I saw a sign earlier that said, "Free Range Eggs." I've never heard of Range Eggs before but at least they were free so I took some.
How do comedians like their eggs? Funny side up.
Eggs are going up again. That'll surprise a few chickens.
I never count my chickens before they're hatched. Because they're eggs.
How do eggs get around? On a s-egg-way.
I was visiting my dear old Grandpa the other day when he said to me, "Let me give you a bit of advice. You can't make an omelette..." "Without breaking eggs?" I finished for him. "No. You can't make an omelette," he said, as he scraped it into the bin.
My dad always used to tell me, "Never put all your eggs in one basket." Which is probably why we lost the Easter egg hunt.
What did the egg do when it saw the frying pan? It scrambled.
Because the platypus both lays eggs and produces milk, It is one of the few animals that can make its own custard.
Why is the chef so mean? He beats the eggs.
How can you drop an egg six feet without breaking it? By dropping it seven feet. It won’t break for the first six.
What's an egg's favorite movie? Over Easy Rider.
My son's has never really had much of an appetite. But suddenly today he's eaten a dozen Kinder eggs whole. He's full of surprises.
How did the egg get up the hill? It scrambled up.
Who tells the best egg jokes? Comedi-hens.
Where do eggs go on holiday? New Yolk.
Who wrote the book "Great Egg-spectations"? Charles Chickens.
What type of egg refuses to come out of his shell? An egg-arophobic.
My son's asked for a strange Christmas present this year. It's really cheap though so I don't mind. I'm not sure why he wants an eggs box though.
What did the egg say to the clown? You crack me up.
I went to the store today and bought some really oddly shaped eggs. Now I can't find them. I think they've been mislaid.
What do you call a self-obsessed egg? An eggomaniac.
When I was younger, I once smashed up a nest of heron's eggs. No egrets.
What does a meditating egg say? Ohmmmmmmmlet.
Why do hens lay eggs? Because if they dropped them, they'd break.
Why can't you tease egg whites? Because they can't take a yolk.
Eggs - the original boneless chicken.
How many French eggs do you need? One egg is un oeuf.
What day to eggs hate the most? Fry-day.
Where's the best place to get information about eggs? The hen-cyclopedia.