-ren.
What does a mermaid say when she was leaving the party?
- Sea ya later.
Famous mermaid saying: Keep your friends close and your anemones closer.
What is the little mermaid’s favorite font?
Arial.
What is the mermaid’s favorite drink?
A mertini.
Ariel spent the weekend alone because she was feeling a little crabby.
You are shrimply the best!
Mermaids always drink mermosas.
We were mermaid for each other.
Long time no sea.
What do mermaids wash their fins with?
Tide.
The Little Mermaid shouldn’t be named Ariel
She should be named Nautical!
"Whale, what do we have here?" said the mermaid.
What did the Little Mermaid say to Triton before she left?
- If you need me, call me on my shell.
Shell-abrate the good times!
Call me on the shellphone.
Whale, whale, whale, what do we have here?
For years I told my daughter she was half-human and half-mermaid... but that her bottom half was human, and her top half was mermaid.
You mermaid to go far.
Why can't mermaids use the letters A or B?
They only know what's below C level.
What did the fish say to the mermaid?
- Have a fintastic day!
When it comes to mermaids growing legs, it's all in the de-tail.
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