Famous mermaid saying: Keep your friends close and your anemones closer.
The Little Mermaid shouldn’t be named Ariel
She should be named Nautical!
Shell-abrate the good times!
What is the mermaid’s favorite drink?
A mertini.
What do you call a sarcastic mermaid?
A sigh-ren.
The seaweed is always greener in somebody else's lake!
What kind of underwear does a math-obsessed mermaid wear?
An algae bra.
Why does the little mermaid wear sea shells?
Cause B-shells are too small, and D- shells are too big.
Wish upon a starfish.
You are shrimply the best!
The ocean doesn't like to say hello, it just waves.
We were mermaid for each other.
Fishing you a happy day.
Mermaids can be quite mean. Salmon had to say it.
What do mermaids wash their fins with?
Tide.
Call me on the shellphone.
"Whale, what do we have here?" said the mermaid.
When it comes to mermaids growing legs, it's all in the de-tail.
What is the little mermaid’s favorite font?
Arial.
One mermaid said to the other, "I love your shell bracelet, can I Triton?"
I think you're mer-mazing.
What did the Little Mermaid say to Triton before she left?
- If you need me, call me on my shell.
You'd think seeing a mermaid in real life would be terrifying, but it wasn't half as bad.
What does a mermaid say when she was leaving the party?
- Sea ya later.
Ariel spent the weekend alone because she was feeling a little crabby.
You really mermaid my day.
You mermaid to go far.
What did the fish say to the mermaid?
- Have a fintastic day!
Long time no sea.
Mermaids always drink mermosas.
For years I told my daughter she was half-human and half-mermaid... but that her bottom half was human, and her top half was mermaid.
Why can't mermaids use the letters A or B?
They only know what's below C level.
What do you call a cloud that looks like a mermaid?
Aerial.
Seas the day!
Where did the mermaid go on a date?
She was catching a movie at the dive-in.
You mermake me happy.
Don't fork-get your manners.
You seem a little mer-mad.
Whale, whale, whale, what do we have here?
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