Why does the little mermaid wear sea shells?
Cause B-shells are too small, and D- shells are too big.
Wish upon a starfish.
Where did the mermaid go on a date?
She was catching a movie at the dive-in.
When it comes to mermaids growing legs, it's all in the de-tail.
You mermaid to go far.
For years I told my daughter she was half-human and half-mermaid... but that her bottom half was human, and her top half was mermaid.
Famous mermaid saying: Keep your friends close and your anemones closer.
What do mermaids wash their fins with?
Fishing you a happy day.
You seem a little mer-mad.
One mermaid said to the other, "I love your shell bracelet, can I Triton?"
Seas the day!
Mermaids always drink mermosas.
You really mermaid my day.
What is the mermaid’s favorite drink?
What did the Little Mermaid say to Triton before she left?
- If you need me, call me on my shell.
You are shrimply the best!
You'd think seeing a mermaid in real life would be terrifying, but it wasn't half as bad.
Mermaids can be quite mean. Salmon had to say it.
Shell-abrate the good times!
Call me on the shellphone.
What kind of underwear does a math-obsessed mermaid wear?
An algae bra.
What does a mermaid say when she was leaving the party?
- Sea ya later.
What do you call a sarcastic mermaid?
Whale, whale, whale, what do we have here?
The ocean doesn't like to say hello, it just waves.
"Whale, what do we have here?" said the mermaid.
The Little Mermaid shouldn’t be named Ariel
She should be named Nautical!
Why can't mermaids use the letters A or B?
They only know what's below C level.
We were mermaid for each other.
I think you're mer-mazing.
You mermake me happy.
What did the fish say to the mermaid?
- Have a fintastic day!
What do you call a cloud that looks like a mermaid?
Long time no sea.
What is the little mermaid’s favorite font?
The seaweed is always greener in somebody else's lake!
Don't fork-get your manners.
Ariel spent the weekend alone because she was feeling a little crabby.