For years I told my daughter she was half-human and half-mermaid... but that her bottom half was human, and her top half was mermaid.
Famous mermaid saying: Keep your friends close and your anemones closer.
I think you're mer-mazing.
Why can't mermaids use the letters A or B?
They only know what's below C level.
The ocean doesn't like to say hello, it just waves.
Long time no sea.
"Whale, what do we have here?" said the mermaid.
What do you call a sarcastic mermaid?
A sigh-ren.
You seem a little mer-mad.
What is the mermaid’s favorite drink?
A mertini.
Mermaids can be quite mean. Salmon had to say it.
You mermaid to go far.
What does a mermaid say when she was leaving the party?
- Sea ya later.
You really mermaid my day.
What do mermaids wash their fins with?
Tide.
Fishing you a happy day.
Don't fork-get your manners.
You mermake me happy.
You are shrimply the best!
Seas the day!
What did the fish say to the mermaid?
- Have a fintastic day!
What did the Little Mermaid say to Triton before she left?
- If you need me, call me on my shell.
Where did the mermaid go on a date?
She was catching a movie at the dive-in.
Mermaids always drink mermosas.
The seaweed is always greener in somebody else's lake!
Wish upon a starfish.
What is the little mermaid’s favorite font?
Arial.
The Little Mermaid shouldn’t be named Ariel
She should be named Nautical!
What kind of underwear does a math-obsessed mermaid wear?
An algae bra.
When it comes to mermaids growing legs, it's all in the de-tail.
Shell-abrate the good times!
Why does the little mermaid wear sea shells?
Cause B-shells are too small, and D- shells are too big.
You'd think seeing a mermaid in real life would be terrifying, but it wasn't half as bad.
We were mermaid for each other.
Call me on the shellphone.
Ariel spent the weekend alone because she was feeling a little crabby.
Whale, whale, whale, what do we have here?
One mermaid said to the other, "I love your shell bracelet, can I Triton?"
What do you call a cloud that looks like a mermaid?
Aerial.
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