Word

When I go to donate blood I expect a cup of tea, a biscuit and a polite word of thanks...
...not a whole lot of screaming, my bucket confiscated, and a cop asking me questions.
R2D2 is the most obscene character in film history
They had to beep out every word he said.
What word backwards can predict the future? Cookies (Seikooc as in psychic of you say it).
A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word.
An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to concede their position.
As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats and pigs, the husband asked sarcastically,
"Relatives of yours?"
"Yep," the wife replied, "in-laws."
What did the rock say to the word processor?
Boulder.
My coworkers brought me a bunch of cards to celebrate my birthday
Each one gave me one with a single word printed on it. The first said "extravagant", while the next one said "surplus". These were followed by cards that said "abundance", "excess", and "overflowing". Before I read any more I had to stop because I was overcome with emotion. It was all too much.
My neighbor was walking across the street while carrying the game Scrabble then suddenly dropped it, leaving the game board and pieces on the ground.
I said: “Hey Jeff! What’s the word on the street?”
Sorry seems to be the hardest word to say...
Unless you're Chinese. Then it's 'squirrel'.
What’s the longest word in the dictionary? Smiles because there’s a mile between each s.
As a mythologist and head of the household,
My word is lore.
What did you just call me? Just because we’re Dark Chocolate does not give you the right to call us “Snickers”.That’s OUR word.
What word looks the same backwards and upside down? Swims
Which is the longest word in the dictionary? "Smiles", because there is a mile between each "s"!
Yo mama so fat if she got her shoes shined, she'd have to take his word for it.
When shouldn't you believe a word your cheese is saying? When it's too Gouda to be true.