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Why is there no Aspirin in the rain forest?
Because it wouldn’t be financially viable to try to sell pharmaceuticals in the vastly unpopulated rain forest.
When potato chips don’t sell fast enough, the maker knows it will soon be crunch time.
What type of chocolate do they sell at the airport?
Plane Chocolate!
What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport? Plane Chocolate!
A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.
My boat is starting to sink, I'm going to sell it.
See my boat listing in the paper.
Why is it so difficult to sell a toy zebra.
You can never find the barcode.
I'm looking to sell my DeLorean. Good shape, low mileage...
Only driven from time to time.
I finally decided to sell my vacuum. It was just gathering dust.
Can birds sell cereal to children?
I don't know if one can, but toucan.
“I used to sell furniture for a living. The trouble was, it was my own.”
Les Dawson
A Blonde By Any Other Name
A Blonde By Any Other Name A blonde walked into an electronics store and said to the salesmen: "I want that TV." The salesperson shook his head and said, "No, we don't sell to blondes." So the blonde left and came back with her hair dyed brown and said: "I'll take that TV." Again the salesman said: "No, we don't sell to blondes." So she left again and came back with a hat, a fake nose and with her hair dyed black and said: "I want that TV." But the salesman still said: "sorry, we don't sell to blondes." Finally the blonde got fed up and said, "That's it! How do you keep guessing I'm a blonde?!" she asked. "Because that's a microwave."
Why did the T-Rex only sell hand-guns?
He was a small-arms dealer.
Why do girls scouts sell cookies? They wanna make a sweet first impression.
Did you hear about the guy who opened up a store where they only sell Swiss cheese?
It’s a hole business strategy.
The Farmer and the Unruly Cow
The Farmer and the Unruly Cow A farmer walked into a bar and saw the local tractor salesman sitting there, head hung low, obviously upset, drowning his sorrows in his beer. "What's up, John?" asked the farmer. "Gosh Bob, I'll tell you what ... if I don't sell a tractor soon, I'm gonna have to close my shop." "Now John, things could be worse," said Bob. "How do you figure?" asked John. "Well, John - you know my 'ornery cow, Bessie? I went to milk her this morning and she just kept flicking her tail in my face. So I grabbed a piece of rope and tied it up to the rafter. Then, the nasty thing went and kicked the bucket away! So I tied her leg to the wall. Then she kicked my stool right out from underneath me! But I was out of rope. So I took my belt off and used it to tie her other leg to the other side of the stall. Well wouldn't you just know it...my damn pants fell down." "And John, if you can convince my wife that I was in there to MILK that cow, I'll buy a tractor from you."
Corona virus has caused our local supermarket to sell out of pasta.
All because of a fusilli people.